Showderp: Islamic Edition

>>31264694
First for battle (and gene is b&)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512803028

>>31264744
rip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512806534

>>31264798
Tapu fini is an enemy of fun desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512809801

play some UU pls

>>31264853
Kill me soon pls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512812730

>>31264904
Arcanine + articuno new defensive core
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512817743
>rain
rip

>>31264987
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512820446

>>31265027
I didn't stroke Showderp! New lamp.

me or tapu koko

anything with drought

solarbeam volcanion with the grass z-crystal

a magic coat meme

Fight back against weather teams with Snow Warning Aurorus

>if odds:
Tapu Coco (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Starf Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 248 HP / 232 Def / 28 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Giga Drain
- Flamethrower
- Substitute / Rest
- Block

>if evens:
Fig Enabler (Exeggutor-Alola) (M) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 248 HP / 232 Def / 28 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Block

Silvally @ Choice Band
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Parting Shot
- Explosion

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512826189

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512830190

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512833008

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reminder to always support champ
no matter if she wins or lose n_n

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512836106

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512840003

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512842675

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512844827

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512845638

new chomp

me

eggulai

scarf vanilluxe

Any regigigas set, named Jamal, and if it finally gets his act together everyone in chat dabs.

a fucking rock

CUTE (Jirachi) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 12 HP / 236 Atk / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Zen Headbutt
- Drain Punch
- Happy Hour

Ughhh! (Zapdos) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charge Beam
- Charge
- Substitute
- Roost

trick room mimikyu

wew

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why is she so slow?

>15 minutes and no battle

if the 4-year-old rules are still exist, that means he's auto-impeached

I'll champ

Topsakeks (Corsola) (F) @ Groundium Z / Psychium Z
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Earth Power / Psychic
- Calm Mind
- Recover

hmmm she should remove meanie star at +1
pls no bully the coral

>>31265701
merciless toxapex

ice cream

free picc

>>31265545

>>31265701
>>31265538

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512861653

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512870927

new champ

me or hoge

eggulai

donnel litwick for champ

>Last digit roll decides your Donphan set:

Tembo #1 (Donphan) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Knock Off
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Rock Polish

Tenbo #2 (Donphan) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard / Knock Off
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Superpower / Fire Fang

Tembo #3 (Donphan) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Ice Shard
- Poison Jab / Seed Bomb

Tembo #4 (Donphan) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard
- Facade
- Poison Jab / Gunk Shot

Tembo #5 (Donphan) @ King's Rock
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Knock Off
- Rock Slide
- Earthquake
- Rock Polish

Tembo #6 (Donphan) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Veil / Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 216 Atk / 40 Def
Impish Nature
- Fire Fang
- Body Slam
- Poison Jab
- Seed Bomb

Tembo #7 (Donphan) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide / Stone Edge
- Ice Shard
- Focus Energy

Tenbo #8 (Donphan) @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Iron Tail
- Stone Edge
- Gunk Shot
- Earthquake

Tembo #9 (Donphan) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 116 Atk / 140 Def
Impish Nature
- Earthquake
- Facade
- Ice Shard
- Rapid Spin

Tembo #0 / #184 (Donphan) @ Leftovers / Maranga Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Defense Curl
- Growl
- Block
- Rest

hoge helper or hoge

anuse in bagina

Colgayte (Bruxish) (M) @ Life Orb / Darkinium Z / Waterium Z
Ability: Strong Jaw
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature / Adamant Nature
- Psychic Fangs
- Crunch
- Waterfall
- Swords Dance

>>31266085
Bad post desu

>>31266078

>>31266081
>>31266083
>>31266085
>>31266092
>>31266094
>>31266097

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512876568

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512878550

oh fuck another pikachu

>>31264694
alola akbar golem

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512882161

>>31266207
slowe

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512884457

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512886379

can we get more opp's who stroke harder than me please? Thanks

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512889996

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512894121

G O D C A N D L E

>>31264694
Not putting in the booru.

