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Do you thinkya boi and Nanu could actually have a normal relationship? Or would it just be for the succ? Maybe Guzma has a lot of casual encounters but he catches feelings for Nanu when they start spending too much time together. Nanu doesn't want a relationship outright because he's an old fuck with no energy for that shit but it just sort of.. happens? In an unspoken way. I'll crawl back to my fujo den now
hets are asleep post guznanu
>>31226772
Unless Guzma changes personality wise to someone who can calm themself down and humble, maybe. The way Guzma is in the game I see hard to be on relationship.
>>31226818
>Hating Nanu
>>31226818
Dude most of his following came from these threads. Why divide the community? I don't care for moon as much as Guz but I don't complain when I see her posted here, even without guz
>>31226848
I posted hets asleep as a joke sorry. It wasn't serious, just the guzmoon slows down around this time every night.
>>31226814
I think I like guznanu because it implies mutual character growth from both of them.
>>31226867
I was thinking of Mina in Guzma place, but that's good choice too.
>>31226888
I ship them too, but I'm not vocal or post them often.
>>31226867
>>31226867
post them grunts
>>31227013
i hate this stupid meme image, why is it guzma and not nanu who is LITERALLY depressed
>>31226888
I'm a gay guy but guzmoon is still cute. Thank you for posting content to these threads, regardless of the ship. I obviously lean more to guznanu or guzgrunts but ya boi is all we need to come together.
Tbh it's kind of sad that people take shipping wars seriously. I'll shit post about Nanu take overs but only because I assume other people will get that it's in good fun
>>31227135
>>31227256
I don't know if its just people who are not used to "mods are sleeping post x" meme in this board. I never take them seriously because they are mostly done in joking manner, not in a way to cause shipping wars. We had many threads were people posted with no issues whatsoever. It's only lately that I have seen posts that tell they don't like ship a or b or c shippers are this and that which is just dumb. I post shippy images that I don't ship, only because I know that there are people who like them but have hard time to find them by themselves.
>>31227318
Same. I think this started when some people got barred from talking in the discord because they said they were underage.. and Idk if it's either those people or people they've inspired that are coming to the threads just to start trouble and pretend people are catty and cliquish just because they got moderated.
Hopefully as these threads wind down people will go back to just posting content and sperging about their headcanons without anyone else coming in to try to shame them out of posting what they want.
>>31227411
Yeah. When someone shitposts here I just post thread related pictures, though I do get annoyed about it, but don't want to interfere because it would just throw fuel in the unnecessary flame.
>>31227423
Qt.
>>31226888
I do that all the time
>Guzma
>Post game battle
>Leads with Golispod
>Realise he'll just try to Sucker Punch if my mon is ghost-type
>Set Silvally to Type: Ghost
>Get off 5 free Work Ups
>Sweep his team at least 5 or 6 levels under him
Looks like "ya boy" was beat, cum/guz/zlers
>>31227713
Congratz. Many people beat him in game and post game. I would raise eyebrows if you couldn't beat him at all.
>>31227847
Guzfags so triggered that the boss who beats them down and beats them down and never lets up lost to a pokemon 5 levels under him thanks to an AI exploit
Stay mad numbskulls. Lmao, just lmao, is all I can say.
>>31227915
>having Pokemon with such low levels post-game
Did you turn Exp Share off or something?
>>31227915
>>31227968
Yes but also it was the postgame Lvl 40 Type: Null I trained
>>31227135
speaking about aether grunts i've managed to find something real cool
this is the official art for aether scientist, their helmet design is pretty neat
>>31227915
>Being this pissed over not getting a standing ovation over beating a boss in kiddy game
Get over it, you are not special.
>>31228201
If i took that helmet off, will he/she die?
>>31228053
Fair enough I guess, but you really could have just thrown in a couple of Thunderbolts and Flamethrowers instead of actually trying and needing to "exploit" the AI.
are we expecting Nanu to appear in the anime soon?
>>31228333
I don't watch it so I can't really guess how things are progressing, but weren't there police stations on every island? Wouldn't assume it just because of the patch.
>>31228333
>There were already Persians in the anime
>No Nanu
This is wrong, WRONG!
>>31228395
that Persian was a little fuckin shit imo
but I think it's way too early for him to appear I mean Hala just made an appearance today
>>31228314
Don't get cocky kid, ya boy's not that good that he would've been any trouble for my pokemon. It just feels good knowing /guz/ has to endure the humiliation of their idol being swept by a single underlevelled Silvally able to fire off 5 free Work Ups
>>31228296
Ahahaha
>Guzfags
>>31228415
Yeah. Anime sure is moving slow. Then again it's new. Would seeing Nanu, Guzma and Lusamine making an appearance in the anime realistic in a year or so?
