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>>31256099
Did that thing for this guy in the previous thread.

>>31256921
>.
more guz x male grunts moar nasty lewds too

>>31256921
Is this showderp?

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>>31256983
Fixed it.

>>31256983
Bless you anon

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>>31256988

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obligatory pic

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>>31257257
Unf.

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>>31257293
More young Guzma coming your way
Visiting Guzma's house on Route 2 broke my heart especially when I read this "One of the photos shows a tall boy clasping his island challenge amulet with the clear glow of pride" Oh Guzma... ;_;

>>31257488
Guzma with dark hair when younger is so panty-wetting

>>31257546
I actually prefer to think that his hair is natural, I love his hair

>>31257598
Aww yah give me them Guzmerias!

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>>31257627
Guzma sauntered his way into my heart in Malie Garden

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gif forme

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move fanatic

>>31257734
Lusamine only knew Nihilego, and I highly doubt that

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>>31257598
>>31257655
>Aww yah give me them Guzmerias!
Sure.

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>>31257856

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I wish we got more Guzma content
I hope we get to see Guzma again

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>>31257906
Anyone knows what she says?

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>>31258110
That's goddamn adorable.

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>>31259078
Post more of her

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http://possessed-opossum.tumblr.com/post/155500285440/i-just-found-your-blog-and-i-gotta-say-your-art-is

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>>31259272

For you magfest people

https://twitter.com/search?q=Team%20skull&src=typd

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>>31259340
No Pokemon team will ever surpass Team Skull

Are they this popular in Japan? How about Guzma?

Reminder that Guzma was a pawn in Lusamine's plans

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Trainer’s School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret projects for the Aether Foundation, and I have over 300 confirmed kills with my Golisopod. I am trained in pokémon warfare and I’m the top trainer in the entire Team Skull gang. You are nothing to me but just another target. My Golisopod will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across Alola and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can poké battle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Golisopod’s bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire pokémon arsenal of Team Skull and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>31260619
>That Guzma
>That body

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>>31260910
Personally, I like to think that Guzma has nice beefy arms

>>31260619
>and that’s just with my Golisopod’s bare hands

I don't know why I can't stop laughing

>>31260619
this is golden /guz/ material

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>>31259078
Why is she so cute?

This reminds me of Team Skull with the main dude being ya boi Guzma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E

Guzma needs a therapy

>>31260619
I hate this artist's stuff so damn much.

>Guzma will never slap his hard dick on your face

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>>31262217
Goofy girls are always cute.

>>31256921
Finished up that Guzmoon fanfic, here it is for anyone interested.

http://pastebin.com/S5RXRgL9

>>31264349
this is ADORABLE. i assume this is supposed to be her as a kid? more kid plums please if anyone has some!!!

>>31266750
Quick hotfix at the end. Do wish you could just edit the paste but whatever.
http://pastebin.com/vxgxvhA6

>>31266750
I notice you changed the bit about him "taking her right there" because he couldn't control himself. I quite liked that part, but the finished product was an enjoyable read regardless.

>>31266750
>>31267538
Needs work, bro. Way too dense and switches POVs when it shouldn't. Also skipping clit stimulation, especially for a virgin is the biggest sign of inexperience.

>>31259078
>>31262217
>>31265702
Post Skull Grunt (female) names, I may write some fics about them

>>31269633
>Skull Grunt (female)

Why do you always type it like this?

>>31269211
Thanks man.

>>31269521
Length wise, I'd agree. I can't tell when a certain amount of detail is enough. It was a little difficult on whether or not I should focus entirely on Moon's POV or switch from Moons to Guzma's when it kicked off, so I went with both throughout.

fill me in on Clit stimulation, give me some examples so I can improve and maybe add some of it later on down the line

>>31269665
Because I'm being specific, there are many variations like
>Skull Grunt (Male)
>Skull Grunt (Female)
>Skull Grunt Male (Female)
and
>Skull Grunt Female (male)

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From the Guzma hunger games thing that one anon posted

>>31269752

My biggest advice is to tone down with adverbs, or '-ly' words. They're redundant a lot and there are usually better ways to describe things.

POVs should never change within a paragraph. I don't think they should even change within a chapter of a fic unless it's really long. My advice is to just choose one and stick with it, or have a very noticeable break between sections of the story to mark a change in POV. It's actually a lot easier to write when you can decide to write it through one character's eyes. It means you don't have to constantly describe what the other character is thinking and can just focus on one person's introspection.

Clit stimulation is key. Some women never get off without it and men don't realize it because they don't think about it. You can come just from that too.

As for examples, go look at other GuzMoon fics. I'm pretty sure I've seen it in a bunch of those.

