How does this make you feel /vp/?

>>31266915
Hau doesn't deserve happiness.

>>31266915
You know, I can definitely see this happening if you're Chicken-chan.

DELET THIS

>>31266915
she gonna get blacked

Hau needs an older emo boy with a silver dog, not a whiny bitch with mommy issues

>>31266915
Whats wrong big girl? you was never been penetrated by a nigger cock?

>>31266915
Like you should go back to tumblr.

>>31267037
Have you anon?

Whatever. Gladion and Chicken are the ones that matter.

>>31267083
Gladion and Chicken are going to be fucking next door.

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>>31267118
>kids having sex
>adult woman can't have
why is life so struggling for this woman?

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>>31267118
Sweet.

>>31267118
What about male MC?

>>31267230
He doesn't exist if Chicken is there.

>>31266958
someone's a misery guts

>>31267193
>>31267118
>>31267083
You need to go back to tumblr as well.

>>31267240
oh

>>31267037
hau isn't a nigger, he's brown

BLACKED
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>>31267249
>I DON'T LIKE IT SO IT'S TUMBLR

>>31267249
Why don't you go back there since you can't stop talking about it?

How do I get laid?

>>31267293
Lie down on your bed

>>31267249
Nah, the SM fandom is terrible there.

>>31267293
Rub candle wax on your stomach, it's naturally attractive.

>>31267083
Why is Gladion x Chicken so much more popular than Hau x Chicken?

>>31267425
[HATE BLACKS]

>>31267283
>>31267292
>posting pepe images
It's like you want to prove you're cancer without me saying a thing. And no. Shipping cancer is a trait of tumblr retards. Thus, it's where you belong.

>>31267386
But you're acting like people from there.
Because that's where you are from.

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>>31267425
>dark male/white female

>>31267425
Because Hau already likes Lillie and Gladion's the generic tsundere/edgelord boy that goes well with genki girls like Chicken-chan. Girls love these types of pairings.

>>31267425
Because shipping shitters like yourself are the minority in the first place.
Gladion x Chicken has less than 1/3rd the art of MC x Lillie.

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>>31267497

Isn't Sun/Lillie canon?

>>31267468
If girls like it so much why it is so ridiculously unpopular?
There are a handful of entries at best on pixiv for it.

>>31267541
>>31267544
>being this autistically mad
Such a sad life you have.

>if anyone says anything I like is bad it means they're triggered!
Nope, just telling you off for being the cancer that you are.

>>31266915
>pairing shit with shit
Shit sounds good to me

>>31267545
>>31267497
>>31267460
The /u/ sperg has been summoned!

>>31267541
-insert copypasta here-

>>31267468
>genki girls like Chicken-chan
But Chicken-chan has literally no personality. You can imagine her as even bigger edgelord than Gladion, or as kuudere, or as tsundere, or whatever.

>>31267497
Oh, it's that /u/ shitposter. Here's a (You) buddy. Now do some tricks for me.

>>31267572
Didn't you get banned on /u/?

>>31267580
>>31267615
>anyone who is against shitposters is my boogieman
Hey, have you ever considered that you're just obnoxious and a shitposter, thus it is normal for people to tell you off?

/u/ has nothing at all to do with this. You behavior as a whole is the problem. Look at how mad you get when people don't cater to your shipping hug box. You're literally freaking out.

And yes, it's clear both of these posts are yours.

>>31267617
Why would I get banned for telling a shitposter he's the problem?
I mean, it's clear you made this thread for the sole purpose of shitposting and spamming about shipping crap.

>>31267601
She's mostly depicted as a happy girl in official art.

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>>31267659
Did the Gladion x Chicken ship kill your family or something, anon?

>>31267617
He has dynamic IPs. The guy's certifiably insane and will samefag himself while accusing others of samefagging. It's hilarious, just watch his reply to this.

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>Chicken/Lillie still the most popular pairing
I like Chicken/Gladion too though

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Gladion totally gets flustered easily, despite his rough exterior

>>31267689
>>31267701
So, what kind of phone do you use to samefag with?

>Did the Gladion x Chicken ship kill your family or something, anon?
No, it's just shit. Why would anyone want shit around them?

And yes, you make your samefagging very obvious. So why wouldn't anyone call you out on it? Look at how this board and thread are slow, but suddenly there are two posts with in a few seconds? Yeah, not happening.

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>>31267701
It's hilarious that he gets so triggered by this innocent ship.

>>31267742
>>31267701
It's hilarious how you get so insanely mad when people tell you off for shitposting because you don't want to accept what you life is shit.

Be totally honest here. Don't give a non-answer.
What if you are WRONG in your baseless assumption that someone is "triggered"?

>>31266915
It makes my blood boil, even though I know this will never happen. I hope someone punches Hau. Where the fuck is Sun?

>>31266915

honestly the only thing that bugs me about it is Hau getting with any one. I don't even hate him, he just seems like the kind of happy go lucky nice guy that constantly misses his opportunity. Before he even had a shot at Lilly she left to deal with her own things, she never really thought much about him.

Could be worse, could be Hau and Chicken-chan.

Hau would probably get a nice local girl when he gets older and be better off for it.

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>>31267766
Here's your (you), please post another autistic post now!