>>31228580
Lusamine actually did made an appearance but in a photo of her, lillie, and gladion in episode 8
>>31228423
It seems like you've developed a misconception somewhere along the way. We don't admire him as a trainer. We just want to fuck him (or in some cases, fuck him up).
Could someone translate please?
>>31228630
Ignore the shitposter.
>>31228640
Won't bother to copypaste, so read it here.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2575673
>>31228640
>>31228742
Oh, oblivious Guzma is so cute.
>>31228742
I figured
>>31228598
Ah, you are right. She did make an appearance, dunno why I had forgotten that.
>>31226772
I think thatGuzma's unhealthy way of expressing his emotions would just lead to him claiming Nanu as his property, but post-game Guzma might have the chance to properly examine his feelings under Hala's guidance, and thus ask Nanu if he'd like to have a real relationship with him instead of just sticking to friends-with-benefits kinda deal
>>31228201
What's their helmet based on? It look like a weird bug thing
>>31229495
The "mandibles" might be the three crystals from Aether's logo
>>31229478
One does not simply claim a high ranking ex interpol as property.. but I like your idea
>>31230016
I want to be claimed by Guzma.
>>31226772
Nanu deserves better than Guzma.
Fic of Nanu being a power bottom and making snarky remarks while getting dicked down by our boy when?
>>31228201
Did you take that picture? If so did you find official art for acerola/Mina/Anabel?
>>31227411
Only people from the discord trace it to that discord incident nobody cares about. From what I can tell, a lot of the hostility against shippers started when people connected some annoying posts like "dom Guzma best Guzma" and "sub Guzma triggers me" and "not enough x content, too much y content" to a certain group of shippers.
I'm not sure they were wrong but it was pointless to perpetuate it.
>>31230379
Unless Guzma changes himself, yeah. Nanu's been through enough shit and as much as we love him, Guzma is a pathetically immature, unstable asshole. As much as I love GuzNanu fic I can't imagine Nanu ever wanting to be in a relationship with Guzma.
>>31230446
>"I haven't had a dick stuffed down there in a decade, kid, and I can already say that yours is the worst I've had"
>"I guess big bag Guzma is just plain bad in bed"
>"They called me 000 because my holes were always open for dick"
>Dozens of daddy jokes
>>31230571
>pathetically immature, unstable asshole
dude chill
>>31230607
meant to say big bad instead of big bag
>>31230571that's why GuzMoon is best. She's too young to know any better. And having someone younger than yourself look up to you is extremely flattering so there's no way ya boi would shut her down
Guzma is broken.
>>31230609
Dude, it's the truth. These are the reasons I like him as a character. He's super flawed for reasons that were explained with the subtle hints at his backstory, and he has a lot of room to grow.
Don't be those people who can't handle critique of their husbando.
>>31230734
If you explain it like that I agree, but you sounded like a hater in the other post
>>31230785
Sorry. Next time I'll make sure I use a less mean tone on 4chan.
>>31230571
I don't think Nanu's much for relationships anyway. He's probably self destructive and semi depressed. He probably likes to play with Guzma but commitment is not on his radar.
>>31230984Nanu seems more like an asexual to me
>>31230984
F-full pic?
>>31230691
He deserves a hug.
>>31231192http://thetopsecretpornaccount.tumblr.com
>>31230646
it also works really well for guzmeria. she's able to relate to him and calm him down or set him in line
>>31226867
>>31231489
Guzmeria is the only one that's natural and makes sense
>>31231411
>>31231621
It's the only one that isn't basically a crack pairing.
>>31231709
It's a shame that only Plumeria shows some signs of liking Guzma, and she's not even that explicit. But I have hopes that the manga will explore their relationship
>>31231840
Also the anime. It tends to get shippy sometimes.
>>31232113
Yeah but... the anime doesn't usually portray the villains that well, nor go into such details. But the manga? Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure we'll see a lot about them
>>31233238
i'm plumeria
>>31233610
source?
>>31226628
Dunno where to be postin' this so here.
First ever fanfic, toss me some of dat sweet criticism bois
http://pastebin.com/hsXRP9Pw
Tuxedo Anon back again, I just read the story. If the Anon that wrote it is lurking, then thanks for your work; it was really cute. Here, in case anyone missed it. http://pastebin.com/MEm6NMn8I caved and ended up trying to message him on Skype. Instant regret when I clicked Enter.
>>31233770
Oh, my two husbandos both like surskit.
>>31233238
Cute female grunts in the background aww
>>31234739
That drawing is really cool I recognize the artist, do you know where they post their art?
>>31235245
I'll try and finish it off tomorrow for you, thanks for the feedback bro.
Do you think Guz has sensitive nipples, anon?
>>31235753
doesn't everyone?