Absolutely haram.

http://showderp.booru.org/index.php

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512898143

new team next

new team

http://dogars.org/set/3313
This is happiness 0

http://dogars.org/set/2021

bronzong with ruse room and groundium f you've got a slow team

otherwise use something faste like a roach or origami

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if hoge is on team: Hoge helper (Mew) @ Icy Rock
Ability: Synchronize
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hail
- Defog
- Volt Switch
- Psyshock

else hoge

hoge needs your help, help hoge

you're favorite route 1 birb
fully evolved and level 100

Something with fucking Mach Punch for these baginas

BOOM BOOM V2.5

>>31266692
>mach punch
>not vacuum wave

>>31266686 3/10 sick meme shit
>>31266687 7/10 possibly good
>>31266688 7/10 see above
>>31266689 2/10 actual cancer
>>31266691 5/10 painfully boring
>>31266692 6/10 would mach again

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512904296

doggo (Lycanroc-Midnight) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: No Guard
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Stone Edge
- Frustration
- Fire Fang
- Reversal

>>31266751
>we will never have a 10/10 team

>>31266762
*raises paw*

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512907676

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512910461

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512917547

new team

scarf ditto

eviolite type null

dream pig

a cute komala

poliwag

citizen kicks

>>31267121
>>31266760

>>31267129 0/10
>>31267133 8/10
>>31267134 0/10
>>31267136 10/10
>>31267137 not funny/10
>>31267140 0/10

you are all bad people

>>31267121
qt 3.14

>>31267129
>>31267133
>>31267134
>>31267136
>>31267137
>>31267140
"teenage" syrian refugees looking for succ

>>31267163
>gets 8/10

best day of my life desu

>>31267163
>tripping when not a chimp
Literally kill yourself, trash

>>31267176
how else am I supposed to get my (You)s

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512924155

uhhhhh

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512930043

almost stroked too hard

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512934580

>>31267361
now you stroke too hard

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512938876

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512943692

https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512949113

too many h8ers in the chat

>have to bring at least 2-3 checks for gren-a on every time
>still isnt quick banned into ubers

lol

>>31268270
Just use weedle

new champ

citizen kicks never again

me or aurorous

something with echoed voice and holding a metronome

BIG BERTHA (Aggron) (F) @ Iapapa Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 60 Atk / 200 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 22 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Heavy Slam
- Stone Edge
- whatever

citizen qt (Steenee) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acupressure
- Flail
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Water Silvally with Multi Attack and Surf

a pokemon you've fapped to. if none, specs weedle.

citizen kicks

acupressure shuckle

>>31268325
Jim

>>31268326
>>31268327
>>31268328
>>31268330
>>31268332
>>31268333
jams

>>31268333
trip kick (cancer)

>>31268325
citizen

>>31268326
>>31268327
>>31268328
>>31268330
>>31268332
>>31268333
kicks

Tentacruel @ Black Sludge
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 240 SpD / 16 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Surf
- Acupressure
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

>>31268270
>>31268270
just use a scarfer+lele or a scarfer that can take a mizu shuriken

>>31268326


Kind of funny but complete garbage 5/10
Will get exactly 1 kill 5/10
no 0/10
stop 1/10
free picks are lame and not creative 0/10
delet 0/10

>>31268371
>>31268381
ebin

>>31268423
>tripping while not champing

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512971338

slowe champo

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512975345

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512980159

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512986232

>make new account
>literally every single team from 1000-1300 is nothing but cookie cutter OU teams

Is this truly elo hell?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512990999

>>31269003
go to uu beta and fight the obligatory mono-eevee teams

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*logs on to showderp*

>>31269003
>not playing ranbats

Some people insist on being wrong.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-512999434

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>>31269057

I AM ON MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE

new team

Specs Empoleon or non-CRO Suicune with Extrasensory

it just works (Stantler) @ Chople Berry
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 240 Atk / 16 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Confuse Ray
- Shadow Ball
- Headbutt

