ITT: Pokemon You Absolutely Despise

>hating metagrass

>Fire-type moves

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It's garbage

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>shit stats
>shit type
>ugly as sin
>terrible in competitive despite having the most broken setup move in the game

The only good thing about barbaracle is the kaiju theme is a cool design. But it's ruined because Game Freak will never do it again, because they wasted it on this ugly shitmon.

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>>31189524
I'm an unovabortion but I despise this thing

There's certain Pokemon that just require no brains whatsoever to use.

>Lando-T
>Mega Metagross
>MegaMence
>Garchomp
>Celesteela

>Magby used Fire Spin!

>>31189577
>Mega Metagross
I'm guilty of using this because it's the best Lele counter, which should be added to your list.

Landrous,speed boost blaziken, and toxic orb gliscor are cancer

>>31189577
>>31189596

Don't forget Heatran.

>>31189524
carry a Magnet-Pull Magnezone @ Leftovers with:
- Substitute
- Charge Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Flash Cannon

Common Utility Ferrothorn can do nothing to you:
>0 Atk Ferrothorn Gyro Ball (97 BP) vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Magnezone: 22-26 (6.4 - 7.5%) -- possibly the worst move ever

You can OHKO after a few boosts, and if you're feeling particularly nasty, you can boost to +6 and sweep afterwards.
>+2 252+ SpA Magnezone Hidden Power Fire vs. 252 HP / 168 SpD Ferrothorn: 440-520 (125 - 147.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>31189596
Autism speaks:

It's technically not a counter just the best check out there due to Shadowball

Odds are they'll switch out when you come in due to Leles typically being choice item users

Mega-Gross is fun though

I play Monotype almost exclusively(I'm retarded I know). Right now Steel types are just tearing everyone's asshole because they have Celesteela now and M-Gross was unbanned. Absolutely disgusting.

>>31189577
Mega-Metagross has poor STAB though, Pre-Bank it is mostly garbage due to not carrying Ice-Punch or any other good coverage moves.

I say this as Mega-Metagross is my favorite pokemon.

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[x] all of the above

EVIOLITE
CHANSEY

>>31189649
Dont worry man I'm a mono-bro as well.

It makes me feel... good for some reason..

>>31189558
Underrated

>>31189641
I run Pursuit on mine
Haha fuck you Lele CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME SLUT

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The only Pokemon I truly, absolutely hate.
>absolutely terrible stats
>can only learn one move
>it's the one move that almost every single Pokemon can learn
>the physical/special split makes its physical attack stat forever useless
>there's 28 of them to waste your time and pad out the cards
Who thought this was a good idea

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>Oh yeah, THAT pokemon exists.

>>31189524
>>31189666
haha epic black surprise box text xD

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God I fucking hate this thing
>shit stats
>part ice (lent least favorite type)
>ugly as sin
>created a ton of crontroversy
>doesn't even look like a pokemon
GF please retcon this yokai-watch lookin ass out of existance

>>31189747
Now its overrated

I HATE BATTLING AGAINST: chansey
I HATE THE DESIGN OF: gothita
I HATE THE WASTED POTENTIAL OF: claydol, why can you not be better

>>31189562
>But it's ruined because Game Freak will never do it again, because they wasted it on this ugly shitmon.
Holy fuck are you retarded, Game Freak has been making Kaiju pokemon since the first fucking generation. Why the fuck do you think Nidoking learns Surf?

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had a (free) battle on battle spot tonight where the dude just stalled with galalie until he had max evasion and hit rate (due to his ability). he ran:
@leftovers
protect
substitute
sheer cold
another damaging move

pretty sure accuracy bonuses don't affect it, but the max evasion is so obnoxious. i got so close to knocking off his lefties/ even doing damage past the sub threshold, but once the evasion started climbing, it was all over

>>31189987
I will always hate this thing for effectively ending my Black Nuzlocke on route 10 by taking down the core of my team leading to the loss of several other mons due to not having the coverage

I LOST MY FIRE/FIGHTING STARTER TO THIS SNOWFLAKE THROUGH CRIT HYPER BEAM

I fucking hate Mega Sableye. It's mainly because I play my bro 6v6 once a week and it's always fucking there.

>>31190789
Truly the worst pokemon to ever exist.

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>>31189577
Add Mimikyu to this list. I love Mimkyu (managed to get lucky and breed a 6IV Jolly Shiny on cart) but it has to be one of the most brainless Pokemon to use ever.

