>Slowpoke >Slow >Pokémon How am I just realizing this now

It's gen 1 buddy, it's probably not that deep

And that's not even very deep so that's saying something

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>>31265044
>Implying the first Gen english translating team was that clever.

For shame anon.

I thought it was literally just "Slowpoke"

>>31265044
Well...

>>31265044
Nice blog, faggot OP.

Now stop talking about yourself.

>>31265082
It's both.

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>>31265044
Because you ARE a Slowpoke.

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>>31265139
Lemme guess; you're some shitty /v/ crossboarder. Go back to your shitty home board and never come back.

>Bulbasaur
>Bulb
>Saur

>Grass dinosaur

WTF DEEPEST LORE

>>31265907
No... it's just a joke.

>>31265925
Can't blame me desu, /v/ will call any post a blog post. Fuck that board.

>>31265955
It's partly my fault... I didn't realize the implication ("you are the slowpoke") didn't go through.

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>>31265044
>Muk

>Muck

Holy shit mind = blown

>Drampa ---> Drumpfa ---> Trump
>literally a white man who likes children
what the h*ll

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>Ekans
>Snake
>ekanS
>snakE
>Ekans is Snake backwards

D E E P E S T

>Persian
>literally a Persian with not even a small letter change
This is the laziest name in existence

>>31266213
Dragon grampa you imbecile.

I didn't even know slowpoke was an actual word as a child, I always thought it was "slow pokemon".

>>31266312
that or golem

>>31266312
>>31266360
Krabby.

It's Slowpoke not Slowpoké

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>>31265044

Hawlucha

>Hawk

>Lucha

GODDAMIT I AM A GENIUS XDXDXDXDXDXD

>>31266376
Krabby has the K, the double b, and the y

Nowhere near as lazy as Persian or Golem which are literally just the word that they are with no changes.

>>31266376
Krabby and Seel are fine because they at least changed one letter
Persian and golem they did not

>staryu (you)
>starmie (me)

What did they mean by this?

>>31266312
>>31266376
Why's it gotta be clever? The original Japanese name for Krabby translates to Crab. Because it's just a crab monster. Persian is also Persian originally.

Some of the jap names make good nicknames, like Feraligatr is called Ordile.

>japanese names are mostly weird translations of English words
>English names are mostly weird translations of weirdly translated japanese names

Is this translaception?

>Hypno
This one has always evaded me. What is the connection to a real life concept here???

>>31267088
Well Drowzee is a Baku, a Dream Eater
And if you want to eat dreams you gotta put someone to sleep first
Who puts people to sleep? A hypnotist