>>31269752
There are also a lot of guides online on how to write smut and give good examples of words to use. It's a good rough draft. It would be more believeable if he finished before her and got her off with oral or something if you're looking for realism.

>>31269752
Post good het smut with Guzma for this lad

>>31271403
It's also not uncommon for a virgin to not get off at all during the first time. Nerves and pain don't make for a lot of sexy feelings even if you flick that bean like a madman.

>>31271640
True but that's not sexy so I forgive writers who skip that part. But generally that's why I don't like writing virgin sex.

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>>31271884

>>31271884
>>31271915
Are these supposed to be the same image? First one is broken for me.

Guzma is trash.

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>>31273547
He's my trash.

This is the slowest thread yet

>>31274204
we've been notably slowing down

>>31273547
I'm actually disappointed he didn't die at the end.
Maybe this way he could've redeemed himself.

>>31274204
am I still banned?
I think it was because a lot of us got banned a few days ago for lewd images. That edgy kid who came in saying he was gonna take /guz/ down was reporting people left and right.

>>31274526
__________>:(__________

>>31274541
A moment of silence for our lost members of /guz/

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>>31274628

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>>31274644

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>>31274579
What's wrong? Crying because you all admire some huge asshole that probably can't even spell his stupid name?
Yeah, that's what I thought. He should've been killed by Gladion or Lusamine or any other character for that matter. It would've been an improvement.

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>>31274690

>>31274698
How boring

>>31274749
Just imagine yourself beating up that trash can.
Punching his face, his guts until you eventually strangle that unecessary fucker out of existence.
And he's gone. Because you've killed him.

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>>31274883
How edgy of you.

You done?

>>31274919
Tsk,Guzma is ridiculous.
Ohh noo, he had an abusive past? Get over it!

>>31274950
>tells someone to get over their years of shitty upbringing
>can't get over a video game character he doesn't like

lmao

>>31274952
He's freaking adorable. And get out of here, if you don't give a heck to the hater

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>>31274950
>Tsk

>31274976
>years of shitty upbringing

Here's your (You) so please stop whining.

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>>31274991
Forgot image.

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Two things I love, yes!

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Someone made these cute Gladion and Guzma dolls!

>>31274950
Still gonna love the dude despite your terrible opinion you toad

>>31275069
I wish the image was just him by himself, that is so highres and would make gud wallpaper

>>31275107
A for effort

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>>31275107
Another one
>>31275108
Don't use that term to describe them toads are cute and don't deserve the comparison

>>31275166
actually, you're right, toad is too good for them

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>>31275166
Had to crop the chick out.
>>31275155
I'll try to screenshot another without the text.

Here's your (You) for you two guys also.

I hope the next time we hear about Shizzma is going to be never.

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>>31274883
Hey Faggots,
My name is Guzma, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fan art of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was boss of Team Skull, and completed the Island Challenge of Alola. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Team Skull members”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>31275295

>>31275242
We all know that blowing Guzma gets you hooked up with 20 different STDs and lung cancer.
Shit, does that fucker even ever wash? Probably smells like a toilet that hasn't been cleaned in twenty years.

Ohh, too bad he had such a horrible life as a child prodigy winning trophies and badges. Yeah just throw it away Shizzma and become the trash can you always were deep inside.

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>>31275337
Dude we had people in the other day wanting to breath in his stank BO

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>>31275413
get rekt mario

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>>31275413

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>>31275337
>Shit, does that fucker even ever wash?

Sorry to be bothering you, cousin, but could you do without the profanities? This is a family-friendly thread. Every Monday evening me, my grandmother and my little brother browse /guz/ and whatnot. It's very awkward to encounter these bad words while sitting with my family.

>>31275396
Probably some other trash cans.

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The starter I've been waiting for

>>31275444
More than likely, we are in /vp/, pretty common.

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>>31275432

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>>31275495
Dizzy Guzma is a cutie pie

>>31275454
Wrong thread, sorry dudes

>>31275524
Not a problem my dude

>>31275457
Yes, that's why you are here, lusting over a non-existent white trash hobo.

>31275435
So many (You)s

>>31275606
I could say the same for you

>>31275606
We're all lusting after a nonexistent character here on /vp/

>>31275647
OK, so why am I not?

>>31275629
Says the white trash. How's life in the trailer park?

>>31275754
You're lying for the sake of "trolling".

Because you're bored or have a sad life.

>31275769
(You) are lying, newfriend.

>>31275754
Pretty nice night in these parts, thanks for asking. Couple of trailer park girls are circling me outside of my designated trailer.

>>31275812
I feel like I saw a better version of this going around at some point.

>>31275812 s m a l l p e e n e r

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>>31275812
Anon, that's the image that got me banned. Just a heads up.

>>31275812
Disgusting hobo with micro dick.
Typical white trash.
His body shape can be summed up as non-existant.