Judging by the uncomfortable position of Lillie's hand, and the way Hau is leaning, I'm going to assume Hau surprise kissed her. Now Sun just needs to knock his teeth out for this.

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>>31267425
I guess lots of girls like the good-hearted rebel ones the most. Actually, I don´t hate Hau and Chicken. But Gladion fits better.

>>31267848
>Sun knocks his teeth out and kisses Lillie, surprising her but she kisses him back
>Gladion and Chicken cheer
Hau will always be cucked, won't he?

>>31266915
It doesn't. I don't really care about Lillie or Hau. They're both pretty boring.

>>31267806
Autism means you can not communicate and speak with other people correctly. You can't even answer a single thing that's said to you. Thus, you are the one who is autistic.
Also, I don't your shitposting (you) nonsense. Just stop shitposting.

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>>31267835
How is posting shippings in a shipping thread shitposting?

>>31267572
I don't even ship it, just I'm not yet at the end of the game and I seemed to remember someone saying that at the end it was pretty much confirmed that PC was in a relationship with Lillie if male.

>>31267890
>>31267835
Wow, I was right. He did samefag while calling others out on samefagging. Either that or someone is mocking him.

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>>31267735
Why won't she get out?

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>>31267907

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>>31267835
>>31267890
nice

>>31267903
Sperg's insane, he's probably furiously typing his responses to every single post on this thread and on /u/ on all of his phones.

>>31267907
Because she wants some comfy with him.

>>31267898
Because shit is shit. How is that not obvious?
Are you retarded? Why do you think what kind of thread it is changes anything.

>>31267903 >>31267928
>>31267926 >>31267907
I like how you make it so obvious you're a spamming shitposting.
The funny part is that even if you spammed every image for that pair, you couldn't bump lock this thread.

>doesn't even know what the word samefagging means
Just sad.

>>31267848
>>31267876
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=52Kfr-XckRU

Hau does surprise kisses her, and she SLAPS him. Sun doesn't even need to get involved. Lillie, who forgave her mother for trying to kill everyone, fucking slaps Hau.

>>31267464
/pol/tard detected

>>31267935
>>31267945
What is wrong with you. You are insane.
What is with you are trying to make a /u/ boogieman out of anyone who is against you shitposting? You spam and shit up every single thread you touch chasing ghosts.

>furiously
Again. You need to accept that you are not making anyone mad.

Are you mad when you take a shit and flush your toilet?
No, you're just getting rid of shit.

>>31267935
He can do it here without issues though, I don't think /vp/ mods really exist if the repeated porn threads and HG threads are anything to go by.

>>31267835
There he goes, this is good autism. What a madman

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Gladion, her eyes are up here.

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>>31267985
But anon, you're obviously mad if you keep replying to every single thread that has Gladion and Chicken in it.

>>31267997
>>31267935
I like how you talk to yourself and pretend to be someone else because you know fucking no one has any idea what you are talking about. And of course you refuse to post proof for anything you saying.

The sad part is that you are so fucking insane you are doing tyo derail every thread you possibly can with meta shitposting about this enemy you have made for yourself.

Happy for my boy

Sucks he's in love with such a terrible girl

Why is it that only Lilliefags seem to be triggered by Hau?

>>31268042
because muh generic waifu

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>>31267985

>>31268016
>>31268022
>>31268029
Oh yeah? And why are you not mad for post 3+ times for every one of my posts?
You're reply three times, so I guess you're three times as mad.

>>31268042
You do know that most people hated Hau even before the game or the demo came out, right?

>>31268050
Oh, you replied. Guess that means you are insanely mad.

>>31268061
Whoa man, calm down. Stop replying so much. You're going to pop a blood vessel.

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>>31268042
Nobody likes Hau

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NTY

>>31268031
>>31267985
>>31267890
>tyo derail every thread
>What is with you are trying to make a /u/
>Also, I don't your shitposting (you) nonsense

Calm the fuck down, one shitpost at a time please.

>>31266915
anything to get that shit out of my game
i'm so tired of lillie i just wish she would delet

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>>31268082
A Lillie is fine too

I mean, it's obvious this thread was made for shitposting in the first place, but why is that guy (>>31268029 >>31268022) intentionally making himself look so bad?
Does he want the things he like to be associated with shitpositng and spam?

Oh hey, Hau got the waifu he wanted. Nice going, buddy.

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>>31268051
try harder sperg

>>31268098
His next response is going to be inspect element, phoneposting, etc.

>>31267965
t. cuck

>>31268087
Perfectly calm. What would make you think otherwise?
You seem pretty mad, considering you've replied to the same post three times.

>>31268098
>>31268109
Yes, why wouldn't a call out out on obvious lying?
This is the second time you have tried the same exact thing.

>if I say samefagging while samefagging before his does that makes it not true
>if I say edited screen shots before he says it that makes it not true
This is like preschool level, you need to stop.

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NO
BAD CHICKEN

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Is /u/fag the barneyfag of /vp/?

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>>31268133
>Perfectly calm
Then why do you keep replying?

>>31268162
Again, what is with your /u/ obsession?
Your thought process is literally "anyone who has a problem with shitposting is from /u/".
What is wrong with you?

>>31268133
check our IPs niggerfaggot

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This thread

>>31268166
>>31268166
Do you not realize you're replying as well?
Multiple times to each post.

I'm not sure why you think replying means someone is mad.
Can you explain your reasoning so I can better understand your autistic mind.

