ITT: Bizarro /vp/

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>he actually won

I think hell just froze over with sheer cold

Heh, I will never forget that day. Ashfags got btfo so hard they will still be feeling the butthurt 5 years later.

>The city of OP

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MIZU

When will GF nerf Ice types?

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>>31172875
Edgelord san simply just could not compete.

Ashninja was too gud.

>>31172876
What are you talking about?
He won, It's Alainfags who got BTFO'ed hard
Try and play alon, Okay?

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KALOS

LEAGUE

CHAMP

>>31172899
>alan actually used blast burn on a pokemon that's resistant to fire
>expected to win after the frog tanked multiple leaf storms

And I thought ash was dumb....

>>31172963
This.

The writers had to make Alan dumb enough just to let Ash win. An empty victory at best.

I usually play along with this, but this thread is just sad.

>>31172977
I have to hand it to them, though. At least they didn't ignore type advantage like they do most of the time. If Greninja died to Blast Burn, that would've just been pathetic.

>>31172963
>water
>resistant to fire
Get a load of this guy.

>>31173029
>Fire
>Not winning against Water
What sort of bizarre world do you live in?

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Hello everyone, my name is Zinnia and I've come to show you results of a superior world.

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>>31173029
>He hasn't played the games
Fire evaporates water ya dinguses

>>31172859
>I know it's a bit early
Oh fuck off you do know there are different time zones don't think it's early for everyone else too you enormous faggot

>>31173069
Oh hey, it's everyone's favorite girl!
Marry me, Zinnia!
I'm so glad you and Rayquaza get along in PokeSpé

>>31173069
Although I don't see any pixels, that's clearly photoshopped.

>people actually miss PSS

>>31173069
Oh hey Zinnia! I love your character; you're so well written into the world, you don't feel forced at all!

It's just a shame you're so ugly

Can't believe Ash and Gary are in Sun and Moon

>>31172905
Are you kidding? Ice is a fantastic defensive type, not denying it, but most of it's mons are still terrible because Gamefreak has some bizarre fetish for making all Ice types fragile speedsters despite it being a terrible offensive typing.

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, ALAN WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN.

CHARIZARDS BETTER THAN A DUMB FROG

These new pokemon are so much better than the old ones

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>Even in Bizarro /vp/ the loser of the Kalos League still gets fucked by a not very effective attack

>>31173248
Well, he would've if he hadn't used a move as shit as Blast Burn. Barely has any BP. Compared to Greninja, who had CUT and Water Shuriken, he stood no chance.
I'm also pissed they didn't use Charizard's Battle Bond form. Red-Charizard is broken as fuck.

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>>31173248
>mfw they gave away a Charizard w/ Battle Bond for playing the SuMo demo
It's like they're rubbing it into our faces

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>>31173284
>Chariizard gets two megas AND Battle Bond
I hope SM has less Kanto pandering overall though; fuck.

>>31173363
>Kanto pandering
What the fuck are you talking about? Charizard is a Gen VI mon.

>has less Kanto pandering overall
That I agree with. No one likes Kanto pandering.

Ash's redesign in the SM anime is pretty damn good.

I think the eyes suit him.

You're jinxing it

>>31172859
He's been winning for 20 years now. It's boring and predictable as hell. When is he going to lose? Fuck Narutoad.

>>31173363
>SM
Fuck off to le 4chan >:(

Shame they really dropped that Serena chick. I mean, she confessed but he outright rejected her in the airport...
Such a waste after league win...

>>31172859
>mfw the slowest fully evolved Pokemon in Alola has base Speed of 80
Is Alola where Sanik was born?

>>31173094
>that part where fug comes down to have sex with Zinnia and give her his lord-seed as a reward for her heroism
Does someone have the reaction image of that scene with the "Fug" pasted on that gets posted all the time? It will never not get me hard

>>31174343
He lost in the Blue Islands remember?

Olivia is my wife and we are happily married with kids!

>>31173248
HAIDROU CAHNOUN

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>>31174425
DELETE THIS

Honestly, how could they fuck up SM so badly? Literally the worst games yet

>>31174425
>using hydro cannon in a world with Rasen-Shuriken

>>31174446
Smart frogposter

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I fucking love Crabominable! It is Ice type (which is always a bonus as this is the best defensive and offensive type in the game), has an awesome design unlike shit like Decidueye which is a fucking eyesore to look at and it has a 520 BST with 110 Speed and 120 Attack. Can't wait to see it in VGC, I mean it is already in OU, so what can stop it? Also the fact that it has Mach Punch and Ice Shard makes it fucking broken.

>>31174454
This is the opposite of vp.. not the current way it is

Looks like Alola's gonna be an edgy season. I heard he travels alone, and leaves his Pikachu behind. It's way too serious. At least the Animation's good.

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>Facing Tapu Bulu
>He's at 10 HP
>He turn into Totem mode
>70/130/110/130/130

Man, I know that this ability is hard to activate (Only at 1/16 of it's HP or less) but that's broken

>>31172859
Fucking gary sue. I still want him to lose a league, that cheater bastard.

>>31172859
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>>31172921
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>>31172963
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>>31173282
It's funny to see how desperate these Ashime fags try to denai the truth. Let me put it in terms your simple brains can understand. Alain is 20x stronger than Ashtard, in fact he's probably stronger than Diantha. Ash had to use this stupid mary sue bullshit to cheat his way through the league while Alain trained a superior team. Sitting in a thread pretending it didn't happen is utterly pathetic and I'm laughing at all of you

>>31173101
P-pixels! Four...five...six of them!

>>31174479
>best offensive type in the game
What did he mean by this?

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Holy fuck, Null's Type Gladiator is pretty strong

>>31174758
>No fun allowed

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>>31173248
Well, no shit. That's why Ash has had a Charizard for 20 years and it's not going anywhere. It's literally the face of Pokemon.

No way some retard frog could compete. Alain needed an actual pokemon and team.

>>31174758
I think you have autism.
Also, you have to be older than 18 to post on 4chan.

>>31174758
>while Alain trained a superior team
>Implying everything other than Charizard and Metagross wasn't given to him, fully evolved and trained, by Lysandre

Also, whining about Greninja being a Sue doesn't make a sense when you praise Charizard The Megaslayer