>>31275870
>Micro dick

That's not what a micro dick looks like my dude.

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>>31275870
He's not erect. That is what uncircumsized looks like. When he is fully erect, it will be far larger than life.

>>31275848
>Floof naps into floof

adorable

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>>31275870
That's why he's hot, duh

>>31275812
Obaby

>31275953
>31275925
(You) all disgust me.
Shizzma had the perfect life but threw it away because he was a fucking pussy.
Which is ironic, because he never will have any pussy in his entire life.

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Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Tapu Cocoa $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my gang is dying

>>31276148
Have you tried spending less money on food?

>>31276148
Spend less on Tapu Cocoa.

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>>31275812
Needs a bit of an ottermode body and a tuft of white pubes tbqh. Also, what's with those huge thighs? I know he squats but damn, fix the right one so it actually matches.

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>>31257067
>you will never text guz and have him react like that
JUST

>>31276301
I love how his watch is missing

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>>31276204
no

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Can someone draw that scene from iasip when Charlie says his interest is ghouls and they take the bad photo of him for the dating site but with guzma and other grunts? Thank you

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>>31275812
I dressed him for you. Keepin' this G rated G.

>>31275400
I want Guzma to hold me like this

>>31277035
me too

>>31275277
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>>31275413
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>>31275567

That is some good shit, anon.

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>>31276370
This is true despair

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It's a shame they didn't continue to use Guzma's theme in the post-game battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho

Beaten up with golf clubs, pathetic.
Guzma was born to die a loser.

>>31277280
Kay.

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>>31277280
Are you jealous of Guzma?
Do the ladies not give you enough attention?

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>>31277384
This is what I figure everytime someone complains.

>>31277384
>>31277460
Why?
Guzma lived a perfect life but decided to run away and become the junk rat he was meant to be. Boo hoo, child abuse is soooooo bad, ohhhh noooo.

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>>31277674
Not that, dipstick. The fact that a bunch of girls talk about Guzma on a daily basis here. Are you upset that you know that'll never be you? You're the reason women don't want to come close, and I can see why. You're just taking your anger out on Guzma for never winning puss in your pathetic adult life. You'd have a better chance if you cut the crap out.

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>>31277674
>junk rat
???

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>>31277674
>junk rat
>Junkrat
H-how did you know of my lust for Junkrat too, Anon-kun?

>>31277750
The puss Guzma will not get get because he is neither real nor in any way non-offensive to the eye is apparantly the puss I'm never getting because I'm gay. Kay.

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Probably not the place to do this but, requesting Colress as glasses dude and Guzma as the other guy

>>31277779
I hate this picture now

>>31277969
AAA

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>>31276539
Shit, that scene really works with Guzma
In case others haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfWMB-blQS8

Guzma is a meanie

>>31278131
Guzma is a lowlife

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>>31278131
Yeah he is

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>>31278203
Those are my kinks

>>31278225
I'm going to have to ask Prof. Kukui about what a kink is. Is that why Professor Burnet always blushes when she sees the Masked Royal?

What is the real-life equivalent of Team Skull?

>>31278225
Guzma is subhuman

>>31278278
Gangs

>>31278267
>. Is that why Professor Burnet always blushes when she sees the Masked Royal?
She's a big fan.

>>31278287
I am also subhuman, we're the perfect match

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Someone want to edit this image?

Guzma is a dirty manchild NEET

>>31278369
So what exactly is it you wish to accomplish today/tonight

Guzma also deserves a spanking with a paddle in his face

>>31278386
I want Guzma to spank me with nice his big hands.

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>>31278287
>>31278369
You say that like it's supposed to deter me but it only fuels the passion in my loins. However, I appreciate your fatherly concern that ya girls wants to seek sexual satisfaction in that dirty manchild NEET subhuman. It is duly noted but I still crave a rough dicking from Guzma .

>>31278395
If you make him mad, he'll definitely do that
I didn't know Guzma was so popular! I wonder how he would react to having this much fans

Guzma also deserves being tied by his neck to a driving car

>>31278447
Rough day?

>>31278438
He'd probably be excited about it, probably act unsurprised that so many people love ya boi Guzma

Guzma also deserves having his hair ruffled every day and being told that he is liked

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>>31278531
I agree! He also deserves to have his dick sucked lovingly

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>>31278563

>>31278447
He can drive the car and drag me by my neck instead

Guzma also deserves being beaten up, raped and set afire afterwards to be trashed like a road kill

>>31278605
he can do all that to me instead

>>31259094
top fucking keeeeek!

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>>31278563
>>31278531
>>31278395
>>31278616
>>31278585

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>>31278605
>>31278616
I would be truly blessed if he did that to me

>>31278605
pls Guzma, do this to me, pls

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>>31278616
>>31278678
>>31278705

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>>31278725

Arceus! So many prostitutes!