>>31268185
Next he'll say "IP is easy to change". I don't need to be Joseph to predict this.

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>tfw I can't find cute ships cute without someone thinking it's a political statement or some shit

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>>31268185
Yes, it's very clear you know how to change your IP.

>>31268229
>>31268230
See >>31268133
Third time you've done this.
With the exact same flawed reasoning.
Just take change "samefag" or "editing" to whatever your current excuse is.

And if you find shit cute, expect to get called out as such.

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>>31268230
It's just one /u/faggot getting triggered by this ship, personally I find it entertaining how he appears immediately after this ship is posted.

>>31268232
nice photoshop (ms paint) idiot

>>31268162
The guy's a notorious shitposter from /u/ who utterly hates crack ships (i.e. anything that's not explicitly canon). He's also shitposted on /m/ and /a/ and has a tumblr where he shits on anyone who crack ships.

Trust me, nobody likes him.

I ship Gladion with older men who give him rent money.

>>31268266
>>31268268
>if i keep repeating the word triggered it makes it true
No, it doesn't.
You are getting called out for two reason.
One. You are posting shit that belong no where, but at least stay on tumblr.
Two. You are posting it to try and "bait" people. Which means you're obnoxious and breaking global rule 3.

>>31268266
>>31268287
I thought he was a Chicken/Gladion shipper in disguise baiting to get more images of them.

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>>31268266
All chicken ships are cute chicken ships, gay or not

>>31268229
>>31268232
N-NANI?! Is this a JoJo reference?!

>>31268287
Have any proof?

>>31268268
That's him. You can actually change Yous with inspect element, no need to modify IPs or phonepost at all. He accuses people of it because it's easier.

>>31268296
I ship Gladion with me who gives him rent money and both are slowly falling for each other

Gladion and Hau would make a perfect couple though.

Ugh, don't you hate it when your gf steals your sweaters?

>>31268312
>>31268266
>>31268310
>>31268338
Hello, same person.

Like, when you make your samefagging so fucking obvious you better expect to get called out.

>dead thread
>dead board
>suddenly there are tons of people siding with you being a shitposter
Why do you think this would happen?

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>>31268362

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>>31268362
fuck, forgot image

>>31268336
http://archive.loveisover.me/u/thread/2085205/#2085437
Control F with case sensitive searches ACK. There's also other threads. If you go to the Madoka threads on /u/ he'll eventually show up without fail each time to rant about them.

>>31268312
/thread

>>31268347
i don't really see it. even though i'm a faggot myself, i still think lillie/hau makes more sense just because hau actually wanted to save lillie and just kinda tolerated gladion

>>31268287
>>31268312
>The guy's a notorious shitposter from /u/
Why do you keep saying this?
/u/ is a shithole and easily the worst board on the site. But you trying to boogieman it and blame anything you don't like on it is retarded.

Even more so when you are actually the one in the wrong.
And yes, crack retards belong on tumblr.

>>31268406
>And yes, crack retards belong on tumblr.
Then why don't you go back?

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>>31268370
Yep, you caught me, I own 29 cell phones.

>>31268394
How is that proof? You just posted a random link.
Do you have any actual proof?

>>31268415
>>31268419
Here's your thought process.
>I'll pretend to not know getting a new IP is simple with a phone that way it will look like I'm not actually doing it
It's pretty fucking pathetic.

>>31268394
>anyone who calls me out on shitposting is the same person
What is wrong with you?

>>31268419
Why are you so triggered by people telling you that what you like is shit?

>>31268480
Why are you so triggered over a simple ship?

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>>31268136

>>31268496
What do you even mean by "simple ship"? I'm sorry I don't understand your tumblr lingo.
Anyway, again, no one is "triggered". See the analogy from before. Are you "triggered" when you take a shit on flush the toilet? Same thing here. The ship you like is the shit. And telling you off so you realize you're not wanted is the toilet.
It's not an emotional response, it's a logical one. People like being clean, you are shit, thus people do not like you.

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>>31268554
>people do not like you
It's just you, though.

>>31268496
>>31268583
You could always filter him.
http://pastebin.com/cSLAVDC4

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>>31268554
Keep sperging out, maybe you'll get new Chicken/Gladion images for your secret collection!

>>31268603
Thanks anon, this fag is legitimately insane.

>>31268583
>>31268603
>>31268611
Give a single reason anyone would like you.
Here's a list of things you do.
-derail threads with boogieman chasing
-post things for the sole purpose of trying to harass people
-spam personal attacks
-spam shipping shit
-spite people
-lie constantly

Really, can name a single reason why anyone WOULD like you?

>>31268633
It's really sad how you think you are not the one in the wrong.

>>31268603
>>31268633
Not a single one of these filters have a hit in this thread.
Have you considered the fact you are wrong, and just retarded and freak the fuck out when people do not give you your shipping hug box safe space?

>>31268633
Of course he's insane, everyone on /u/ knows it. The worst part is that he thinks he isn't doing anything wrong and will subsequently shit on mods who boot him.

>>31268669
>>31268633
To help me better understand your case, please give me the full reasoning behind what you are saying. I'm not sure why you think anyone but the spammer is insane.