JetBlue® (Latios) @ Grip Claw
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Calm Nature
- Whirlpool
- Psycho Shift
- Heal Block
- Roost

hypno

O shit (Ursaring) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 208 Atk / 76 SpD / 224 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Facade
- Protect/SD
- Ice Punch
- Close Combat/Fire Punch/Crunch

outspeeds lando-t

O shit (Ursaring) (M) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 188 Atk / 76 SpD / 244 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Facade
- Protect/Thunder Punch
- Ice Punch/Crunch
- Fire Punch/Close Combat

outspeeds tapu fini

sawsbuck

Heat Miser if OU
Snow Miser if AG

showderp builds: a random eeveelution

Scarf Vikavolt

VOLBEAT

specs weedle

>>31269422
Xdddddddddddddddddddddd

>>31269403
tfw i wanted to suggest agility empoleon but 2slow

>>31269432
u mad bro?

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>Double Deer team

Unprecedented but wonderful

>>31269399
Some random homeless guy
>>31269403
>>31269404
>>31269406
>>31269407
>>31269409
>>31269412
A bag of crack cocaine and a yearly subscription to Derelique magazine.

>>31269403
>>31269404
>>31269406
>>31269407
>>31269409
>>31269412
>sawsbuck and stantler in the same team
is this real life?

>>31269406
mfw this set

>>31269415
Jolteon

>>31269415
Didn't get chosen sadly :^)

>>31269409
>outspeeds lando-t
How?

>>31269409
>not sd facade play rough cc to 6-0 stall in 6 turns

>>31269484
defensive lan

>>31269484
defensive lando

>>31269490
champ isn't high enough to face stall haha

>>31269484
a defensive landorus

>>31269517
>>31269529
>>31269581
a landorus-therian with defensive EV investment

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513009367

>>31269490
95% of the battles at elo lel are offense out the ass feat. random toxapex and celesteela

I'm going to make some memes based off of Champs/posters.

What Pokemon would best Represent:
Roxie
Jimml
Mami
Starry
Cute butt
Lumie
Poster/Champ of your choice.

cute butt left

pm me

>>31269598
one single landorus (in its therian variation) which has invested effort value points into defense

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(You were demoted to Room regular user by EgyptiaNmego2.)
why are autists allowed wifi connection from their moms basement?

>>31269619
Cute Butt = Cinccino with Skill Link

>>31269677
kek

I'm gay (mew) @ light clay
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 236 HP / 128 Def / 127 SpDef / 16 Spe
Timid Nature
- Toxic
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Roost

>>31269653
In the pokemon games Black and White there was a legendary pokemon by the name of Landorus. By using the reveal glass you can change to to its therian form, becoming Landorus-Therian. During a competitive battle, Ursaring (a pokemon introduced in generation 2 which is based on a bear) can outspeed the Landorus-Therian if the Landorus-Therian has invested effort values(as system by which you can create a unique statline for your pokemon) into defense rather than speed. This is important because speed is an integral aspect of competitive battling and can often be the difference between winning and losing.

>>31269778
reveal glass wasn't released during B/W stupid

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513016978

>>31269822
fucking bulbapedia

>>31269619
Lumie: Male Gardevoir

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513019038

>>31269619
Starry: Exploud since global voice
Mami: Clefable
Roxie: >anything but Koffing
Jimml: Rhyperior :^)

>>31269619
who the actual fuck is starry

>>31269982
Some global chat poster.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513023490

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513025356

>>31269619
>roxie
>i
why is it that terminal newfags and circlejerk cancer go hand in hand so often

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513027981

>>31270136
New team

special attacker adrenaline orb mimikyu

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>>31270082
You can always put in a champ/poster of your own choice friendo


and careful you call newfag you neoderp faggot.

>>31270157
>missing the point entirely
>thinking I actually want you to make shitty memes named after users
you are why people hate newfags

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>>31270184
Come say that to my cunt IRL and not online and see what happens fucc boi.