>Switch in late game to sweep
>Click Swords Dance
>Tank hit because Disguise is a retarded ability
>Proceed to slap shit with Sneak, Claw and Play Rough

Optional: Attach Lum Berry in case a nigga tries to get sneaky and status you

>>31190883
Who the fuck thought this looked good?

>>31191058
My Mimikyu sucks dick

Sneak = Shadow Sneak?

>>31191058
yeah basically. but that is why it is so fun. I also like choice scarf volt switch xurkitree, it makes for a good volt turn core with lando t

>>31191213
Yes

>>31191226
Is his speed to low to sweep with?

>>31191240
It only has a base speed of 96, and at max speed (+ nature and all, I ran Jolly on my set) still only reaches 320. That's why really, Disguise is such an important ability since there are situations where you NEED to tank a hit and run priority to maximize damage since Mimkyu would get facefucked by Garchomp dick otherwise

>>31191058
Whenever people switch it in on my Hydreigon expecting a switch, I just taunt it. It becomes maimed.

>>31189577
>>31189612
add gliscor as well

>>31190002
if i could upvote you i would bro

In competitive: genies, ferrothorn, celesteela

Design wise: goodra, brionne, any "smug" waifumon (tsareena, salazzle)
>>31191058
I would agree but the way different items are used make it more interesting honestly. While everyone runs the same set the items changes it up pretty heavily.

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NOBODY POSTED IT YET

SHAME ON YOU ALL

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>>31191428

>>31189524
Every Tapu and UB (except for Xurkitree)
Fuck you gamefreak for adding even more Tyranitar checks and counters, especially the roach

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>>31191428
>Dissing based eel bro

>>31189987
>Can learn Attract
>Is genderless so it does fuckall.
What did GF mean by this?

>Post Pokemon you hate battling against
- Clefable: It's Magic Guard version is the easiest wincon in the game to set up.

- Mega-Metagross: Second easiest currently.

- Garchomp: He needs to get sent to the fucking abyss that is Anything Goes tier. FUCK that thing especially the scarfed version. You ALWAYS need a hard counter or at least 2 checks for it. It's like stealth rock: the pokemon.

- Magnezone: Depending on your team it's either the least threatening opposing 'mon OR it can 1v1 at least half your team.
Usually tends to be the exception to the "neutral" coverage in most pokemon movesets..


>Post Pokemon you hate because of its design
The genie trio, The musketeers, Salamence and it's mega, Infernape, and every "pixie" pokemon after Jirachi.

>Post Pokemon you hate because its garbage
I lothe GF when it's garbage not the pokemon itself.

>>31191198
It's design is bad enough, but it's really the palette that pisses me off.
So uninspired.

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I fucking hate the Wingull line.

>in every region since it was introduced
>literally EVERYWHERE in two regions
>two games in a row with this fucking thing everywhere
>absolutely hideous evo looks like a flying toilet
>gen 3 variant spams protect
>gen 7 variant spams supersonic and outspeeds everything early game so you cant run
>shitty cry that sounds like it's in pain
>some dumbass decided to give it Drizzle so now suddenly it's everywhere
>it's on 19 some locations in Alola with 20%-50% encounter rates while some pokemon native to Alola get 5% in one patch of grass

I'm convinced someone higher up on the dev team has this abomination as their favorite pokemon

>Lucario
I dont think I need to explain this one

>Bewear
>muh teddy bear mascot
I dont care. It still looks ugly as sin. I cant take it seriously

>UBs
They're great aesthetically and conceptwise but who thought it was okay to introduce SEVEN 570 BST minmaxed to UB dimension and back with the ability to boost their high enough stats?

>Talonflame
Deserved all the nerf it got. Good fucking riddance

>>31189564
you're missing out and i almost hate you

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It went from one of my favourite designs of gen 7 to one of the few pokemon I absolutely despise.
It's also completely unusable.

>Pelliper
>Every time, Protect, stockpile, swallow
>Now it has drizzle and twister
>Mfw when having to fight one outside of battle tree to grind and it always cuts my vikavolt down to half hp with twister
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>31189524
Are you kidding? I love fighting Ferrothorns. They're just setup enablers and then later you come in and rapid spin their 8 turns laying down hazards. It's great.

Every single Pokemon that auto-sets weather or terrain.

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Do I really have to explain? Xurkitree is the worst, these things are so shit, I completely didnt get it people started loving it because of meta

>>31189649
Oh fuck, I've been out of monos for a long type. I always played mono steel. I guess I'll have to check it out

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I'll start

>>31194468
But Nihilego is so cute.

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I don't care for these two chucklefucks. They made my run in Y very tedious, plus I think they look dumb as hell. Like Pokemon wiggers.