>>31268633
>>31268611
>>31268603
>>31268583
Can you answer my post back here >>31268096

>>31268669
>calls other people insane
>has refused to answer a single thing said to him
I'm not sure why you think anyone would believe you.
It's not sane or normal for people to just listen to someone who offers no proof for anything they say. Even more so when your "look how epic and cool my filters are" stick doesn't actually have a single hit in this thread. So you're clearly not very good at spotting this person.

>>31268669
I feel bad for the poor bastards on /u/ that have to deal with this faggot. Then again, not really since he migrated here.

>>31268741
He still shitposts on /u/. Jannies delete his posts nightly. The only reason he's here is because of Lillie and Chicken yuriposting. If you've been on /vp/ since the beginning you'll notice literally nobody gave a shit until now.

>>31268669
>>31268741
Tell me, do you ruin all threads you are in or just this one?
I keep laughing at how you know you are wrong because it was pointed out your filters don't have a single hit, but you just keep ignoring that. And the "other people" who reply to your posts don't even bother mentioning that either.

>>31268756
>>31268741
>if I have conversations with myself while ignoring what other people say to me it will make it look like everyone agrees with me
The sad part is you actually think like this.
And I'm going to keep laughing at you with how obvious it is. Because every person you pretend to be all ignore how you filters don't actually filter anything.

>>31268756
You still have no answered my post here >>31268422
Can you give me proof anything you say is true?
You sound pretty crazy here screaming about random people.

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>>31268833
How does it feel knowing that Chicken x Lillie will never be canon?

>>31268851
What does that have to do with what I asked?
So, am I just to conclude you have no proof?

>>31268851
How does it feel knowing that what you like is trash and that you're a shallow lowly person?

>>31268883
>>31268912
Okay, let’s be real. You’re so pathetically stupid you hardly classify as a human. At best you’re an above average chimpanzee. Don’t go acting like you have any worth at all as a person. That being said, respect means nothing. Respect does not change how you are wrong in everything you do. Respect does change that you can’t read and are an ignorant tool. Respect is also something you earn, and you have done nothing to earn it.

You shitting up the fandom is the issue here. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s proven how you shit up the fandom and explained on this blog many times over. Feel free to actually read it.

>>31268756
Do you have any accurate filters that will actually work?

>>31268851
Why are you so mad? Look at how you're replying.

>>31268935
>>31268912
>>31268883
>can't stop accusing others of samefagging
>furiously samefags himself

>>31268931
Your baseless claims don't really mean anything. And what you said is tangentially related to what I said at best. Because I said nothing about respect. Plus, I'm not the one spamming shipping nonsense, you are.

Also, can I ask you something. How much to do you fantasize about fucking pokemon?

/u/fag is the stupidest anon I've come across in my time on /vp/. He's even worse than the obnoxious as fuck "N is an angel!" "N died for your sins!" bullshit from before B/W came out.

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>>31268976
>furiously
But how am I furious when you are the one replying?
And look at this screen shot. It's clear cut proof I am not samefaggaing.

>>31269022
Nice edit there!

>>31269011
Hey, furfug. I see you got extra mad when I pointed out how you wanted to fuck pokemon. I see that's a sensitive issue for you.
There is no /u/fag. You're just shitpositng. And you calling people stupid while not doing anything to back up your claim only makes you look stupid.

>>31269035
So, what pokemon to you dream about fucking the most? I bet it's Rapidash.
Also, how can that be an edit? It's clearly a screen shot. You're not making any sense.

>>31269011
>how dare someone point out I'm shitposting!
Um, have you considered just not shitposting?

>>31268935
You could leave the thread. The guy's stubborn, he won't leave until the thread dies.

>>31269062
>>31269042
>Sinnoh Folk Story 3
If we're going by that, at least fucking Pokemon is more reasonable than your crack yuri ship.

So yeah, marrying a Rapidash is more canon than Lillie/Chicken.

>>31269094
Oh, no. Sorry. You have the wrong idea. I was asking if you had any accurate filters so I could judge whether you are worth listening to. So far you have given no proof for anything you've said other than your word. And so far your word (the filters) have all been wrong.

>>31268133
you have autism friendo, stop caring so much

>/u/fag samefagging intensifies

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>>31269022
No, it's me! It's very easy to do this

>>31269126
You should see him on Madoka threads. That's an insane trip.

>>31269103
Lillie x Player is the one pair that's not crack.

>he actually knows about furfag poke fucking things
Man, I was joking. But you're actually a furfag, huh? How sad.

both the person who is supposedly insane, and the person who keeps on calling them insane, are equally autismo and should just die

>>31269179
There are 35 IP's in this thread anon, not 2.

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Wanna join the Gladion fanclub?

>>31269126
>>31269129
>>31269150
Yes, that's the point. That you editing screen shots as proof is very stupid. Which is why you get mocked for it.
It's also funny how you have been getting more obnoxious after you were called out as a furfag. Talk about pathetic.
There is no /u/fag. But what you are telling everyone is that every thread you are in you shit up.

>>31266915
indifferent because all these characters are generic and boring af

>>31269193
>>31269194
I've changed my IP multiple times, just like you have.

>>31269179
It's like trying to get blood from a stone.
Impossible, but at best you can hope to break the stone.
if he realizes he's the problem for spamming shipping stuff, maybe he will stop so threads can be better.

