Which Pokémon do you consider ethical and acceptable to eat?

None of them because they don't exist.

All of the regional fish, and slowpoke tail. Other than that I guess I'd be a vegetarian.

>>31248498
Vanillite line.
Literally ice cream.

>not eating Golems

Fucking casuals

Tauros / Miltank steak. But only from lvl. 20+ bovines, because veal is cruel.

Tauros
Bouffalant
Combusken
Deerling
Sawsbuck
Mareep
Flaafy
Swinub
Mamoswine
Stantler
Unfezant

probably a lot more

>>31248554
>not eating Steelix
Fucking casual

Regice
Vanillite
Vanillish
Vanilluxe
Cryogonal

Corsola.

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>>31248600
TOXAPEX GET OUT REEEEEEEE

torchic and combusken
Oddish, Farfetch'd, Steenee

Cherubi
Froakies if you're from Kalos
Tropius chin bananas

>>31248498
Slowpoke Tails

>>31248498
Bovine pokemon
Basic fish pokemon
Unfezent
Grumpig

I wonder how Unown tastes?

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Most Grass types. Plants do not have pain receptors; therefore, biting into Tsareena's juicy thighs and drinking her fluids out would not be painful for her. Perfectly ethical.

>>31248498
just like real life, anything that isn't a mammal
>inb4 pokemon hatch from eggs
you know what I mean

>>31251109
I'd rather drink her fruit punch without harming her.

>>31251152
...so you don't eat beef or pork?

>>31251177
I hate lamb, I'm not a big fan of beef/hare and I rarely eat pork

I eat a lot of chicken and fish though

>>31251156
She's a fruit. Her only purpose in life is to feed other animals and spread her seed. Don't get so guilt-tripped.

pokemon are not for food. pokemon are for sexual.

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>>31248498
Leafeon
Or as I like to call it salad doggo

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>>31252007
...What dressing is that?

>>31252023
Looks like Eyetalian to me

>>31248498
You can eat slowpoke tail or Corsonal branches because they grow back. Anything else is unethical and unacceptable since pokemon are sentient. In the anime at least. I never thought about the awareness level of pokemon in the games.

>>31251281
Spread her seed, huh? I think that's what the other anon was helping her with.

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>>31248575
>flaafy

>>31252095
Didn't they eat Magikarps in the anime, though?

>>31252023
cummies. daddy's cummies

>>31252136
>what is mutton

>>31252136
no way, man
flaaffy is shockingly delicious

>>31252139
They thought about it and showed cooked magikarp in the original anime, but never actually ate any

a real Pokemon Mon fan would eat any and every pokemon

>>31248582
>not eating dialgas or cosmoems

>>31251921
How bout sexual food?

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>>31248498
>>31252007
>>>/c/orea

Wishiwashi

>>31248540
Nah bro, they're just icicles with snow on them

>>31251229
No wonder you browse /vp/: you must hate yourself.

>>31252730
CARLOS!

>>31248498
Does Eevee meat change based on what you cook it with?