explain THAT atheists

>>31085040
I'm Muslim

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Obviously it surfed across the ocean on the land slab and jumped the walls

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>tfw too intelligent to believe in god

>>31085040
All hail the flying spaghetti monster.

It emerged from underwater. The slab isn't just floating there either, it was already underneath him, like magma from the ocean floor coming up as a new island.

>>31085040
>implying groudon didn't shoot itself out of that volcano like a cannonball and land in sootopolis

I vaguely remember the anime having a throwaway line in AG about how certain legendaries are so strong, normal weaknesses and type advantage mean nothing. Besides, I'm sure something as strong as Groudon could swim for a little while, in Ruby and OR it even escapes from the Seafloor Cavern into the middle of the ocean.

>>31085040
How the fuck does Wallace get out of his gym? None of his gym pokemon know surf, or his mons in the Delta Episode for that matter.

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>>31085040

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that scene aged bad as hell

>>31085761
Don't rag on ORAS. Not its fault XY engine was awful

>>31085040
Groudon non-canon confirmed

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>>31085040
>clearly groudon cannot go underwater
Like I give a shit.

>>31085814
but this is emerald....

>>31085103
it can't go underwater
>>31085145
you can reach sootopolis before groudon gets there
>>31085204
anime is a different canon
>>31085220
wallace is a trainer so he likely has backups in the P.C.

>>31086013
Maybe it was inside a dome or pillar of magma/rock and sort of popped out of it once above water

It's the fucking avatar of land. Clearly it went underground.

You know islands aren't just floating in the ocean right? And as for why it didn't leave a tunnel behind, it didn't leave a tunnel behind because fuck you.

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>team magma want to cause Mt. Chimney to erupt and expand the land
>Mt. Chimney is in the middle of Hoenn

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>>31085040
How does anyone live in this city? There are no roads, the only bridge is disconnected from the lower sections and surf is required to go to the grocery store. It's just downright impractical.

>>31086013
I think it can go underwater
Why do you think otherwise?
I mean.. It was in an underwater cavern

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They say we should pray and hope he finds Arceus. I am going to pray that the non-believers go to the Distortion World because I have no love, NO LOVE! THESE PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THE TRUTH! They are injectors and rage quitters and they DESERVE TO GO TO THE DISTORTION WORLD!

ARCEUS IS THE ONE TRUE POKEMON!

It used technology to get there. All it had to do was get the programmers to insert some code that makes it suddenly appear there.

>>31086926
Game mechanics. I'm sure there's plenty of paths we can't see.

>>31085040
This is the Emerald story and ORAS is the one we follow now, unfortunately

>>31085040
I'm gonna say it burrowed underneath the ocean floor and the dug up once it hit sootopolis.
If that's not good enough in the manga (yeah I'm aware) it busted down the side of the crater walls, that's how it got there in that anyway.

>>31088970
This is a game that canonically has several universes, it doesn't matter what story you follow.

>>31086013
bruh rhydon learns surf, I think groudon can go underwater

>>31086926

>>31087363 This
The Town Map states it takes top atheltes three days to swim one lap around the white mountain. Considering it only takes a few seconds in-game, the scaling is way off

>>31085814
kek

>>31085095
What does that have to do with the post?

>>31087076
wait wait wait

the Distortion World is the Pokemon equivalent of Hell?

>>31086926
>be born on the right side of Sootopolis
>no rod
>cant buy pokeballs
>cant swim
>nobody was smart enough to build a bridge

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Groudon emerges from the ground in hot lava which builds itself up to create the platform we see.

>>31093485
/thread

>>31085145
I am fully willing to accept this as canon.

>>31092199

Theres various levels of hell in the pokemon world. The distortion world is one with the ultra beasts home being another

>>31086013
its so hot the water never really touches it the water just straight up evaporates