These are your starters. Who do you choose?

>>31110403
Anyone who unironically picks triangle is an edgy teenager

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>>31110403
Green Square is the patrician's choice

>>31110403
Circle

Best starters since gen wun. Fuck the recent overdesigned garbage. GF is back

>>31110421
Triangle is my bro, fuck off.

>>31110403
>All overdesigned as hell
Boxed.

>>31110403
Triangles are closely related to rabbits. Zodiac theory confirmed!

>>31110403
The water starter seems really good too but I think I'll have to go with Fryangle. Grass starter is shit, which is a shame since I normally like them.

>>31110421
Square is edgier you idiot. Circle is best starter, he's all-rounded

>>31110403
Box starter for Rhombus.

Ill wait for final evos before choose

>>31110504
but his attack is so low

>>31110504
>muh curves
weebs ruined this game for me

>>31110403
Circle
>evolves into sphere

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Green square has four corners. Red triangle has three. Blue circle doesn't even have a SINGLE corner. How the fuck can Bluefags even compete with the other two?

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>>31110403
When do you think the new Ultra-Beasts will be available?

>>31110403
Squarefags BTFO shit taste isn't allowed here.

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What are some good movesets?

>>31110522
Circle is meant to be a Special wall with Aqua Ring Recovery.

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>>31110403
Neither. I pick X.

>>31110578
Vacuum Wave
Nasty Plot
Hydro Pump
Ice Beam

>>31110578
Semicircle @ Life Orb
Ability: Flat Bottom
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Geometry Strike
- Rock Back'n'Forth
- Hyper Hypotenuse
- Side Flatten

First, set up with Rock Back'n'Forth to boost your speed, then go to town with Hyper Hypotenuse, your strongest STAB option. Side Flatten gets its flinch rate doubled by Flat Bottom, so you'll be flinch-haxing everything that's slower than you. Geometry Strike is simply to take care of those pesky Dodecahedrons that will try to ruin your day, as the move does more damage the more sides the target has.

>>31110649
>they're waiting for the third version!

>>31110403
If there's anything I've learned from watching play school in my childhood, anyone who likes the square is legitimately a fucking loser

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HOLY SHIT GUYS FINAL STARTER EVOS GOT LEAKED GET IN HERE

I CAN'T BELIEVE MY PRECIOUS CIRCLEBRO BECOMES A HEART, FUCK YOU SHAPEFREAK

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>>31110649
>4th starter
But its Metagross

>>31110783
Get that Digimon garbage out of here, anon.

>>31110758
>triangle just gets edgier
>circle just gets faggier

sasuga game freak

>>31110758
shit these are all legit good

>>31110831
As always, it looks like grass is the best and most sensible pick of the three. Feels good to be a grassfag.

>>31110758
>Another fag water type
why?

>>31110516
This

>>31110516
This guy gets it.

>>31110516
>>31110856

>>31110758

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FINAL 3D-FORMS LEAKED!! THIS IS NOT FAKE. 100% REAL. STOLEN FROM SQUARETENDO

>>31110403
>triangle is fire/fighting
what the fuck gamefreak?

>>31110552
Blue actually has infinite sides and thus infinite corners

>>31110922
it's clearly fire/fairy

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>>31110758
>87.5% male
HAHAHAHA

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>>31110831
>>31110835
>>31110838
>>31110847
>>31110871
>Falling for fake leaks

Come on, it's so painfully obvious that these are fakes. I can't wait to see you faggots get BTFO when the REAL final forms get leaked.

>>31110758
Another waifu water starter?

Just why?

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>>31110758
Holy fuck, Japan is really fast

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>>31111063
PURPLE HEART IS MAI WAIFU

>>31111111
Thread over.

>>31111111
CHECKED

>>31111111
Checked desu

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>>31111111
wasted

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>>31111111

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>>31111111
Frantastic.

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>>31111111

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>>31111111
nice script

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Mega Cube is so OP, what was Gamefreak thinking?