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>>31269194
this artist has the cutest gladion

>>31269126
>>31269129
>>31269150
Why would I need to samefagging? I'm not the one who's whole argument is literally nothing.
The only reason anyone samefags is to try and bluster and argument that has no substance. But I can easily explain why you are in the wrong and back it up. Thus, there is no reason I would have to samefag.

>>31269242
>The only reason anyone samefags is to try and bluster and argument that has no substance
Which is basically you.

>>31269220
>maybe he will stop so threads can be better
>in a shitposting thread
>in /vp/ where most threads are shitposting not even related to shipping
>in /vp/ where shipping threads have existed since the awful beginning
???

>>31269241
>gets called a horse fucker
>mind goes blank with rage and starts spamming again
Ahaha. Found your sensitive point.
If you get so mad about being called a horse fucker why don't you just stop wanting fuck animals?

>>31269248
But it's not. Notice how not even the filters you tried to pass off even get any results in the thread. Your argument is literally nothing.

>>31269252
Yes, and? How does that change anything about what I said?

>>31269264
How is wanting to fuck a horse relevant to shipping threads? I could want to fuck a Rapidash at full speed and like multiple shippings at the same time, what does that have to do with anything?

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>>31269264
i'll fuck horses if i want to

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>>31269264
What's wrong with fucking horses, anon?

>>31269322
Who said it was relevant? You derailed this thread awhile ago.
How does your "/u/fag" boogieman chasing have anything to do with a shipping shit thread? The answer is it doesn't but you didn't seem to have a problem with "other people" spamming about it before.

>>31269326
>>31269358
You do know that typing without capital letters and periods doesn't really make it less obvious who you are, right?

>what's wrong with wanting to fuck animals
Hm, gee, I wonder.

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>>31269385
That doesn't answer the question

>>31269358
So, are you going to do this every thread?
Just curious. Is it going to be pointless to ever try and have a thread about Pokemon couples again without you spamming them to death?

>>31269416
The answer was implicit.
You are a human (presumably) and you want to fuck an animal. That is what's wrong with it.

>>31269291
Because it makes no difference whether or not shipping threads exist. Most of /vp/'s shitposting isn't related to shipping regardless. Simply saying "Lillie and Chicken are canon!" or "Sun and Chicken are canon!" incites shitposting.

I don't get it, you want these gone because it would improve /vp/ but what's being improved?

>>31269452
>thinks bestiality is wrong
>doesn't think homosexuality is wrong
?

>>31269456
It's not "shipping" that the problem. It's tumblr tier shipping like >>31269241
Which actually has nothing to do with pokemon, and is basically just the guy blogging about his personal taste.

And just because /vp/ has many problems doesn't mean you just accept that. That's stupid.

>>31269507
One thing is not even close to the other.
Is this really what you tell yourself?
Another human is a sentient being. An animal isn't.

>>31269519
What is tumblr-tier shipping? I don't understand that either, because that ship regardless of what you think of it is still related to this board as a whole because they're both Pokemon characters.
>And just because /vp/ has many problems doesn't mean you just accept that. That's stupid.
Hey, if you think you can change things more power to you. Seeing nothing change in over six years isn't promising.

>>31269519
>Which actually has nothing to do with pokemon
They're both characters in Pokemon and it's as legit a ship as other ones. You're just delusional and get triggered whenever the MC's aren't paired with Lillie, which is a crack ship in itself.

>>31269588
How is that a crack ship? Ten seconds in google gives me this:
>A crack ship is a ship that is highly ridiculous, bizarre, disturbing, and/or unlikely to ever become canon. The characters don't have any chemistry, never interact, are in different canons or timelines, are different species, one is an inanimate object, etc.
Unless you want to go full Gamefreak or something

>>31269614
And with a single post, you just contradicted everything you said about Gladion and Chicken being a crack ship. Congratulations.

>>31269637
What?

>>31269583
>What is tumblr-tier shipping?
Ships that have zero bases and are all about the shippers personal taste instead of the actual characters.

>>31269588
>They're both characters in Pokemon
>they're both Pokemon characters
This is a reply to both of you. Assuming you are the samefagging shitposter from before.

Just because it has Pokemon characters in it doesn't mean it's inherently on topic. For example, someone making a thread on /a/ about what anime they plan to watch and what their personal thoughts on it are is not on topic for /a/. Because the poster is discussing their personal affairs rather than the actual anime.
Like, a thread about a SoL anime does not mean your life is on topic for the thread. etc etc.

>triggered
Stop using this word if you don't want to give away how you asre clearly from tumblr.

>>31269637
>>31269614
Both Lillie/MC and Gladion/MC aren't crack ships.

An example of a legit crack ship in SM is Guzma/Acerola. Both of the above mentioned ships have canon interactions that can give way to potential relationships in the future, so they shouldn't really be considered "crack".

>>31269704
You could call them crack ships because Gamefreak is unlikely to ever canonize them.

>>31269704
>the characters have been with in 10 feet of each other so pairing them together is not baseless
Yeah, not really, my man.

>Both of the above mentioned ships have canon interactions that can give way to potential relationships in the future
Do you realize how inane your reasoning is?
Them knowing each other does not mean they will inherently end up in a relationship.
Only when something has an actual bases is it really a pair. Gladion/MC has zero bases to support a romantic relationship between them.

