How?

>>31243925
Dad Bod is popular

It's simple, men are allowed to be fat and ugly, women don't.

>>31243925
well... you don't inherit fat

>>31243925
birch isnt fat
hes a stocky fellow but hes not fat

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>>31243925

R A P E

dunno about birch but mohn was thin once
he's only fat because his entire diet is currently beans

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>>31243993
what anon said
he's slightly well-built

>>31243925
ORAS Brendan is Birch's canon son, he's slightly brown and has the same hair as him.

May is pasty white which implies she came from Johto.

>>31243925
I thought Mohn implied he got fat due to eating a fuckton of Pokebeans and getting addicted to Rainbow beans

>>31243949
TamashiiHiroka get off please.

>>31243925
Gladion looks pretty similar to Mohn, though.

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>>31243925
professors make perfect daughters
whatddya know

>>31244027
Norman isn't pasty white though. Also that makes no sense, you'd get tanned regardless because the sun still shines over Johto.

>>31243925
Simple
It's the moms

>>31243949
Is this a joke? The body positivity movement shoves fat women down people's throats but doesn't do anything for fat men

Maybe their wives cheated on them

>>31244466
Gladion has Mohn's hair though

>>31244466
>implying Lusamine is a slut and not a true perfect loyal wife

>>31244132
Norman has lived in Hoenn for a while though, seeing as he managed to become the Gym Leader of the region

May and her mom literally just move to Hoenn when you start the game

>>31244027
>he's slightly brown
That only applies to his main artwork, all the other art is as the same color as May.

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>>31244466
Of course they did
imagine being mistaken for a pokemon by your own husband?

>>31244505
She went mad because of him, of curse she was a lovely wife

>>31244566
But no one other than Brawly and Team Aqua are tanned in Hoenn, though. Doesn't make much sense for Norman to get tanned. I imagine the Sun isn't as strong in Hoenn compared to Alola.

Birch's s wife cheats on him all the time
Birch is still a neckbeard virgin

>>31243993
Birch is cute.

>>31244030
This. Is /vp/ so retarded that it didn't figure that out?

>>31244027
Are you fucking serious

>>31246070
It's not even a "figure that out", he says as much in his intro speech. Most of /vp/ either mashes A through dialogue because they were sick of cutscenes in a JRPG, or they just plain forgot because they've stuffed their brains with useless info like the specific stat blocks for each nature or the entire type matchup chart and inverse type chart.

>>31243925
to give neets a glimmering hope that someday they too will produce spawn. They are fantasy games after all.

>>31243925
there is 0 proof that pelago mohn is professor mohn.

>>31244119
>Juniper daughter never

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>>31246277
Juniper isn't even married though
But that's how her dad look like so yeah it makes sense

>>31246281
>Juniper is the daughter
Oh I'M retarded

>>31246260
There is enough circumstantial evidence that proof is not necessary

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>>31246094
all he's saying is, that may is the canon MC
and brendan the canon rival you idiot

>>31246281
Oh god this guy is ugly
at least the other two somehow resemble their daughters in someway but there's nothing between him and his daughter alike

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>>31244119
>>31246281
gimme their daughter game freak

>>31244461
it's a preventive measure not to remind fat women they're fat