This is your best friend Hau. Hau likes malasadas. Say something

DUDE MALASADAS LMAO XDDDDDDDD

>>31190199
u have a very friendly smile, thanks hau

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>>31190209

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>>31190224
the purest smile of all

>>31190199
why did you pick the shitty starter hau.

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>>31190199
Hau, I love that you love malasadas!
I love that your borderline obsession over them mostly kept you out of my face!

>>31190199
You showed me the power of Masaladas when you and your Raichu filled my ass with them

>>31190199
I like how you unintentionally show off how awful the starters are when your Ace/strongest Pokémon is an Alolan Raichu

Do me a favor and FUCK OFF.

>>31190199
Thanks for the Max Revives, buddy. I love you. I'm sorry Lillie is gone.

>>31190199
You're cute.

>>31190199
Thanks for the free shit and ass whooping with that Raichu. Humbling stuff.

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hi hau, thanks for being such a nice friend. i wish you got more character development

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Sequel Hau when?

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>>31191365
You're cute, Hau! pls impregnate me

To be honest, I'm kinda jealous of Hau for being able to be happy in nearly any situation. If I could be that happy all the time, I'd stop having to visit this site just to shitpost.

you are a cuck
you got cucked by a lesbian for a lesbian
kill yourself malasada faggot

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>>31191701

Hate when he jumps like autist all game.

I quite like Hau because when shit got crazy he's one of the few characters who just started asking why everything's so crazy and wasn't jazzed about battling people.

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Hau do you do?

He felt less like an asshole rival and more like a friend, him putting his hands behind his head makes me smile every time

>>31191717
Just noticed he shares this animation with Acerola, and both with fucking random little kids. Both confirmed trash-tier autists

>>31190251
It's a chespin

>>31192362
God damn it carlos

>>31190199
You're a cool guy.

>>31192397
There's a trainer that jumps like that in Hau'oli. They just use that animation for pretty much anyone.

>>31190199
You were kinda pointless

Thanks for being a good rival using the little bit of character development gf gave to unused potential

Plus your battle animation when you first throw the pokeball is really cute and I really like it.

>>31193612
he deserved more

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>>31190199
I want to refresh Hau!

>>31190199
You'll smash Lillie one day

For someone who eats malasadas like a pig, you sure are an average weight...

*gives you max revive*

Anyone else secretly gay for Hau?

Hoenstly he's my fucking Pokemon husbando. I don't understand why people hate him so much.

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>>31194704
fuck no, I'm not a pokefaggot like you pal

yes, he's just so sweet and funloving

Those max revives were nice especially since you wanted to fight me when I had 3 pokemon who were only in my team for pokedex filling stone evos and you still couldn't beat me. Seriiusly you couldnt beat a deino, a toxican, and a gothitelle. What the fuck. The others where a ninetails, honchkrow, and an arcanine. All three under 50

Worst rival since Barry

>>31190199
I envy your optimism.

And malasadas do taste pretty good.

>>31194704
I want to cream in his malasadas

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>>31190199

>>31194704
Because he's really fucking uninteresting and feels like he's crafted to be non-offensive and harmless, also showing up and tagging along at parts where he feels kind of out of place.

I guess he kind of has a sort of genki thing going, but not much else, what's he really got going beyond malasadas?
Thanks for the Max Revives I guess.

>>31195433
You also described Lillie, but replace "genki", "malasadas", and "max revives" with "cute girl", "nebby", and "repels".

>>31195512
I guess? But I didn't say Lillie was that interesting of a character either

Hi Hau, I like your hairstyle.