>>31269694
>Ships that have zero bases and are all about the shippers personal taste instead of the actual characters.
You mean basically every single Pokemon ship with the exception of Nate/Yancy, Rosa/Curtis, Male MC/Shauna. That's it, those are the only pairings to have been canonically stated either in-game or by the devs.

Unless you can give me official proof where Lillie says that she loves you, you're cute, or Masuda/Ohmori state that she wants to fuck you regardless of gender, this is as much of a delusional ship as any other ship in this game.

>>31269737
Being canon is not the opposite those. Something can have bases, but still not be confirmed canon. However, something can have no bases whatsoever (like Gladion/MC) thus be crack.

>>31269771
Lillie x Player is the main relationship of the series, and has intimate relationship building scenes. Thus, it is not based on personal taste and "shipping" and has an actual bases. Again, something not being canon doesn't not mean it is crack.

Fuck, typo.
>Just because it has Pokemon characters in it doesn't mean it's inherently on topic. For example, someone making a thread on /a/ about what anime they plan to watch and what their personal thoughts on it are is not on topic for /a/. Because the poster is discussing their personal affairs rather than the actual anime.
Like, a thread about a SoL anime does not mean your life is on topic for the thread. etc etc.

So how does this apply to "post your favorite Pokemon" threads? Because those are along the lines of what you're saying.

>>31269785
Not really,
>Gladion considers you a friend but is too edgy to say it
>He considers you his rival and no one else (see the countless rival/MC ships)
>He gives you Type:Null
>He softens up to you the most out of all of the cast
While there is no concrete proof that this will lead to a relationship beyond friends, it;s the same for Lillie and MC. Both of these ships CAN actually lead to something more, but it's unlikely any of them will because Gamefreak.

It's really useless to argue with you though since you'll keep spouting shit about how only Lillie/MC can be canon and everything else is crack.

>>31269847
Different in the sense that is not about a personal detail of your life like what you had for breakfast and it can incite discussion about the actual series. As opposed to trying to "discuss" Gladion/MC because there is nothing in the game about that, so any discussion based on that premise would inherently not be about Pokemon.

>>31269837
>intimate relationship building scenes
Which are pure friendship. Nowhere does Lillie stop and say "I love you MC!", nor does she even hint that. She explicitly tells you that you inspire her, that's basically it. She wants to be friends, it's really nothing romantic. Now you're going to say Hau loves you because he was nice to you all the time and shared that intimate scene and shared a Malasada with you on the boat?

Hell, I could argue that Olivia and Ilima had more "ship tease" with the MC than Lillie did.

>>31269877
>It's really useless to argue with you though since you'll keep spouting shit about how only [...]
And why do you not think this applies to you as well for whatever your stance is?
And nothing you said is indicative of a romantic relationship. Unlike Lillie x Player where you touching goodbye scenes, promises, intimate moments together in caves during a rain storm, etc.

>>31269948
>the only way something can be romantic is if a person says I love you verbatim
Not to be mean, or trying to start shit flinging, but you should be tested for autism.

>intimate scene and shared a Malasada
That wasn't intimate. It was literally just normal interaction.

>>31266915
DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

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Lillie is literally dripping wet for the MC.

>>31267460
>OMG THIS IS CANCER UGHHH SO CRINGE
I hate shipfags. But I hate people like you more.

>>31269913
Oh, I see now. Honestly, I think it's rather trivial so long as it's localized to the threads related to it and not these types of threads. I don't believe these people are ever going to disappear considering what this board talks about and how lazy the mods and janitors are.

>>31269961
>touching goodbye scenes
Yeah, where it was you, Kukui, and Hau she was saying goodbye to. She even gave Hau a gift, too and HAU was the one running and saying goodbye to her. Hell, he even cried when she left.

>promises
Yeah, the promise that had to do with becoming strong trainers. Did she tell you that she promises to marry you when she returns?

>intimate moments together in caves during a rain storm
You had an intimate moment with Kiawe when he was telling you about his troubles, you had an intimate moment with Ilima in his room, you had an intimate moment with Olivia/Nanu/Hapu at the restaurants, you had an intimate moment with Hau in a boat, you had an intimate moment with Gladion at Aether, etc.

Your point?

>>31270040
Yeah, but your green text is nothing like how I actually act. So your statement is flawed.

>>31270060
>you had an intimate moment with Gladion at Aether, etc.
Again, sorry, but you really need to be tested for autism. It's clear you have a very hard time understanding social ques. There are basic difference between just interact and speaking to each other and actual intimacy.

There's nothing really else to say unless you can see the difference between two characters just speaking to each other and two characters bonding in a meaningful way.

>>31269241
This right here is trash

>>31270043
>it's rather trivial
Now what happens when you just let tons of "trivial" build up and stack on top of each other?

>>31270118
>>31269992
I don't know where you're getting romance from Lillie's lines at all. Oh wait, that's right, she did have a romantic moment with the MC, the MALE MC. Sorry, my mistake.

>>31270149
In this case I'd argue nothing provided they stay within their threads. I don't really see showderp shoving themselves into everything.

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can someone give me a brief summmary of what is happening in this thread right now?

>>31270198
An autistic yurifag gets triggered at the Gladion and Chicken ship.

>>31270166
>she did have a romantic moment with the MC, the MALE MC. Sorry, my mistake.
You mean where she said she wanted to go on a journey and be a traveler like the male MC?
Not really any more romantic than saying she wants to learn everything from the female MC.