>>31111111
DOOOOOOM

>>31111111
IT STARTS

>two polygons

>>31111111
>Hiro removes (You)s and replaces them with fucking dots
>still keeps fucking GETs

Good job script kiddie

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>>31111195
>a full 5 seconds after >>31111110
>script

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>>31111111
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>31111111
>doom attacks with shiny water starter
circle is best confirmed

>>31111111
WHAT'S HAPPENING

>>31111215
Yeah and the most appropriate gif for a GET just so HAPPENS to get posted in a random throw away thread at that. You're not fooling anybody you stupid motherfucker

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>>31111111
>>31111222

>>31111195
>>Hiro removes (You)s and replaces them with fucking dots
I still don't know why this change happened.

>>31111111
>green circle beam

Cross breeding confirmed

>>31111240
I could honestly see him not completely getting the 4chan culture and thinking people farming for (You)s (read: shitposting) would somehow be countered by just removing them entirely. Except that's fucking stupid because now people will just shitpost for dots instead. He removed one problem and just replaced it with another

>>31111219
Is this the first time a starter has been a villain's ace? I don't know how to feel about this.

>>31111233
>HAPPENS
some people aim for a get which are easier to get on a slow board
sometimes those people succeeds
sometimes they fail
this person succeeded.

>>31111240
Because (You)s became a meme and memes are bad.

>>31111111
HOLY FUCK

>>31111262
This added another problem because you can't ctrl+f (You) to find most posts that are directed towards you

>>31111262
"farming for (You)s" is a 4chan phrase meaning baiting replies. The point isn't the (You), it's the tag next to the post showing that lots of people are replying. Removing the part that says (You) only fucks over people who actually need to see who replied to them.
I know you get this, but it pisses me off how dumb hiro is.

>>31111273
>villain
anon, doom was never a villain
in fact I think he might be the professor for this region

>>31111111
Amazing

>>31111278
That would be a decent theory, but /vp/ is by no means slow. And again, it'd be impossible for someone to post the most appropriate gif for a GET in a random ass thread unless they fucking knew it was going to happen

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>>31111111
Nice digits.

>>31110915

>It's a CONE
>Not a Pyramid.

This changes everything.

>>31111111
i can die now

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>>31111111

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>>31111111

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>>31111111
Damn desu, you shitted on that XD

I picked Circle

>>31111323
>/vp/ is by no means slow
It's around/below average iirc. It may not be slow, but it certainly isn't fast.
>a random ass thread
If I had thought of something pokemon related, I would've made my own thread. Since that wasn't the case, I figured a shitposing thread like this one would be just as good.

My hands just stopped shaking a minute ago, don't fucking ruin this for me.

>>31111111
Really googles the noodles

>>31111450
moe desu desu

>>31111323
>it'd be impossible for someone to post the most appropriate gif for a GET in a random ass thread unless they fucking knew it was going to happen
they posted get gif cause they aimed for a get
they captured the get. many times such pics are off by one (remember the cirno get we had a few days back?) but sometimes hard work and dedication pays off. sometimes they manage to post in the right time to not be off by 1.

>>31111450
So you're actually expecting me to believe that you just winged it and posted that random as fuck Doom gif banking on getting the GET? So then it's either you actually calculated it and just got lucky like a complete autist or you're full of fucking shit. You'd be surprised to learn that I'm actually starting to lean towards the former given this is 4chan but still

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>>31111460
2 (two)

>>31110403
Ballio of course.

>>31111505
Do you realize you can just refresh with a post ready until you see the number before the get, and then post?

>>31111450
>shitposting
hey
this thread was great
how can you not see it?

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>>31111111

>>31111515
That still means they fucking waited on it like an actual autist. Fuck it, I guess it is legit then, but that still doesn't mean it isn't fucking stupid

>>31111450
>>31111527
*funposting

>>31111548
>hard work and dedication are stupid
enjoy your future of flipping burgers.

>>31111111
>D I G I T S

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>>31111111
Thirty-one million, one hundred-thousand, one hundred eleven.

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>>31111111

>>31111111
Why

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>>31111583
>someone who doesn't waste time being autistic about post numbers is more likely to flip burgers than someone who is
You make a fine case for forced sterilization.

