If vp is so smart, why doesn't carbink evolve into diancie?

Why can't a random hooker become the queen of england?

why doesn't slowbro evolve to slowking?

>>31236440
I want to fuck that rock.

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>>31236440
I want Dianicie to shove her diamonds up my ass

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>>31236440
If /vp is so smart, how come nobody realized that Nintendo think they slick?
HE DABBIN

>>31236440
That is racist

If vp is so smart, why doesn't Silvally evolve into Arceus?

>>31236440
>A sudden transformation of Carbink, its pink, glimmering body is said to be the loveliest sight in the whole world.
They should make a one-per-game event where you bring one of your carbinks to a certain cave-location and it turns into diancie.

>>31236484
>There is an enduring legend that states Nintendo think they slick, but he dabbing.

>>31236540
This. We have evolving legendaries now.

Too bad GF will never retcon anything.

>>31236440
i want her to impale my ballsack with her hair

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If /vp/ is so smart, why isn't Venusaur from Venus?

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>>31236562
>Friendship and bonds shit with megas in gen 6
>Gen 7 dex entries for mega evolutions
Yeah man, keep thinking that

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>>31236440
>If vp is so smart
wrong

>>31236629
this

>>31236540
This.
I want a nicknameable, Trainer-ID'd Diancie with a nature and IVs set by me.

>>31236440
mutation=/=evolution

>>31236440
If vp is so smart, why doesn't Luvdisc evolve into Alomomola

>>31236578
>now
>what is manaphy

>>31238172
So much this. Don't even like either one but still pissed about it

>>31240385
Manaphy breeds into Phione but Phione doesn't evolve into Manaphy.

If /vp/ is so smart, why did Lusamine have children with a fat loser?

If /vp/ is so smart, how come Hitmontop doesn't evolve into Hitmonlee?

>>31236440
/vp/ is probably one of the dumbest boards, next to /b/, /v/, and /a/. Just look at all the Hunger Game fags who keep trying to force their shit here instead of /trash/.

>>31240810
really makes me think, doesn't it?

What the fuck is vp?