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new team

Walrein @ Leftovers
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Stockpile
- Rest
- Curse
- Avalanche

Celesteela pbuh

if evens:
Swellow @ Choice Specs
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 24 HP / 252 Atk / 232 Spe
Timid Nature
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave/HP Ground
- Air Slash/Hurricane
- U-turn/Air Slash/HP Ground
note that heat wave is incompatible with hurricane

if odds:
Swellow @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 24 HP / 252 Atk / 232 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Protect/Quick Attack
- Facade
- Brave Bird
- U-turn/Quick Attack

if dubs/etc. pick one

citizen kicks

special attacker adrenaline orb mimikyu

calm mind dusknoir

Rin Hoshizora~ (Skitty) @ Eviolite
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Jolly Nature
- Sing
- Play Rough
- Attract
- Charm

Ecksdee

>>31266689

CITIZEN QT

Silvally @ Choice Band
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Parting Shot
- Explosion

>>31269718

>>31270244
Best Touhou
>>31270246
>>31270249
>>31270252
>>31270253
>>31270254
>>31270256
What anime is Touhou anyway?

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>>31270252

>specs swellow
>attack investment

champ ples fix

>>31270254
nice set desu,,

>>31270284
oops i copypasted the guts evs and forgot to fix
make it 252 spatk pls!

>>31270249
is this a set?

>>31270284
oops i copypasted the swellow set and forgot to fix
make it rhyperior pls!

>>31270304
It's not on dogars so probably not, unless we've got another nechristmas situation on our hands

>>31270304
look at this dumb kafir

>>31270330
>>31270304
It's Rhyperior named Celesteela

>>31270304
Celesteela pbuh (Rhyperior) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Flash Cannon
- Flamethrower
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

>>31270380
>assault vest
>attacking moves
wtf why

>>31270398
for the memes, my boy

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513038295

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513041782

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When did you first get into Showderp?

Honest answers only.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12054446/r

>>31270380
what is the point of flash cannon and flamethrower over iron head and fire punch

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513046922

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513047376

>>31270696
celesteela can't fire punch you dump

>>31270696
>celesteela
>fire punch
ebin maymay my dude

>>31270686
>2010

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513049078

>>31270686
I saw the actual match against dabears so around that time

>>31270754
It's how you rule out liars :3

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boblak

>>31270821
prove it

>>31270821
yes boblak

>>31270833
boblak

>>31270821
I'm not entirely convinced

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would you fug a lilith neoderp

>>31270869
yes boblak,

>>31270903
i would boblak a boblak

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b
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b
l
a
k

>>31270927
Wouldn't that be gay? I thought showderp was meant for hetero girls only.

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>>31270903
no

>neoderp giving an attention whore attention

Wow, I thought all the circle jerkers fucked off to the almighty room to jack each others micro pricks

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>>31270949


>>31270966
cute boblak

>>31270966
percent chance that has a dick: 100

where's the room champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513054349

>>31270980
No girl worth fucking doesn't have a nice cute penis.

>>31270994
It's been a minute.

>>31270994
just type /join boblak in chat

bew champ

shiny greninja named EDGEFROG

me or give me a sec

Happy Time!

Tornadus @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Superpower
- Hurricane
- Incinerate
- Tailwind

Physical Scarf Charizard

agility empoleon

Victreebel @ Salac Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Leech Life
- Power Whip
- Knock Off

Skitty @ Eviolite
Ability: Cute Charm
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Jolly Nature
- Sing
- Play Rough
- Charm
- Attract

Passimian

me >:)

Me or use my bro, Heracross! Heracross is a really cool pokémon, he'd be great for whatever team champ will build!

>>31271287
Shit
Name it Rin Hoshizora~

>>31271279
chimp

>>31271276
>>31271282
>>31271283
>>31271284
>>31271285
>>31271287

>>31271284
with maranga berry and substitute btw

>>31271316
>>>>
The Greninja was premature, you blind gook

>>31271290
scotteh.me/clint.ogg

What is the most tragic person on showderp

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>>31271336
>implying

>>31271341
https://files.catbox.moe/l4c0d3.mp4

>>31271336
>>31271289

nice try, here's your (You)

>That one guy who posted CP
What is habbening to showderp?

>>31271341
>>31271375
what is this hot meme

I clicked that paulyg link

am I going to get vanned?