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>>31111111
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31111111
cool number, friend

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>>31111111

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>>31111111

>>31112014
>>31111843
>>31111833
>>31111823
>>31111752
>>31111748
>>31111694
>>31111633
>>31111540
>>31111460
>>31111420
>>31111374
>>31111365
>>31111340
>>31111324
>>31111322
>>31111293
>>31111246
>>31111234
>>31111222
>>31111218
>>31111195
>>31111185
>>31111180
>>31111158
>>31111156
>>31111148
>>31111147
>>31111137
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>>31111118
Can you all stop and get back to the topic of the thread?

>>31112054
It would be extremely painful

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>>31112054

>>31112054
Thanks for the autism pellets, friendo!

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>>31111111

>Not boxing them and going with purple hexagon

How does it feel knowing your taste is SHIT?

>>31112291
>using the most OP pseudo to date in your in-game run

Have fun steamrolling the game, faggot. Me and my obscure bro Magenta Rhombus are gonna go far, even if he's a total shitmon.

>>31110696
This.

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>>31111792
>only money is worth spending time and health on
I pity you.

>>31112054
getting your thread hijacked by gets is also part of /vp/ culture.

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>>31111111
Good

>>31110504
>implying the developers can make a perfect circle
>implying circle doesn't just have a million edges because of it

>>31111111
POKEMON

>>31111111
Responding to this because of Tyler

Circle of course.

>there're fags who will actually like the triangle

>>31111111
Very accurate get.

>>31110403
blue because it's a far more superior color than red, and especially green.

>>31111111
very nice bOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>31113376

>>31113376
wrong, red>blue>green

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>>31110758
>he doesn't choose shuriken off the bat
other two are literally unbearable holy shit
i fell sorry for circlefags

>>31111233
>>31111195

you know you can refresh the main page of /vp/ in another tab to see where the post ID currently is, yeah? I mean, I assume you don't know much about computers to make an accusation like this, but he had a full 5 seconds to make his move. Wasn't much room for error

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>>31111111
Checked

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>>31110758
GUYS STOP FREAKING OUT SPLIT-EVOS LEAKED!

blue seems like the most well rounded, so i choose that.

>>31111240
What? (You)s are gone?

>>31114611
Fucking over designed pieces of shit

>>31114650(you)
yes

>>31110403
Square was okay, but then it turned into barabait waifushit.

>>31110939
>Circlefags this delusional

>>31111505
This guy sounds jealous

>>31114666
Satan confirms

>>31110403
Blue circle... It's well rounded. *snap*

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>>31111111

IT'S MAHVEL BAYBEE

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>>31110403
Nothing but lies, theses are the real starters.

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>>31111111
I'm here to witness these numbers.

>>31111111
I wasted so much time watching this gif thinking it was somehow amazing and would relate to the thread.

>>31110403
The fire/fighting type

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>>31111111
PUT ME IN THE FUNNY TEXT AND IMAGE SCREENSHOT COMPILATION XD

> Not picking superior square

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Legendary leaked.

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>>31111111

>>31116944
Fucking overdesigned piece of shit.
Gonna skip another gen. Also I made them.

>>31116944
>concavefriends on suicide watch
Who else glad to be picking the superior convex version?

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What about these starters?

>>31116992
First time grass starter was best

>>31116944
literally just cryogonal stop falling for this shit fucktards

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>>31110403
>50 SR later
I've finally got a shiny circle.

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>>31117079
>it's another blue water mon turns pink/purple episode

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>>31111111

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>>31111111
OH BOY

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>>31111111

>>31110403
Obviously the red triangle, it's got 3 pointy ends wich you can use to stab/kill stuff?
I mean, a square and a circle wooo so dangerous

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>>31110403
red triangle

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>>31111111

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>>31111111

>>31110403
Green square, all the way. Might box it, though. If it evolves into another blocky octagon, I'll be pissed.

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>>31111111

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>>31111111
oh my

OH MY

OH MY FUCKING GOD

>>31111111
what

>>31111111
this fucking thread

>>31111111
Doom is a badass
I know it's not thread related but I always loved this scene

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don't mind me

>>31111111
a god among us

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>>31111111

>>31111111

Here's your ............

>>31114611
um... these look a lot more like megas or something?

fourth evos?

>>31114611
Middle one is actually Turtonator

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>>31111111
boy


>>31110403
>starters of pokemon concave and pokemon convex

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>>31111111

>>31110403
Circle all the way. Square is ok too though