FACTS

FACT: OP is a faggot

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Fact: Sun and Lillie is canon. BTFO yurifag

>>31251193
This is true

>>31250160
FAcT: You can't just make a point by by saying "FACT"

Someone post the dialogue difference picture. Maybe we'll summon that one /u/ reject that not even /u/ likes.

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>>31250160
FACT: Chicken belongs with Salazzle..

FACT: Chicken isn't even canon.

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>>31251277

>>31251959
>Z form Lillie
>Nebby is still in its base form
This shit triggers my OCD

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FACT: Shipping in itself is an act of delusion.

FACT: So is having a waifu or husbando.

>>31252000
It's the second Cosmog, not Nebby.

>>31250160
Fact: Lillie's name is Lillie. Not Lily, not Lilly. Lillie. Contrary to popular misconception, it's actually pronounced differently from Lilly.

Fact: No, those two names are actually not the exact same.

Fact: Your third fact is actually horsecrap.

Fact: Yuri is literally born of mental illness.

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>>31251277
Come forth, a/u/tist!

>>31251989
>>31253861
Actually, I think he got banned after shitposting on /u/ for a while.

>>31251259
FACT: Sure you can!

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Yes, Yuri is the purest love.

>>31250160
>fact
Only in your ass, faggot.

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>2017
>still thinking homosexuality is acceptable

>>31254052
I can't tell if that's edgy Sun or Moon on the left but it doesn't look half-bad.

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FACT: Lillie left Alola and will never see Chicken-chan or Chad Kantocock ever again, making both ships non-canon forever

>>31254537
Don't worry though, Hau will comfort her. They'll eventually fall in love and have many children.

>>31254537
FACT: She promised to return and travel with Kantocock/get a few pointers from Chicken

>>31254493
That's Yuri.

>>31254537
>implying we won't get a Kanto-based sequel where we can finally bone Lillie
We won't, I know.

>>31254493
Nope, It´s a Yuri. And his theme is literally pure love. He´s from the gay ice skating anime and is similar to Gladion.

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>>31254467
>current year
>not being sexually attracted to all people regardless of genetalia

>>31250372

/thread

>>31254580
>>31254589
I don't get it but it looks good regardless desu

>>31254608
Sweet.

Sorry, I can´t explain further because this is not /a/. But if interested, search for Yuri on Ice.

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>>31254589
>his
>he
Anon, don't lie.

>>31254670
For me it´s a male Fairy.

>>31251193
I bet that's was you who posted "this is true" to make it look like you have back up. we know Lillie and chicken chan are the best couple in sun and moon no questions.

>>31254661
I'll give it a shot, sure. Thanks, anon.

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>>31251193
>Sun and Lillie is canon
Canon doesnt matter in a world where they decided to make ash ketchum canon in the games and therefore opened up about 2000 plot holes, especially about the fact he never ages.

Anyone taking the canon in pokemon seriously is a forever alone beta virgin autistic neet

>>31255233
>they decided to make ash ketchum canon in the games
Since when?

>>31255335
Ash greninja.

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>>31252156
How about yo go and fuck yourself?

>>31255433
The truth hurts, doesn't it?

>>31255233
>especially about the fact he never ages.
Except Fallers explain this? Did you not play after the Elite 4?

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>>31253512

The basis of the human nurture instinct is rooted in a genetic defect, actually.

Humans release an exceptionally large amount of dopamine (a neurotransmitter associated with pleasure) when observing other people having a positive reaction.

This leads us to aggressively pursue actions that lead to a similar dopamine release. We are so sensitive to this that we can trigger it simply through imagining the scenario.

Its also because of this that we have sex for pleasure rather than rutting, the feedback loop of physical ecstasy in the action, paired with it being reciprocated with the partner, ends up being the primary motivation for sexual relationships.

a genetic defect effectively created human culture and civilization.

15 million years lead up to people fapping to a series of lines in the shape of a clit

>>31251193
this is true, if you say otherwise you're delusional.

>>31255233
>canon doesn't matter in a world where they blah blah blah...
>anyone taking canon in pokemon seriously is a forever alone beta virgin autistic neet
>FACT: Chicken-chan x Lillie is the best and most CANON pairing

what
did
he
mean
by
this

>>31255797
>>FACT: Chicken-chan x Lillie is the best and most CANON pairing
That wasnt me who said that. How fucking new are you?

>>31251193
She doesn't love Sun. That's why she left him.

>>31256643
>yfw she would rather leave the region than tell sun shes cucking him for a girl

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>wahhh wahhh muh mental disorder
I usually prefer straight pairings, but yuri seems to cause so much rage for whatever retarded reason

>>31255707
>a genetic defect effectively created human culture and civilization.
I mean, sure, but only in the same way that all life everywhere is just a never ending series of genetic defects leading from the very first single-celled lifeform.

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>>31256643
>same thing happens to Chicken-chan
>>31256665
>cucking him for a girl
>when Chicken-chan doesn't exist if Chad Kantoock exists

I'd argue that Chicken and Kantocock are the same person, just gender-swapped.

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posting more chicken/lillie fagging it up

>>31256711
>Fuck off
>HAHAHAHA SO MUCH RAGE XDD
This is why I hate new games. The leak seasons always bring a flood of reddiers and underages.

>>31254559
BLACKED

>>31256711
Most yuri threads here seem to be blatant shitposting and morons taking the bait. In fact a few posts in here are specifically baiting some /u/ autist who shitposts on /u/ with the most inane shit ever.

I'm pretty sure most of the people who like this ship have already migrated to /u/ anyway. All that's left are shitposters.