>>31271409
>Vanned
In my experience the FBI usually use Hummers

>>31271394
there was a guy named clint who got banned from the showderp room after leaking in lobby and spamming one of the mods

and he made a 16 min long vocaroo rant about why the room was going through s t a g n a t i o n

>>31271437
i take brain medicine now

>>31271469
>ingesting the pharmaceutical jew

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Hello everyone, Clint here. I'd like to talk about the events of the past few
days, but only as it relates to what I see as the future of the room. And that
is that I don't see the room having much of a future under the current
moderation. The main issue being, as I've said many times, that they keep
modchat on all the time, which directly affects the flow of new users into the
room. It's very simple. It's the concept of the barrier of entry that they
can't seem to grasp. And all it is is them abdicating their responsibilities as
moderators, their job, one of them, is to "fagcheck", and keeping modchat on
all the time enables them to vacate this responsibility and it stunts the
growth of the room. And, with most things, in fact, 99% of the time, if
something isn't growing, it's decaying. And I think this is definitely the case
with the room if you've just watched the user list. We do have games, the
release of new games, to drive traffic to showderp, but showderp has survived
the release of, I want to say two titles at this point and we kind of
stagnated, I don't think that we can rely on the release of new games alone to
1. prevent the users of the room from stagnating, and 2. just to prevent the
room from dying altogether from the lack of users. So, and one of the problems
is that we all come from 4chan, right. We all come from 4chan with this
attitude of "I'm gonna say what I want to say", and that's healthy. That's
good. But the problem comes when you've got egos rubbing up against each other,
and between normal users this wouldn't really be an issue. But between
moderators, when moderators let their ego get in the way of their job, then
you've got an issue. Then you've got instances such as me being banned, and
there was a semi-legitimate reason for me being banned, of course. I won't deny
that I did leak the room, but I view that as an act of civil disobedience, as I
said.

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And because the mods failed to intervene on my behalf when power abuse
was going on. But, anyway, when you've got these abrasive 4chan personalities
of course there's gonna be personality problems, and when the moderators are
subsceptible to this, you get power abuse. And it defines the character of the
room, really, they're saying "I'm deciding which personalities are permissible
in the room", so they're defining the character of the room, they're defining
the growth of the room - they have a lot of power and they don't take that
seriously at all. And if we want to see the room continue in the coming years,
and we want to see the character grow and change - and like I said, if
something isn't growing and changing, it's decaying - so if we want to see that
happen, we need some new moderators. So this rant would be an appeal to Zarel,
it would be an appeal to Scotteh, to just clean house. Get rid of these guys.
We've had enough. We've seen power abuse, again and again, we've seen them
botch their moderation of the influx of new users, and we've seen the showderp
users, the total number of users, just decay over time over their care. And if
we go back in time and we look at what the moderator list used to look like,
way back when the room was first created, Apt-get was very liberal in handing
out moderator. He would give it to pretty much anybody that had been around for
any amount of time. Which obviously wasn't the way to go. And I think we've
seen him swing all the way in the other direction, which is to say he's been
very specific and very stingy with the title of moderator, and I think it's
just a lot of nepotism and a lot of sycophants getting promoted, and it's kind
of this central problem with authority on the internet which is in reality, if
you show strength of character, you will get promoted to a leadership position.

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On the internet, there's no real consequences to anything generally, so the
only thing you need to get promoted to a position of authority on the internet
is not character, you just have to be a people pleaser. You just have to not
step on any toes and be around long enough, so... It's kind of the central
problem we're dealing with when people get promoted to moderator as defined by,
Apt-get, I presume, and roseyraid, and presumably the other moderators, and, I
don't think any of them have very much strength of character between them so
you've kind of got this broken machine trying to fix itself, so to Zarel and
Scotteh I say, just clean house. I would get rid of Apt-get. I would get rid of
all of the current moderation staff and just get new mods. Get new mods who 1.
leave modchat off, get new mods who take seriously the appointing of moderators
who just don't appoint their friends, and get mods who don't power abuse. You
know, all I want is for showderp to persist in the years to come and for
showderp to have a character that is always evolving, always changing. Because
if it's the same 50 people discussing the same things, that's not really a
scene I want to be a part of. And about me, about the "Clint" persona, - and I
will break character for a moment and say that it is a persona, it's about 75%
a fictional character and about 25% of my real beliefs. And, you know, they've
successfully banned that persona. I just can't express myself as that persona
anymore, which is what it is. I can use other personas and I can be other
people, and, you know, so that's really what the moderators have succeeded in
doing. And that's kinda lame, isn't it? Because I don't think this was really a
decision that the users made, I don't think the users were really like "let's
ban Clint", I think it was more of a moderator thing.

