ITT: /vp/ gets kicked into the pokemon universe

>>31243283
should've waited until the burgers are awake, i guess

Why would you make your Pokemon fight each other? That sounds really mean.
I'm just going to catch and raise a Gardevoir, Lopunny, Gothitelle, Braxien, Tsareena, and Salazzle then fuck off to No-Where, USA

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guys i just picked up this fruit

what shall i do with it

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>>31244892
but they'd get bored real fast and start sparring with eachother anyway.

i mean, i live inna woods and cant have my absol just beat up the fauna for fun, so i do some personal training with it if there arent some dumb kids walking by

>>31244899
i'm getting hungry

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>>31244899
Worship it.

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dark types are indeed a somewhat troublesome pack.
ideas on how to "tame" them? or should i let them be as long as they dont break anything (except maybe my skin when playing and cuddling)?

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>>31245661
not being a bitch would be a good start

>>31245697
got that done by now.
problem solved itself by me giving even less fucks than my mon, and we work fabulously together now

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There's this girl that I keep running into, no matter where I go, it's starting to get a little unnerving. I buy some milk from her every so often at the farmer's market, but I'm starting to see her everywhere. She's nice but she's starting to be a little too interested in me. I saw her wandering around my neighborhood too, knocking on doors as if she was looking for something or someone.

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>>31243283
>never gave a shit about smogon meta
>just raise my pokemon the best they can
>find out when unrestrained by game mechanics my pokeymans find interesting ways to overcome type weaknesses

Do we get to keep our bro mons (not the entire bloody living dex)?

If so:
>Sunbathing and cuddles with childhood buddy Espeon, stops my daft ass from walking into traffic and hailstorms.
>Provide Uber with Magnezone. Slight issue with magnetism and cell phones. Pet magnets nonetheless.
>Odd jobs with Pyukumuku, like offering sunburn services in places that aren't Alola, conning Pyukumuku chuckers, help catching minor Water-type Pokemon (Pyukumuku grabs prey).
>Wingull can fly. rip
>Serperior for "fuck you I do what I want" glare and impressive snake-taming stunts. tiny hands
>Bibarel for maximum maneuverability, maximum fluff.

eh, I think we'd do alright.

Best six-pokemon team for traveling / surviving?

>>31250034
5 Tropius and a Bibarel

More seriously,
Tropius - Emergency food from necknanas, 4 HMs
Bibarel -Can make emergency shelter + other HMs
Gardevoir/Alakazam/Elegyem - Strong psychic type for maneuverability where Tropius can't fit, and emergency teleport

that leaves 3 mons for MOTTO MOTTO TSUYOKU

>become best bros with hordes of trubbish
>become king of hobos

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>>31250611

BURASSTOOOO

>>31245661
they need you to playfully dominate them, dark types have a bunch of rituals to get to know eachother, since in the wild they have a hard time trusting other dark types