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>>31267003
This is true.

>>31270198
/vp/'s classic blend of shitposting and more shitposting.

It's not surprising though based on the OP.

>>31266915
How dis make you feel white boy?

>>31270198
An actual autistic shipper is upset that he can not have his safe space hug box and is going insane because people are telling him he is a problem.

>>31270220
>triggered
Why do you insist on advertising that you are from tumblr?
Why are you obsessed with this word?

Again, no one is getting "triggered". You are shit shit on the floor.

>>31270225
MC learned everything from others. Wasn't romantic at all.
But traveling with a boy for the sole purpose of being with him? Completely different.

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Why does Nebby refuse to get in the bag?

>>31270291
>But traveling with a boy for the sole purpose of being with him?
But this never happened and she never said this.
And I mean, Brock traveled with Ash just for the sole purpose of being together. That's not romantic at all.

Not really any point in having this argument again, considering you know you are repeating yourself like you usually do.

>>31270323
>she never said that
That image should be posted somewhere in this thread. Look it up.

>Brock traveled with Ash for the sole purpose of being with him
Not really. Brock traveled with Ash to become a Breeder. Ash just happened to be the guy he went with, because they were traveling to the same places.
Unlike Lillie, who wants to travel after she's already become a Trainer.

>>31270407
You mean the image with the mistranslation that you spam constantly and have been proven wrong about countless times?
Again, you will never convince anyone that more than one person is stupid enough to think "traveling together" means "romantic attraction".
If you want to read the same exact discussion again, search for the image in this post >>31267541 with the archives and read any of the last few times it was posted.

>>31270475
>mistranslation
Mind elaborating? I would search the archives, but I'm on my phone so it's a bit difficult.

>>31270475
Yet you always refuse to explain why they changed the line for the female character in the first place.

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This thread

>>31270547
>>31270661
I already know you are on your phone, it's obvious.
And no, it was explained. You just refused to even acknowledge what was said to you.
One of the main things you always ignore is that "change" does not equal "romantic".

>>31270906
>>31270906
Okay, if you can't explain, I'll take it as you having no argument.

>>31267037
he's probably maoi

>>31271023
Why would I bother explaining it again when you still haven't answered the last time you were told the same thing?

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>This thread
what the fuck is going on.

>>31266915
Hau doesn't into girls. He just loves eating.

>>31266915

I guess Sun gets cucked

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>>31266915
Why am I smiling? This is not a smiling situation!

>>31272557
/vp/'s classic, delicious blend of shitposting. This time in /u/ and canon flavors.

>>31268081
>>31268070
Fuck off, Hau is a good friend

>>31273518
Hau is only good when he and Gladion appear together. Not in the yaoi sense but in the story sense. They're funny together.

>>31273611
>Hau is only good when
>only
False

>>31271260
Gf already said they want to express feelings of romance with the male and a deep friendship with the female. The dialogue changes depending on gender. This is the reason

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>>31270239
The two have good potential chemistry because they both have a lot to live up to with their family legacy and different ways to handle it

this was supposed to be a comfy ship thread
>notlikethis

>>31272748
>>>/trash/7102359
You literally have a thread on /trash/ you cancerous faggot.

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>>31273988
It can still be one

>>31274057
you gotta translate this.

>>31273802
No, they said that for one specific case, not for every single interaction in every game going forward.
Why do you keep trying to lie about the most obvious shit and repeat your own previous arguments verbatim?

>>31266915
>not taking his hair down
Lame

>>31266959
>chicken is a creepy peeping tom
Why am I not surprised?
>>31267185
She can just make a rock dildo.

>>31273988
No it wasn't.

>>31268022
Honestly I live for this ship just to see Gladion be a sperg. It's hilarious.

>>31266915
>caring about shipping
You're in the wrong place. Tumblr's at the other road.

>>31268136
Can we all agree no matter who she's paired with moon is far more perverted than sun?

>>31274623
>implying this place isn't tumblr/reddit-lite
This happens every fucking time a game comes out.

>>31269194
>wanna discuss cute Gladion stuff
>shitposting happens
Every fucking time. Why can't we have a decent thread?

>>31274763
I'm pretty sure you morons have a decent thread every time a hetshipping thread pops up. Even then it's mostly an art dump.

>>31274057
Gay translate?

>this fucking thread

i just want to see cute ships

>>31276105
Post em.

>>31267003
>implying Gladion isn't also a whiny bitch with mommy issues

>>31266915
...

What the fuck was the point of the outfit change? It's not like this waifbait is actually going to do anything in this game.

>>31270260
>tumblr
>using triggered as a joke word
>tumblr
Are you sleepy anon? On drugs? How the fuck else could your brain be so messed up?

>>31278525
It's SYMBOLIC
Seriously Lillie doesn't change a bit until the last moments of the game, she needed an outfit change because they wanted to say she changed something.

>>31278603
She gets a fuck of a lot braver.

>>31278619
She already had it, 3 months prior to your arrival, really it's going through a loop just so you see her develop, and even then, she only does it for the last quarter of the game.

>>31278619
SHE DOES NOTHING!!!!

All she does is stand around luring in horny idiots and be the daughter of a hamfisted Kill la Kill reference.