>>31271281
>>31271282
>>31271283
>>31271284
>>31271285
>>31271287


http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513071447

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Because I have insulted
the moderators a lot, but I think it's healthy to have an adversary
relationship with those who have power over you, I think if you don't, you're
just going to lay down and become a doormat, and to me that's not much of a way
to be. So, yeah. When we see the moderators deciding which personas can be
expressed, which personalities they will permit within showderp, they're
defining the character of the room. And I don't know, the room just seems
softer, it just seems, it's not the same. And I think that can be directly
attributed to the moderators and their overmoderation of the influx of new
users, and, you know, their moderating of peoples' personalities... Another
thing that I find interesting is not to name names, so there are usually users,
who are just poor users, they don't do anything necessarily bannable but,
they're just shitty users. They're probably not bad human beings, but they're
just not good users. And a lot of them, even spamming (you might know who I'm
talking about here) but yeah, they're just bad users, they spam, and yet they
don't get banned which they probably deserve to, or at least get muted when
they spam at the very least. So you know, they're overmoderating the people who
don't need to be overmoderated and they're undermoderating people who probably
deserve some moderation. And you know, it's just a bunch of dudes on the
internet, promoting their friends, power abusing, and I would hazard to say
that if you're a person who spends a great deal of time on showderp, as many of
us are, you're probably a personality who is not super-assertive, you're kind
of used to being pushed around by people.

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So it's funny to me that as people
who have probably all experienced what it's like to be on the wrong end of
power in our lives, that when you give us a little power (and I use the term
"us" loosely because I think the character of the average user is stronger than
the character of the average moderator) but anyway, when you give them power,
suddenly they forget all about what it's like to be picked upon and what it's
like to be on the wrong end of power, they forget about all that, and they just
turn into bullies. They just turn into everything that they despise in other
people and this kind of goes back to humanity's inability to cope with power.
We can't handle it. The best we can do is not abuse it too much, a little abuse
is inevitable, but, I don't know, to close this out I would just say yeah we
need new moderators, and not even because I was being banned, but because, you
know, I've seen the users stagnate over time and I've seen the character of
showderp stagnate. I've just seen the room stagnate overall under this
moderation team and I want that to change. I want showderp to have a future. So
again, I would appeal to Scotteh, I would appeal to Zarel, to just get rid of
the showderp moderators. And the timing of this statement and the events of the
past few days, well, they should seem pretty coincidental, but I've never been
shy about expressing my opinion on moderators, I've thought that they should
all be demoted for a long time, I've stated as much many times, so it shouldn't
come as too much of a surprise to you. I mean, don't you want showderp to have
a future? Because just look at the damn userlist, look at what's happened over
the past 2+ years.
We've only seen stagnation, we haven't seen any growth. I
think there's potential for growth in showderp, and in the showderp room, I
think we should have many many many users, and you might say "Well, why do we
want more users? Why is it automatically a good thing?"

