I wish Lusamine was my mommy

>>31120528
>"Ugh! Look at you! You're a slob!
>She wretches at the mere sight of you.
>"You're fat, and ugly! Why did I adopt such a sick slob of a subhuman!? why can't you be an Ultra Beast, you filthy creature!

>>31120677
Fits Guzzlord desu

>>31120677
Literally her ex-husband

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>>31120528
>You bring her a meal of hotpockets and cheetos
>"What is this?! Do I look like one of your pathetic, neckbeard friends you filth? Also, you smell awful! When was the last time you bathed?! You smell like Lillie and Gladion! complete garbage! I'm so disappointed in you! NO! Don't place that gingivitis riddled tongue no where near my heels! Dirty pig!"
>Samson Oak walks into the room with a towel draped over his neck, naked.
"Is the goblin bothering you dear? Should I take cae of him?"
>Lusamine smiles at him, and shakes her head.
>"No dear. It's fine, He's a pathetic, lowly fool. Not worth touching."
>Samson picks Lusamine up and carries her back to the bedroom. You meekly ask to watch this time at least.

>>31120528
>I wish Lusamine was my mommy
*were my mommy anon, learn your subjunctive.

>>31121036
No, it's was.

>>31120528
god dammit notquesty stop making these threads