>>31278619
Why didn't she get braver without you? Why didn't she catch a Pokemon to defend herself? Why didn't Kukui get rid of her shitty outlook on Pokemon battles?

No, seriously. Lillie is completely useless and is this gen's train. She pushes you around on a railroad.

>>31278669
Fair 'nuff.

>>31278759
>she heals your Pokemon
>she goes into spaces filled with wild Pokemon alone which previously she would only do if she absolutely needed to (albeit, she does it with repels, but still)

Also the fuck you mean Kill la Kill reference? Lusamine's not much like Ragyo. Sure they have sorta German/fashion motifs but outside of that they have very different drives and motivations. Ragyo wants to kill everything, Lusamine wants to preserve it. And of course, Lillie's nothing like Satsuki or Ryuko.

>>31278669
To add into this, knowing her actions prior to the start of the game and how the people like Kukui and Burnet treated her, it make it absolutely baffling how she doesn't get the Wally treatment. It makes me highly question her actions because of it, and in the end, she's still blinded by the tie of blood to realize what Lusamine is and will always be from a certain point onwards.
Of course, you could say this is a Pokémon story, not all of them are god teir, but this is fucking low.

>>31278831
>what Lusamine is and will always be
...???
It's explicitly stated Lusamine went fucking cuckoo for cocoa puffs because of the neurotoxins the Ultra Beast shot her up with. As soon as Lillie finds a way to remove them fully, Lusamine ought to, by all means, be back to normal.

>>31278862
She went crazy for the UBs beforehand. There's no indication that she was shot up with toxins beforehand.

>>31278818
>Why didn't she get braver without you?
She had to defend defenseless Nebby, that's already pretty brave, but it's not impossible she needed an extra push.
> Why didn't she catch a Pokemon to defend herself? Why didn't Kukui get rid of her shitty outlook on Pokemon battles?
Because she thinks Pokemon battles aren't right. And Kukui is a nice guy and didn't because it's stupid to force someone to like something they obviously don't like and have no reason to like. Seriously, it's a legitimate lifestyle choice to never ever have your Pokemon battle. "Some people keep them as pets," etc., etc.

>She pushes you around on a railroad.
This is a bad thing because....?

>>31278875
Then what, praytell, would be the point of removing them if it isn't going to help? Do you think Wicke would just let her wander off all alone if there wasn't at least a chance that putting Lusamine through the cell separator would work?

>>31278905
May I remind you of something.
>Because she thinks Pokemon battles aren't right.
>Begs you fight for her.
You see the problem here, she doesn't ask you to find a peaceful way to handle a problem, she has you do that.

>>31278830
>Lillie's nothing like Satsuki or Ryuko.
No, but Gladion trying to subvert his mother's plans by trying to become part of them and using her benefits does sound a bit like Satsuki.

>>31278905
>She had to defend defenseless Nebby, that's already pretty brave, but it's not impossible she needed an extra push.
How is that brave? She herself is defenseless. You see in the fucking game that she cannot defend Nebby. No, she's just useless here. Three months and she can't keep Nebby properly hidden, she can't defend him, and she can't do much else.
>Because she thinks Pokemon battles aren't right
She dislikes them because Pokemon get hurt. That's it. And yet, she'll still be happy enough to see you and Hau fight everything and everyone. So what's the point? All it does is make her seem even more useless.
>And Kukui is a nice guy and didn't because it's stupid to force someone to like something they obviously don't like and have no reason to like.
I'm not saying he's forcing her. I'm saying why didn't he talk her out of her shitty outlook and help her move on? You're telling me this dude couldn't get her out of her shell in the three months she was with him?
>Seriously, it's a legitimate lifestyle choice to never ever have your Pokemon battle. "Some people keep them as pets," etc., etc.
Then why did she kidnap Nebby and try to save him? She knew that they'd be looking for her and it's already demonstrated she does bumfuck all to defend him after she takes him away. This makes no sense, it's just her being useless yet again.

>>31274148
>specific case
>Implying
They said what they like, never that it was specific to one game. If this is their train of thought, there is nothing preventing them from doing it again. It is very likely in fact. If you now take the clues from ingame, who you decide to ignore or something, and back them up with this, it becomes pretty apparent what's going on. It would be pretty stupid to imply this isn't romantic in any way. You don't need to relentlessly deny cute, yet innocent romance in a children's game

>>31279487
>How is that brave?
Because she is the one carrying Nebby, meaning she is putting herself in danger.
>So what's the point?
She never liked it, nor did she have experience with it. She had seen pokemon suffer enough. Seeig you battle makes her change her mibd throughout the story. Besides, a person isn't useless for not being a trainer.
>>31279487
>You're telling me this dude couldn't get her out of her shell in the three months she was with him?
I don't think that's possible.
>>31279487
>Then why did she kidnap Nebby and try to save him?
To take him to a better place? How does that not make sense? Kukui found her and now she is safe too! She likely acted on impulse, but it worked

>>31278570
Because it's obvious as fuck you are not joking in the slightest, and now you are just going for damage control.

>>31280630
Yes, they said it about a specific case in one game, and said they might add more romance in future games. They did not say everything in future games would be romance. And the one specific case you are actually talking about made it explicit romance.

Again, this is has all been said to you before and literally all you do is keep repeating yourself every time this is brought up.