Meanwhile, in the future of /vp/

GOODRA IS MA.LE ONLY

That's the present.

OH GOD WHY DID WE MAKE POKEMON REAL

WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

>>31237151
People who wanted to fuck them, who else?

>>31237117
24 HOURS UNTIL LEAKFAGS BTFO

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>>31237117
I can't believe I have to go to Cobalt City, enter the Connect Emporium, connect to Festival Plaza, run all the way to the Trade Castle, find the randomly hidden invisible door on the 36th floor, sleep on the Secret Bed, wait 15 minutes for Game Sync to verify, and enter my three friend codes just to access the GTS

where did it all go so wrong

Diaper beam lol

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>>31237207
GAMEFREAK ANNOUNCE THE NEW STARTERS! ARE YOU HYPE!?!?!!!?

>Celesteela falls to UU
Fuckin powercreep

>>31237117
I've learned to accept that HGSS, Platinum 2 and BW2 will never be surpassed

After 40 years in development finally Pokemon Sage is out ;_;7

>>31237964
Right?!

Who thought Chocolate was a good idea for a type.
Oreon is literally a glorified ad.

>>31238004
I like my Kit-Cat though

Cyber Mecha Light God Chardogon is exactly what Charizard should've been from the beginning.

So, uh... I'm confused. How am I supposed to get my Chuggametro to evolve into Geometrain? I tried every single angle I could with and without the VR Headset but I still can't get it to evolve.

How could they have not given my bro a mega form yet? Every other gen 3 pokemon was given one except for Flygon.

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>>31237117
>They finally gave Garchomp Dragon Dance

2034
STILL THE BEST

>>31238270
NEVER
E
V
E
R

Just play Mega-Shedinja like everyone else.

Sound type was a dumb idea

>>31238349
>complaining about Sound type
>when Plastic type exists

What were they thinking?!

THEY NERFED MEGA LEDIAN 4 STAR WHAT THE FUG

guys i just updated my switch to version 22.1 can i still hack

>tfw game freak finally put in a third gender

what is even the point of eeveelutions anymore with Mega-Eevee running about. fucking Game Freak.

>>31238363
At least it finally balanced out those damn poison types. I swear to fuck why is poison jab 120 BP?

>>31237117
I'm sure Mega Flygon will be next generation!

>>31238529
Anon they haven't added megas since ORAS, and Orange/Purple don't even give you a mega ring. Let it go.

Dammit the new rival is a completely submissive slave with no personality who does nothing but cater to your every whim
I get that they do this now, but at least make it a shy hot chick or something so it's enjoyable

So, how's trading with all those Lucario you get in the story being the new currency?

>>31238468
Remember the old times when poison was pure shit?
we didn't had any of those "sound" or "data" types.

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New Pokémon are overdesigned
Gen XXXXXXIX was better, like that Pokémon that's literally just the color green

>>31238383
Sorry anon, but deltahax is only possible on version 18.1. You're shit out of luck.

>>31238693
You son of a bitch Sephiroth! I should'a known you were frogs!

>>31237222
fuck off oldfag

>>31238693
Kek

Anyone feel like the new bird Pokemon, Feathora, is pamdering to the waifufags?

>>31239026
>based on a harpy of all things
why are you asking the obvious?

>That one time in gen 20 when Masuda-bot made a gym leader that just a self insert.
How did he get away with this when Japan literally made laws against it in 2022?

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>>31239067
I don't know. It's just there's something...off.

>>31239116
When are they gonna make a sequel to the dating sim they made in gen 11 and add Feathora

>tfw they uploaded Tajiri's consciousnesses into the games
>tfw he's the champion, and the dialogue never ends

Okay, I know they wanted to make a tribute to him now that he passed away, but goddammit, he never stops his fucking dialogue about bug collections. He's the worst thing of the 17th gen.

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>>31239570
too far, anon

>>31238693
Nice bad Latin, plebian. It would be LXIX

>>31237537
3/3 waifubait
i'm hype

>>31239883
Just give up, fascist oppressive bigot
We eliminated your kind, who always try to "correct" us, decades ago
The police are on there way to arrest you, before exploding like the innocent Muslims they kill because police are oppressive shitlord and deserve to die, and so do you

>>31237117
>only single battles because the new handheld is too shitty to handle graphics
>just 25 new pokemon
>12 are legendaries
>only 8 routes
>genwun pandering once again
>they excluded half of the megas, z-moves and hyperhabilities
>can't turn off the exp share
fuck this Gen XII surely sucks

Alright guys, I'm officially fucking lost. I beat the twenty third island's second house's first room's fifth closet's commander's elder mega glitched Charmander after barely tanking out his three SD Z moves but I have no clue where to go next. Any tips?

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WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE ORIGIN-ARCEUS 1200 BST?!

AND I THOUGHT FUG WAS BAD

>>31238144
Did you level it up at the grand geode while holding the electirizer?

>>31240311
you were supposed to enter the portal that opened during the hidden frames in charmander's attack animations to get to the riddle sanctum.

fucking n00bz

>>31240421
still not as good as secret form delta orion quasar fug.
I hope it's not just an anime form

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>>31237117
>tfw you're almost 49 and still wasting your time on an image board dedicated to a game for children

India region when
Pokemon Poo and Loo when

>>31240637
This

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>>31237222
checked

>>31237537
Man it really hasn't been fair for us waterbros ever since they decided there were too many Water Pokemon and started giving us two grass starters each gen

>>31239960
Calm down

>>31240421
1200 isn't even the highest it can go.

If it had 255 in all stats it'd have the highest possible BST: 1350.

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>mfw it's generation 237 and GameFreak is STILL pandering to the Genwunner Audience who died long, long ago
>mfw Charizard gets yet another fucking Primal Mega Fusion Ash Regional Form despite not actually being obtainable in any way

>>31240985
>Genwunners
>ever dying off
If only that was true.

Can't believe we're getting HFRJLG remakes already

I hope they let my Golbat and Pinsir evolve before E4 this time

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M-maybe next generation...