>>31189524
>Gengar
Stupid round shadow that is praised as th best ghost type despite just being a purple blob with limbs and a shit eating grin. Can't stand the edginess that surrounds it such as the dead clefable theory.

>lucario
Hated it ever since I saw it, have refused to use one or capture one until XY where I immediately boxed it for the dex pls no bannerino mods looks stupid and is pretty much a human with shorts and a dog head.

>hawlucha
Same as above regarding the human with animal head. Looks so stupid.

>>31194611
I feel you with Hawlucha. I don't know why all of /vp/ creams their pants over that thing.

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>>31191198
Me. I love chesnaught. Get some taste and stop sucking frog dick.

>>31194611
Absolutely agree with Gengar. Even after the nerfs it's still a fucking pain to fight.
>>31191428
>That gen 5 meta
Fucking hated it
>>31189524
If I could remove one pokemon entirely from the game it'd be Ferrothorn. Absolutely hate fighting one even if Im carrying the correct Hidden Power.
>Pokemon I hate
Charizard both plain and X along with Blaziken. What ugly starters that nostalgia fags love to splooge over. The favoritism they get from GF doesnt help either.

Multiscale Dragonite.

Everyone hates Barney for like a decade and then it gets Multiscale and every shitter does DDance x1 into spamming Extremespeed.

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>>31189524
Hi Dylan

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>Has had his dick sucked ever since he was introduced
>Gets raped by sneaky pebbles
>Got 2 Megas for some fucking reason
>Way better fire options out there (Basediken)
Fuck everything about this not-even-a-dragon piece of shit.

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>for some reason this evolves FROM Lickitung
>if it was the other way around I wouldn't hate it the most since it looks fucking stupid

>>31194810
Wtf i hate dylan now

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THIS. I will destroy any & all who enjoy this filthy monster, IT is nothing, but pure sin.

>>31194399
eh i don't mind derp crab. i more hate how his claws open in close. it looks weird.

>>31191198

I liked it the most visually out of all Gen VI starters. The others were far from bad, though.

>>31190883
This

Horrible pokemon.

>>31194656
>Implying Greninjafags care about your shitmon

They mess with Zardbros and Lucariofags. Your shitmon is too irrelevant and ugly.

>Gliscor
>Salazzle
>Trubbish

>>31196442
>irrelevant
Sure
>Ugly
Yeah because Greninja is a good design amirite?

>>31196015
Why do you think it's so bad?

>>31194552
To be fair, Bug/Grass is one of the worst type combos to have. It stats and movepool on the other hand are actually decent.

>>31196510
I don't know, i'm indifferent towards Greninja

That doesn't stop Chesnaught from being an abomination.

>>31190883
>>31191198
>>31196385
>>31192216
Kys faggot

Chesnaught is a total bro.

>>31189524
dude hp fire lmao

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>Pyukumuku was my favorite Pokémon before the release.
>God Tier Cry.
>I really liked the concept of his internal organs acting as a hand.
>Heard people talking shit about his competitive use.
>Still wanted to train one.
>Learn that he can't learn any attack moves.
>Learn that only viable use for him is making him a toxic tank.

I really love Pyukumuku, but I hate what Gamefreak did to him, I was at least hoping for the pickle to have at least more supportive moves like Heal Pusle to make him a healer in doubles, but everything supportive he has is an Aromatherapy that heals him 25%.

Worse thing is that he won't ever get an evolution because eviolite.

I wish GF could give this little shit some Alternative forms with additional moves.

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probably the worst design in pokemon.
Also I am mad because it takes up a steel/fighting typing when there could be something infinitely cooler.

>>31194611
I agree with gengar. It's not even that special looking, there are way better Ghost designs

>>31198592
Good side is he's the second best toxic tank in the game

Second only to toxapex

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This is gen 7. They often go through a lot of research and effort to make some pokemon. How is this excusable?

>>31190852
t. a retard

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>>31200714
>despising Toucannon

>>31200778
>not despising a normal ass animal in pokemon

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>>31200894
oh I'm sorry

let me just bring up a video of a toco toucan heating its beak up to 212 degrees

>>31200714
>They often go through a lot of research and effort to make some pokemon.
Tell that to the genies

>>31190863
I had this happen me me once
i had kartana with smart strike though ;^)

>>31200918
>b-b-but it's beak changes color
ooo wow and seal has a fucking horn on it's head, still awful real life animalmon

>>31200960
That's why I said often. And at least the genies are just copy pasted of each other instead of something out of an encyclopedia.

>>31201070
excuse me, I mean seel

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>>31189524
I have my reasons.