>>31274698
Lusamine should of died. That would of been the best end to the worst person in any Pokemon game.
Guzma was just tamed by good evil pussy.

>>31278480
I think so too

>>31278834
I-is that me?
Why would Guzma do that?

I bet this has been posted a million times already, but here's a video YouTube recommended to me today:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lpqobFsotQ

It made me think of you guys.

>>31278854
He would do it because he is a virgin with anger issues. He'd strangle you if you were to fend him off

>>31278951
I'm...
actually really really
into that, fuck

I'm wet

>>31278951
he can do that to me any day

>>31278951
Nebby will protect me!

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>>31278951
I really really hate that this honestly excites me

>>31279012
No need, I will happily take your place.

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>>31278834
>waiting till she's 18

>>31278951
Now I really wanna draw him strangling someone..

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>>31279175
Draw him strangling me please

>>31279194
post dik for drawing

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>>31279204

>>31279194
lolok so what do you look like, anon

>>31279292
If you're serious....... Pale, long black hair, black eyes, 5'3, 105lbs
So, you can basically draw me as Moon with longer hair, barely bigger boobs and a bigger butt. That way you can pass it off as aged up Moon.

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>>31279402
>>31279413
We want you to kill us sexually

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>>31279413
N-nothing!

>>31278005

Guzma is Charlie

>unrequited love
>loves creepy crawlies
>can't read or write
>smells like trash

It checks out

>>31279402
He only faked the smile because he knew what he was in for.

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Why aren't you all ignoring the shitposter?

>>31280026
Haven't you learned from this thread that we are masochists

>>31280026
It's funny

>>31280100
It revived the thread ironically

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>>31280365
Then my job here is done.

>>31280365
This is true
>>31280389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uum50IToMqs

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>>31279428
>>31278951
full image: http://imgur.com/WE4ruRR
degenerates everywhere tonight

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Anyone have the picture of Guzma drawn like pic related?

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>>31280766
T-thank you...

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>>31280795
Gotchu senpai

>>31280843
this image haunts me even more than anything else i've ever drawn, even the picture of danny devito dressed as detective pikachu but with his dick out

>>31280996
can we see this picture

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>>31281002
spoilered because off-topic
http://imgur.com/2otkJY1
"I choose you."

>>31281032
I think what I like most about this is the fact it's a female Pikachu tail.

Good art tho man, really dig your style

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>>31280958
>>31280960
>The person with the umbrella walks away from him

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>>31280958
>>31280960
>>31281102
pls no bully

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>>31281102
geez anon at least post the continuation to make this less sad

>>31281121
>sunnyboy Kukui saves the day
Ugh, why?

>>31281092
And take meowth with them.

>>31281145
Why not? I don't get the Kukui hate in these threads.

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>>31281162
My unobservant ass didn't catch that

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>>31281177
I personally don't hate him but everyone is entitled to their opinion so I respect that

>>31281189
sweating

>>31280766
Bless.

>>31281189
Who is who?

>>31281300
Which one would you tell your bf not to worry about?
:^)

why is this thread so gay

>>31281310
Neither I don't have a boyfriend

>>31274994
Maybe she should paint herself a nose

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Who would be Fuu?

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>>31284027

>>31281121
I love this! Kukui looks adorable and I love how he's portrayed as a big brother to Guzma.
>>31281145
Why the hate? It's cute and Guzma needs some light in his young life.

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>>31284676

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AGDQ is doing a Pokemon Emerald run, proposed GUZMA as name for the Fly user because /ourboi/ is so fly and I wanted to tribute the great time I've spent with the /guz/ community. All money goes towards cancer prevention.

https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donate/19

>>31285076
I'm gonna donate for him to be the name of the MC

>>31285202
Done it, anyone wants to support it?

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Someone hit with fic ideas to make this thread less trash. Anything welcome, esp with grunts.

>>31266750
Yo anon I can give you some edits if you're interested

>>31285076
Wow, I almost forget AGDQ started today! Thanks for reminding me, anon!

>>31285347
I dare you to write a Guzma/Molayne fic.

>>31285076
What is that?

>>31256997
>>31257257
>>31259527
>>31260619
>>31260965
>>31266042
>>31274919
>>31278036
nngh...

>>31285347
I wanna eat that sandwich...

>>31266750
I love virginity loss fics, great job anon

>>31285378
Sure, what did you have in mind?

>>31285901
Thanks man.

We've reached the image limit

>>31277875
>he is neither real
still getting more puss and he isn't even real
>because I'm gay
still getting more tail than you, guys fawn over him on here too, more than you can hope to imagine

>>31279402
>>31279413
Pls suplex me into bed.

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