>hatches 821 torchic eggs w masuda method
>using female mother w/ speed boost and 6IVs
>dreaming of bright future with epic blood red blaziken, using it to fight all my bitch friends
>finally get shiny torchic
>>>>>it has blaze
When my gf cheated on me
>>31184583
serves you right normalfag
>>31184561
another time, shameless self bump
>breeding bagon to get that sweet green salamence
>get it after only 97 eggs
>fuck yes
>go ev training it, it levels up and learns new moves
>...
>forgot to give it dragon dance
>>31184583
Game Freak?!!
>>31184583
Plenty of fish in the sea
>breeding eevee
>okay better not fuck up this time
>get it perfect nature for sylveon (to fit fairy niche in my comp party)
>make sure it gets at least 5 IVs by breeding from 6IV eevee
>alright we got this shit.
>hatch shiny eevee, fugg yes
>evolve into sylveon
>forgot to give it fucking adaptability so it doesn't have pixilate and now it's just a normal blue faggot piece of shit
>eventually trade it for shiny event yveltal
>>31184561
>Go on gts
>Find someone trading a shiny I really want
>It's for a shitmon that I can easily get again
>Go to trade...
>This Pokemon has already been traded
>>31184561
>what is ability capsule?
>>31184752
Doesn't work for HAs, faggot
>>31184752
It's something that doesn't work for hidden abilities
>shiny froakie 12 eggs in
>torrent
>collecting Zygardes through GTS
>trying to get the 100% form
>Melting them down & adding them to the one with the best IVs
>taking a lot longer than it should
>at 50%
>after a while I finaly get another 5 zygardes
>suddeny can't add any more cells
>power construct
>mfw
>>31184903
at least you can still make a choice specs ash greninja
pokemon actually kept me from suicide
> want to kill myself so much
> "I have to finish pokemon moon first"
>>31185440
i hope you never finish the game.