>>31235817
Not really, no.
>>31236017
I wanna give his thighs lots of kisses
I want to rest between his thighs, kissing his chest and stomach while he lays there with his hands clasped together behind his head.
>tfw this never
>>31230734
Yes, but we have to consider his past.
His flaws aren't something a therapy couldn't fix.
Floof.
>>31238378
they found /guz/
>>31238446
But why is Gladion like this?
>>31238581
He didnt want to see how much we thirst for Guzma
>>31238581
>>31238649
he listened to limp bizkit and emo when he was a little shit growing up but now he listens to more respectable underground rap
>>31238581
they read the tentacle fic
>>31234257
>on one condition
>whats that?
>NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS
the mental image gave me a chuckle. You should brush up on your grammar/vocab/sentence structure, since there are a few mistakes here and there, but nothing that really detracts from it.I also appreciate that Moon isn't drastically aged up here. Fugging little kids is not okay but I'm a bit tired of the average "everyone is above the age of consent" trigger warnings in every guzumizu fic. I imagine your implying that she's just in her early-mid teens.
I want nanu to be my grumpy uncle
>>31239770
Me too, Anon.
>>31240246
Post more Guz/Kukui. We need more variety in these threads
>>31240322
how about this one
>>31233851
http://fists-of-platinum.tumblr.com/post/154349862902/bad-boi-and-sad-boi
>>31240786
I love this.
>>31240786
that's random but I'll take it
>>31240839
ty anon
>>31240944
me to anon.
>>31240322
There are a couple Guzma/Kukui fics from writefags here. I don't have them on hand though.
>>31239360
Cheers. At that point, I was going for a more "Dont tell anybody because it might fuck up my street cred" image more than the "Don't tell your parents we're fucking lol" one. It felt appealing because I don't think Guzma cares about Taboos or the opinion of most other adults (considering the guy stole pokems for a living, and canon-wise the only one he may/may not have had the hots for was Yandere Mother)
>>31240786
Both expressions are fantastic
>>31226628
>>31242137
now this is my otp
Can skull brotha get a link to the /guz/discord?
>>31244099link expires in 30 minutes https://discord.gg/6DcMC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAsh8vUZaZc
>guzma will never be real
>even if he was, he wouldn't look twice at a pasty, skinnyfat autist like me
sup fujotrashs, let's have a poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12041456
>>31244165
Thanks senpai.
>>31244180
I was going to vote moon but then i noticed it said fujoshi. I guess i'll pick second best.
>>31244174
Why did you have to remind me...why live
I want to sniff Guzma's stinky pits!
>>31244346
The idea of Guzma's BO honestly gets me in the mood
>>31244346
>>31244360
>Tfw had a crush on a dude in hs and liked him that much that even when he smelled a bit sweaty after gym class I kinda liked it
I'm glad my smell thing went no further than that cos I'd be even more of a degenerate than now probably
>>31244413
>>31244360
pff, sweat/bo is such a vanilla kink. you should embrace it shamelessly.
>>31244413
>>31244428
I bet Guzma would smell rank and I would love to shove my face into his pits
>>31244648
>>31244571
I don't wanna smell his pits, but I wouldn't mindhaving a little sniff of his junk while he still has pants on and maybe rub my cheek against his bulge a bit.
I know we've already talked about Guzma and his dad before but have we brought up the parallel between Guzma and his Golisopod? I think it also contributes to that discussion.
I've been wondering if it was intended for us to draw parallels between Wimpod/Golisopod and Guzma himself. First, let's have a look at Wimpod's ability Wimp Out: When the Pokémon's Hit Points hit 50% or less, the Pokémon will switch out. Then, let's see Golisopod's ability Emergency Exit: When the Pokémon's Hit Points hit 50% or less, the Pokémon will switch out. Of course, we should all know by now that Guzma's favorite Pokemon is Golisopod. This information, in conjunction with knowing about Guzma's house on Route 2, straight up tells us that Guzma was abused as a child. I don't know if there were people still around that deny it but that's my contribution...
hey /guz/ how do you pronounce our boi's name?
>>31226628
>GF wanted Guzma to be the bad delinquent
>turned out to be a likeable and great character everybody loves
where did it go so wrong?
>>31244789
I say it like Guhz-ma.
>>31244789
I've been saying it like Guzmán but without the n so like Goos-ma
>>31244789
I say it like Guzh-ma
>>31244789
guhzma like rhyming with fuzz
I want /guz/ to imagine for a quick harrowing moment that when Guzma introduces himself as ya boi he does it as the longest yeah boy ever1:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk kill me
>>31244742
damn /guz/, y'all thirsty
>>31244742I want a big whiff of his junk before I suck him off ahhh
>>31245062
Who wouldn't be thirsty for ya boi desu
drunk hate sex with Guzma sounds nice
>>31245112
That sounds so hot let's keep talking about this
>>31245062
Do not bully.