>>31201118
But that's my favorite bug type :(

>>31191198
Me. It's a tanky paladin rodent. What is there not to love?

>>31197858
Chesnaught is barafag bait

>>31201133
It's a Normal type, and it's shit.

>>31201166
I was alluding to the pokemon anime having an episode where they unironically called it a bug type the entire episode.

>>31201185
I don't remember that happening, my bad.

>>31197034
reminder that chesnaught is the canon starter of calem

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>>31189524
I hate this fucking things design so much.

It's so fetishy that it hurts. I love dairy but this thing is too much.
>>31194582
this is one of my favorites but I get why people hate it
>Literal wigger pokemon
>team skull DOESN'T have this as part of their team
what the fuck?

>>31191347
Play rough says hello

>>31201198
desu I like him because he's so bad on almost all levels. That episode is part of why I like it. That the anime writers didn't even know what the fuck it was. The design is even pretty inconsistent, which is weird because they usually do a good job with weird stuff like him.

My favorite playthrough is using him to rollout throughout the entire game. Pretty fun.

The genies (all reasons)
Mega Charizard Y (cancer)
The Tapus in general (cancer)
I love the ultra beast designs but goddamn are they just fucking annoying
Smeargle

>>31194399
>It's also completely unusable.
I know "it's good in trick room" is a meme but it is actually good in trick room, it just annihilates teams unless they just Tapu Fini or something.

>>31201209
Yeah, and what does that imply else than a 2 sec cameo in a short?

Mr. Mime.
Not going to post a picture because I don't respect it enough to save a picture long enough to post it.
Who designed that stupid thing? It's ugly, it's anything but cute (despite trying desperately to be such), the proportions are freaky. I don't like it, I don't understand people who do.
Ash's mom is crazy for keeping one of those little psychopaths around, it needs to be burned alive. Sure, it's good for helping around the house, but you know what else is good for that? Machoke. Machamp. A Gardevoir or Gallade would probably be willing to help out. Heck, most humanoid pokemon would, and some would even be aesthetically pleasing.
But no. It just HAS to be one of those hideous little things.
You want to know a freaky thought?
Wild Mr. Mimes. They're out there, little pedophile beasts that are perfectly willing to rape your children, then entrap them in invisible boxes that it made. At least Hypno probably like eats it or something instead.
Bastards probably have a good idea on how to use human tools, too. You could be lost in a forest, and in the distance, see a camp fire. Are you saved? No. They're Mr. Mimes, and they're eating and raping children while keeping the spares in an invisible box, letting them watch and cry. They see you. You're surrounded. You're in a box. You're next.
Fucking Mr. Mimes.

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>gets rid of rolling rock motif for the railgun instead of trying to incorporate both
>has zero lore explanation whatsoever unlike literally every other alola form
>most importantly is a complete ripoff of my favorite pokemon and i'm insecure they reskinned golem to make a fanbase-friendly magnetic rock that people will love because it's golem

i will never not hate this thing for basically screwing over my bro's future

i don't care if the typing is unique

i don't care if golem whooped johto for you as a kid

it's fucking trash

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>>31202552

>>31189564
Fuck you, that thing is cute.

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>>31194552
Behead those who insult leafbro

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>>31202714
>not liking jihadmon

>>31197858
It's crudely drawn and even cruder in its color palette.

You can't be serious.

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I'm sorry that my Garchomp and Metagross are making people mad. I legitimately like them and use them on free singles. If it makes you feel any better the rest of my team is shit by smog's standards.
Meanwhile pic related should be banished to the 8th layer of hell for all eternity. Yes, I imply that Satan should put in the time and effort to make another layer of hell just for this thing. And the tapus. Let's throw in the 6th gen legendaries (except X y z mons) and the genie-dus mons for shits and giggles too.

Diglett/Dugtrio

>>31198592
Pyukumuku is good af. Just abuse slow Baton Pass for days for momentum.

I like the genies

Right now I despise Gastly because it mean looked and cursed my Snorlax in a Nuzlocke, who couldn't touch Gastly. Rest In Peace.

>>31204090
Cute but OMFG annoying! I mean, holy crap. It never dies unless you can kill it with sheer damage within 1-2 rounds.

>>31201118
I have a semi decent build with it but its more of a troll build that realistically isnt viable.
Max Health EVs and do a 50/50 spread of his defenses. Give it leftovers and spam ancient power and just hope you get a bunch of boosts.

>>31206738
Also give it roost

>>31192199
Ugh fucking this, I hate these things so much

>>31196525
Gen 5 double team spam, wild and gym trainers
JUST.