itt: Pokemon that are literally you

Inb4 golduck

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Golduck

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>>31128811

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>>31128811

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Look at the fucks I give
Look at them

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me

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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we have the same hair and shyness

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;)

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I'm a huge cunt and if you want to get to know me you have to make me come out of my shell

>>31133221
>I'm a huge cunt
L O N D O N

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>>31133221

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>>31128811
I'm Bayleef, because my future does not look good.

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Nothing but a fairy tale.

>>31131664
>on all levels except physical, I am Darkrai

>dark voids
>but it can't use the move!

What pokemon is intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked scene of humor?

>>31133402
chimchar

>>31133402
alolan persian seems to be what you are describing. lol, sux for you.

>>31133415
you must be the guy from the stats guess thread. I appreciate you. Your high brow comedy has brightened my day. Its not often I meet another mind that can truly acknowledge real humor. keep doing your thing my man, spread the intelligence.