>>31245086Anon no, I just calmed down.
>>31245114
This is making me feel a certain way but I can't describe it..........
>>31244789
Gizmo.
>>31245204
W-what are you doing to me Anon...
>>31245255
I want to bear his children
>>31245275
Get in line, he's impregnating me first
>>31245297
bitch i'll fight you
>>31245275
>>31245297
>mfw don't want to be impregnated
>mfw still want to let him cum inside
>don't fully trust pill
What do.
>>31245357
suck it up,or get your tubes tied
>>31245357
i dont either but i'd let him...
>>31245275
>>31245297
>>31245356
>>31245357
>>31245369
>>31245376
Honestly, this whole thread can be summed up by this image >>31228640
I want Guzma to give me a bug
>>31245430
I want Guzma to give me arough dicking
>>31245430
like an STD, anon thats wrong.
>>31245498
>not wanting all types of bugs from Guzma
do you even love him
>>31245583
I do but i also love myself anon.no i dont LMAO
Now I kind of want to see a fic of like three female Skull Grunts (one of them being the token shy girl) working together to execute a perfect ambush on ya boi, overpowering and seducing him before harvesting his semen like a pack of horny Lurantis.
Or maybe I'm just sleep drunk. It could also be that.
>>31245664
>Guzma turns out to be virgin
>The grunts get even more into it
>>31245204
>glasses Guzma
>that facial
>holding a baby
I like.
>>31245615
its fine if its with a 2d dude
>Nanu will never fuck your ass in exchange for heart scales
>>31217565
No, not really. You do know about Guzmas past? In this context, it does make sense for Guzma to act like this.
>>31246120
>implying Nanu has any need for that nonsense
>>31245357If you're being serious IUD is probably the least weird option if you don't trust the medicine based things
But I'm not a doctor
>page 8
Not on my watch.
getting accidentally cummed(?) inside is like the best kink
>>31248106
>not sounding
stay vanilla
>>31235817
last boyfriend i had couldn't feel jack shit when i played w his nips
so dissapointing
>>31248106
>you will never have a pregnancy scare after going bareback with guzma
>he will never pace back and forth outside the bathroom, tugging at his hair while he freaks out
>you will never show him the negative pregnancy test and share a massive sigh of relief
>you will never promise each other to always be sensible about contraception in future
>he will never cum inside you again when you go bareback the next time you fuck 'cause neither of you can resist
Why live.
>>31247789
Why would you do this to me?
Is estrogen hour over now?
>>31248149
Does sounding actually feel good? It doesn't sound pleasant
why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZxbjezgArU
>>31248867
That's what I imagine his voice to be like
>>31248501
get your testosterone outta here you wannabe rapist
>>31249587
>>31249607
>>31249630
Short comic about ya boi's violent impulses
>>31249644
>>31249658
>>31249672
>>31249693
>>31249706
>>31249727
>>31249748
End
>>31249785
Any Japatrons here to translate?
New stuff from Pixiv.
Does anyone have a full body picture of Plumeria in her post-game outfit? I need it for art reference, so a sprite would be just fine.
http://gamebanana.com/skins/152165
OH SHIT
he doesn't like his nipples getting pinched
>>31251800
I want to smooch those cheeks.
>>31250600
So listen to what big bad Guzma has to say...
>>31252201
Who did this to our boi and how do we kill him?
>>31252311
thank you!
>>31252311
Thanks so much, dude!
Sun version. Notice how there isn't any Nihilego unlike in Moon
>>31252372
Those love bites?That was me, sorry.
>>31252331
>>31252607
Why the change? It seems so random to me.
>>31252607
I think the Nihilegos in the background are random
>>31253332
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>31253332
Shhh I'm enjoying this
>>31253765
this was meant for you >>31253552
>>31253332
lewd!
>>31253332
>not banging another male grunt
>>31253797
do you have the full pic of that?
>>31253814
They can share.
>>31253839
yeah.
http://i.imgur.com/nLWrNSV.jpg
>>31253814
How about male grunt and Guzma on a date
>>31255539
I love this grunts tongue piercing. Also the idea of the skulls being pierced in general.
Sup /guz/ should I work on something with that picture of the female grunts all fawning over Guzma or write some Guz/Plum?
>>31255665
idrc as long as it's lewd
>>31255790
Tell me what kinds of lewds you're interested in at least
>>31255665
I vote for the picture of the female grunts fawning over Guzma
Would someone mind doing a manip of this image but with Guzma's face on the poster
>>31256493
>>31256509
cute grunts
New bread
>>31256921
>>31256921
>>31256921