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It's automatically a
good thing because if the moderation is right, it doesn't matter how many users
there are, and more users just means more longevity. Which, I would think if
you spend a good amount of time in the room, is what you would want. So, at any
rate, I would say, yeah, just get rid of the fucking moderators, I mean what
are we doing? You're going to let a bunch of-- I mean, we're all weird dudes on
the internet. Alright? But you're going to let a bunch of weird dudes promote
their friends, power abuse, push you around, and what are you going to fucking
do about it? Are you just going to let it happen? I mean you've seen what
happens to people who disagree with the moderation team, you've seen what
happens. And it wasn't even about the leaking, which I admitted to. It was
about me having a disagreement with the moderators, about their moderation
style, about their characters as people, and eventually one of them power
abused, will not name any names, one of them power abused, and the moderators
did nothing. They just let it happen because I had insulted their character.
And I had made valid-- I had cast valid aspersions on their character, it
wasn't like I was making things up, which, we know the moderators are capable
of (a certain april fools' prank) so, when we've seen the moderators'
willingness to just fabricate things to manipulate people I wouldn't take
anything they say too seriously, and my appeal to the average showderp user
would be "How long are you going to let the moderators push you around? How
long are you going to let them define the character of the room, and define it
in a bad way?" It's bullshit, you know.
We keep the room alive. We are the
room, and there's this tiny minority of users who think because they are
friends with other moderators as well, they were promoted, they think they get
to determine our fates.

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I think if there's anything important in life, it's the
ability to determine your own fate. People have a natural tendency towards
wanting freedom. People crave the freedom to make their own choices. And what
the moderators of showderp are saying is "You're too stupid to make your own
decisions. To make your own decisions as to the character of the room, as to
the future of the room." I disagree. And I think that it's our role as users to
define the character of the room. It shouldn't be this autocracy, it should be
democracy. I would say that the election of room owners and moderators should
be, yeah, democratic. It shouldn't be autocratic, it should be decided by the
users. So, anyway, this rant is carrying on in length here, so I'll cut it
short and just say, you know, how much are we going to put up with? And that's
just my appeal to the average showderp user, so, yeah. And to the people that I
know and I actually care about, you know who you are in the room, I mean, this
is probably the last you'll ever hear of the "Clint" persona, because I think
it's just kind of run its course at this point, I mean, I'll always be here
but, I just won't be that person anymore, so... Anyway, if you made it all the
way to the end, thanks for reading.

>>31271521
>>31271532
>>31271542
>>31271558
>>31271568
>>31271583
>>31271590
Fry isn't a mod anymore

and that was about 90% of the problems with shitty mods

>>31271590
>I think if there's anything important in life, it's the
>ability to determine your own fate. People have a natural tendency towards
>wanting freedom. People crave the freedom to make their own choices.
Read this in Obama's voice. It would win a nobel prize in literature

>>31271684
too big to upload directly
https://files.catbox.moe/l4c0d3.mp4

>>31271684
this is the most "wow no shit" quote I've ever seen

How do i get into room

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513080014

>>31271784
/join showderp

>>31271684
https://files.catbox.moe/l4c0d3.mp4
No need to imagine, boy

>>31271825
doesn't work

>>31271897
register your account

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omg I got in >_________<

what do I say?!?!?!?!!?

>>31271937
"kill yourselves you literal autists"

>>31271970
you're being tricked that's a roomfig

new team

Silvally @ Choice Band
Ability: RKS System
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Parting Shot
- Explosion

any donnel starter
but everytime it doesn't KO devolve it

IRAQUANID (Araquanid) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Water Bubble
EVs: 248 HP / 192 Atk / 68 SpD
Careful Nature
- Liquidation
- Leech Life
- Mirror Coat
- Poison Jab/whatever

252 SpA Life Orb Tapu Koko Thunderbolt vs. 248 HP / 68+ SpD Assault Vest Araquanid: 211-250 (62.2 - 73.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

nostalgia

Rip Van Wilder (Qwilfish) @ Rocky Helmet
Intimidate
255 HP / 255 DEF / 4 SPE
Impish (+DEF / -SPA)
-Aqua Jet
-Spikes
-Toxic Spikes
-Explosion

bewear

least favorite meme

Initial D

>>31271387
w-where?

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>>31271937
>none of these persons go to champ battles
>room is called showderp

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>>31272062

slow champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513096494

HERE WE GO

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513099068

throwback to when I was clinically retarded

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-378119302

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7pokebankoususpecttest-513109126

When showderp my ass version?

>>31272707
>>31272707
>>31272707
CMON IN

new champ

Golem-Alola @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Facade
- Stone Edge