How would you get out of a situation like this?

>>31266657
>getting out

>>31266657
with my reproductive organs

Teach her of the origins of Pokemon. With my penis

>>31266666

>implying you'd want to

>>31266657
I always keep a knife of some sort with me wherever I go, so I'd just pull out the knife and stab her.

>>31266657
I don't want to get out of that situation though

>>31266657
>Professor Juniper was the first female professor
>still no new female professor since Gen 5

Kill me

>>31266657
More like how do I get IN to a situation like that?

>>31266657
I wouldn't and start a private relationship with her that'd last

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>>31266657
>implying hilbert doesn't love it

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>all you people saying "LOL I WOULDN'T ID FUCK HERR"
>you're all too much of a virgin pussy to even handle the presence of a female and would wimp out before she even kissed you

>>31267726
What website do you think you're on?

>>31266657
>Why would you get out of a situation like this?
Fixed

>>31267743
Based on his response he clearly knows what this website is

Why the fuck do threads like this get made everyday?

>implying I would want to

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>>31267726
I'm too pussy to approach a woman and risk rejection but if one came onto me I wouldn't push her away

>>31268010
>and that's how I ended up being the subject of a Keemstar video

>>31267950
Easy replies.

>>31268033
A few years ago I actually did have a very drunk girl aggressively force herself on me at a party
10/10 would recommend
still too much of a pussy to approach one myself

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>>31268077
did you give her the dick?

>>31268104
Yeah I fucked her silly but I'm pretty sure she was just trying to get over a recent breakup so I only talked to her again twice after that.

>>31267000
>Implying she wouldn't press both your hands to a wall as you succumb to her and drop your knife

>>31267352
Gen V also introduced Professor Fennel as well as Professor Burnett
That's THREE fem profs

Fennel just didn't have much role and Burnett was locked away in Dream Radar

>>31268934
So basically, Gen 9 is when we'll get our next one?

>>31266657
By using my dick as a lockpick