S/M hate thread

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>>31205307
Please don't poke fun at our Prime Minister, it's hip to fuck dogs.

The tutorials about 2 hours long. Why do you fuckers complain about this shit so much and dont even try ro play for that length of time? Do you have rhe fucking attention span of a god damn puppy or some shit? Just play and wait jesus

>>31205307
Woah, Game Freak themselves bought SM for you??

>>31205307
>a children's game is for children
Wow! What a surprise!

At last, I truly see. Thank you, OP.

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>>31205344
It's so motherfucking boring. Two fucking hours?! TWO!!! HOURS?! I don't need a two fucking hour tutorial to get started in pokefuckingmon. Just let me start the fucking game!

>>31205333
good trep

>>31205399
I beat E4 a week ago and I'm soon 100hrs in, the tutorial is a bit drawn out, but it gets better.

>1.5 months in
>still haven't left melemele
Who /comfy/ here?

>>31205476
You weren't funny then and you aren't funny now.

>>31205504
Atleast I'm /comfy/

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>>31205504
I laughed

It's almost like it's made for children or something

>>31205344
>>31205394
>>31205585
>b-but muh pokemanz is a children's game :(

Kill yourselves.

[An overly generic post listing why exactly SM is a bad game, laced with opinions and not-so-subtle insults to the people who enjoy this kind of game]

[Another paragraph of the same post which pirates the first one, and is just there to make the one posting looks smarter]

[A tl;dr]

>>31205307
Clearly not, since you couldn't get past the fucking tutorial before you started crying.

>>31205307
>this game really is for babies
Is this your first Pokemon game?

>>31205713
>>>31205307 (OP) (You)
>Clearly not, since you couldn't get past the fucking tutorial before you started crying

Is baby feeling insulted? Will I have to change your diaper, baby? Haha faggot.

>>31205701
it's like i'm on /v/

He should of been in the NDP cause his ideas belong to that party

>>31205307
What does that make you, poorly written troll?

>>31205952
an adult who has low tolerance for baby games

>>31205336
It's not hip to fuck dogs or pigs, it's hip to fuck bees.

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>>31206048

>>31205360
Underrated post.

>>31205307
The game picks up after you leave handhold island.

>>31205307
If you don't like the intro don't play the game. I enjoyed the characters and the setting at the beginning of the game. I love the rest of the game but the intro was very enjoyable for me. I loved my mom, my house, and my town. Rest of the game is dull in comparison.