Rate my wife.
>>31091092
11/10
Your wife's so fat she can be used to anchor a boat
>>31091092
Qt as fuck
>genderless
do you plan to have children with her? if so, how?
>>31091143
>not being a 6IV Japanese Ditto
>in the CURRENT YEAR
>Anon, please be my captain
>>31091133
Nice bulbapedo fan term
>>31091147
>tfw 3IV English ditto
>in CURRENT YEAR
feelsbadman
>>31091092
Stop trying to fuck dhelmise's ulva. Seek kelp. This isn't sargasm. I will hold fast to my belief that people who want to fuck this are all gay faggots.
>>31091092
Not the anchor/10
>>31091092
She's my wife, stop posting pictures of her without my permission.
>>31091196
I'm a marine biologist and I appreciate your puns, anon. pretty damn good.
>>31091230
>implying there's only one dhelmise
You, me, and OP can each get our own seaweed waifu.
>YWN feel dhelmise's cold, wet embrace as she wraps her seaweed chains around you
Why live?