This is Toxapex. Toxapex is worried about becoming cancerous.

Let Salazzle toxic you

>>31087520
some nice to cheer Toxapex up

>>31087520
Toxapex is my wife!

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>>31087520
Toxapex is a cute grumper! Cancer! OU forever! My wife!

Toxapex is my favourite pokemon this generation and I'm so glad it's good!
I love you, toxapex!

"cancerous" is really "actually good in battle"

>have tsareena and raichu on my team
>still let toxapex fight every corsola I run into
I love you Toxapex. Let's purge the world of shitmons together, okay?

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>>31087520
I'll love you no matter how hard you may be called cancerous.

Earthquake

It's a shitty cancer stall poke for baddies. It's as mindlessly easy to use as Ferrothorn and twice as ugly. Anybody who unironically uses it and thinks they're anything are fucking retarded.

>>31087520
You already ARE cancerous!

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Stop eating these cuties and maybe I'll like you.

>>31088132
>Twice as ugly
Two times zero is still zero and that is the score on Ferrothorn's ugly test.

>>31087520
You are one of the few non-legendaries of Alola that isn't a shitmon.

>>31088132
Stall a shit. Toxapex is for bbc(big balance cores) only.

>>31088220

Ferrothorn looks like complete fucking shit. It's the Caitlyn Jenner of Pokemon.

>>31088230

It's an idiot Pokemon for people who can't actually balance a team and need a retarded easy panic button to switch in to

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Baby ain't nothing wrong with pissing off shitters

>>31088247
Shit taste

>>31087520
I want to marry toxapex!

>>31088405
I want Toxapex to treat my dick like a Corsola!

>>31088489
Lewd but I approve [spoiler/]

>>31088247
> shit taste and a memer
Lmao you can't make this shit up

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>>31087520
>You'll never camp inside a Toxapex dome while it's raining with your friends

Why live

>>31089081
okay but the malasada faggot can get the fuck out of my pex

EARTHQUAKE TEARS OPEN THE GROOOUND

Do you pronounce it "Tox-apex" or "Tocksapecks"?

>>31089823
tox-uh-pex

>>31087520
You saved my fucking asshole during this match
QDEG-WWWW-WWW3-N33H
I fucking love you so much right now
Please let me kiss you

>>31089823
Tocks-ay-pecks. Its name comes from the word apex.

>>31087520
Regenerator should have been a Ho-oh exclusive ability.

That is all.

>>31089823
Cocks Ah Pecking

>>31087520
Banefull Bunker is useless because it eliminates your chance at burning.
You're fine Toxapex.