pew
>>31204228
What the pew did pew just pewing say about me, you little pew? I’ll have pew know I graduated top of my class in the Nebby Seels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Ola, and I have 200 BST.
I am trained in Oranguru warfare and I’m the top Nebby in the entirety of Alola. Pew are nothing to me but just another bag. I will escape the pew out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nebbing words.
Pew think pew can get away with putting me in the bag? Think again, pew. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cosmog across Ultra Space and pewur ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Z-Splash, Wimpod. The Z-Splash that wipes out the pathetic little thing pew called pewur life. Pew're pewing fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint pew in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Teleport.
Not only am I extensively trained in nebulous combat, but I have access to an entire arsenal of two moves and I will use it to its full extent to wipe pewur miserable Ash-Greninja off the face of the continent, pew little Shiinotic. If only pew could have known what unholy retribution pewur little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon pew, maybe pew would have held your pewing tongue.
But pew couldn’t, pew didn’t, and now pew’re paying the price, pew Arceusdamn idiot. I will Muk fury all over pew and pew will drown in it.
Pew’re pewing dead, Skiddo
>>31204308
>>31204308
>Al-Ola
>an entire arsenal of two moves
>>31204308
>>31204308
Nice reddit copypasta you fucking faggot. You really think no one would know that you crossbrowse reddit? Heh, think again, bucko.
>>31204228
Hi Kimchee
Shut the fuck up and get in the bag
>>31204308
>I have access to an entire arsenal of two moves
>>31204308
The navy seals copypasta is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
>>31206526
Same with Nebby.
>>31204355
>>31204436
Samefag
>>31204228
I need a fetish femdom pic of Lillie using her foot to keep Nebby in the bag
>>31204228
>>31207278
borb.
>>31204228
>>31204308
>entire arsenal of two moves
JUST
is cosmog/nebby the best pokemon from gen 7? im starting to think so
>>31207404
It's certainly the most adorable one.
>>31204989
You do realize this edit originated on /vp/?
>>31204308
>Pew're pewing fainted, kid.
holy fug.
>>31207404
If only it had some useful moves..
>>31207362
SAUCE
Nebby, get in the fucking bag!