ITT: Story Time

>>31229801
>>31229818
This is not what I meant.

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>>31229831

>>31229881
I didn't want to kill myself I just wanted to laugh at other people's experiences.

It's made worse by the fact that I'm named Ethan.

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There's probably better ways I could have done this, but a Slowbro with Yawn being the only 'mon in my party able to put him to sleep for capture proved a problem.

I should prepare more for the next UB.

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>>31229942
Then you can feel free to laugh at my stupidity at the following.

>Playing Red
>Nuzlocke, no items in battle
>Went to Safari Zone in Fuschia City
>Having just shit luck on catching anything
>Running out of time
>A wild RHYHORN appeard!
>Fuck, meant to use rock, not ball!
>...caught em in one turn
>Spent 4 hours grinding
>KRUSHA evolved into RHYDON!
>Swept through the Fuschia gym with earthquake
>Was cocky, kept KRUSHA at first on line up
>It all ends at one guy with Alakazam
>"ALAKAZAM used PSYBEAM"
>"KRUSHA is confused!"
>"It hurt itself in its confusion"
>"KRUSHA is confused!"
>"It hurt itself in its confusion"
>"KRUSHA fainted"

Worst offense here, I was a retard thinking Special defense and Defense were on the same stats.

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>>31229831