>>31256751
>this is supposed to convince me you're not angry
Post the Mike Pence meme again

Seriously, why suddendly is so important know what is canon?
Back in past gen none give a fuck what is canon

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>>31256836
Here's your meme, faggot.

>>31256878
Low effort shitposting

>>31256878
It's important because chickenfuckers can't stand stop shitposting.
And no one gave a shit in the past because everyone wasn't acting delusional. Everyone accepted Shauna didn't want to fuck Serena.

Before the game released and Lillie happened, chickenfuckers shitposted about other shit. It had gotten to the point even /padt/ was annoyed with them.

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>>31255233
>>31256711
Ash is not canon in the game you dumbass. The only reason chicken has more art than Sun is because the japs love yuri and because of the fact that Chicken herself isn't canon, the yurifags have to compensate with art while Sunbros know from the GAMES what is canon thus no need for art. You chicken fucks make me sick with your constant shitposting.

>>31257227
>Ash is not canon in the game
Battle Bond Greninja says another thing

>>31257227
>>31257446
Where the FUCK are you getting these pictures

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>>31257590
Well most of them I find on Gelbooru/Danbooru or Twitter. There is also a number that can be found in external sources. Just gotta look hard enough.

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Can this be canon?

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>>31259099
This is translated on danbooru
It's cute as fuck

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>>31253861
the whole scene is still pretty romantic either way

>>31250160
in the future, there will only be pure, sweet, lesbian love

>>31255335
And in the totem mimiku house there was a picture of ash and pikachu.

>>31261557
I believe that's what's called a reference.

Also when did everybody get so worked up over canon?

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>>31261557
>>31255233
there is no canon in Pokemon regards to protagonists outside Red. Anyone who argues otherwise is autistic.

>>31250160
>Yuri is purist love

https://mainweb-v.musc.edu/vawprevention/lesbianrx/factsheet.shtml

>>31256765
This just seems silly, don't you think people visit more then one board, given that /vp/ is slow as fuck anyways? /u/ faggots are annoying as fuck but they probably get a bad name from all the faggots who sperg about whats canon.

>>31257227
Ash not Canon in game? Three things
Ash greninja
The picture in totem mimikus room. And Thanks to the data minors, littraly the pikachus wearing ash's hat.
And that makes me question something. If ash igsist in the same world as red and blue in the games, then who's gary oak if blues there

>>31261598
Generations.

>>31261661
Given that 90% of yuri threads here are either shitposting or shitposting in response to heteroshipping threads I'd say that yeah, most left and the ones remaining are using it for shitposting.

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>>31261681
>generations literally flips flops between Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby
>it's defined as cannon

>>31261681
Generations is only canon to itself and if anything demonstrates that Gamefreak only cares about character gender when it comes to marketing.

>>31261681
>Generations represents canon
Just like I said, autism.

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FACT: Mallow is the closest thing to a boyfriend Olivia will ever have.

>>31261924

Midnight Lycanroc

>>31261961
Lycanroc can't cook.

>>31262232

Lycanroc can cock though

>>31251989
>>31253861

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little anti-yuri reply up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" text comparison photo, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about what he thinks is canon and what isn't. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic straightfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "That's not canon, Lillie is 100% straight". You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

And now for the benefit of those with brain damage/high amounts of newfaggotry: This is pasta, no need to make a serious reply.

>>31250160
Her name is German though.

Why do we have to argue about what is canon?

I think Lillie with either Sun or Chicken-chan is equally cute.

Enjoy the one you prefer. No need to argue!

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>>31263774
>I think Lillie with Sun is equally cute
Fuck you and what you think. Pure love is always cuter.

>>31263819
That's mean. Whether you're a yurifag or a straightfag falseflagger, why can't we all get along on this wonderful image-based board known as /vp/?

>>31250160
Fact:

Her name is pronounced "Lily-ay"

>>31254594
>current year
>not sexually attracted to all genitalia regardless of people

>>31265065
Kill yourself. It pronounced "Lillie"

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>>31250160
FACT: Dialogue changes for male/female mcs.

Nice try, bud. It's pretty obvious you just want something to confirm your already BTFO pairing of characters.

>>31251193
>>31251205
>>31255744
>that one insane dude who thinks Lillie x Sun is somehow more canon than Lillie x Moon
Why do you do this every single thread?

>>31251277 >>31251989
>>31253861 >>31254008
>says "someone post it"
>posts it himself
No one got banned. And you need to be in a medical ward. Don't you feel pathetic as fuck for acting like this.
After making a fool of yourself so utterly badly you went full blown brain dead mode and just start spamming and shitposting with constant non-answers because you think you getting the last word means you win or something.

>>31251277
>>31251989
>>31253861
It's funny how upset you are about getting called out on being a canrous shitposter even on /vp/ because you thought it was your safe space where you could shitpost as much as you want.

It's funny, because you still don't get how it has nothing to do with it being yuri and everything to do with how you act badly.

>>31265913
>>31265941
Ayy, it worked.

>>31267646
>being this attached to your shitposting thread and bumping it from page 10
Don't you feel pathetic?

And no, nothing worked. You're just shitpositng.

>>31267703
It still worked desu

>>31267755
What worked? You shitposted and got someone to tell you you're shitposting?

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>>31265046
this is the kind of attitude everyone should have, you are alright anon.

>>31265046
>why can't we all get along on this wonderful image-based board known as /vp/?
Because this place is fucking shit

>>31250160
>"purest" love
>2 girls cannot procreate
>lesbian love is pure lust

>>31269482
Why have you bumped this thread from page 10 twice in a row?