Why do you keep playing a game for kids, /vp/?

cuz i like relaxing when i get home from work

escapism, it reminds me of being a kid and not having a serious care in the world

Because it lets me molest vaguely humanoid animals with no reprecussions.

>>31080046
To jack off to the pokemon

>Kalos supposedly Kanto 2.0
>had the balls to make the characters at least 17

Apologize.

>>31080046
Because we had the luxury of growing up with it. How do you people not get this yet?

>>31080046
>implying I can't be 28yo kid
>implying I can't still live with my parents
>implying I'm not still virgin

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>>31080046
Playing as an 11-year-old is the only time adult women ever ask me out.

>>31080046
The story is as complex as Fallout 4's, so i'm fine.

>>31080046
Pokemon is something kids can enjoy. That does not mean it is something ONLY kids can enjoy.

We were once kids that enjoyed the previous games too, OP.

>>31080046
Because I want to.

Granted it'd be nice if they went back to older protagonists, but whatever

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>>31080046
I don't know I was assuming it was to have fun.

There are no games for adults.

Even the most "mature" rated M games are for 17 year olds at the most.

>>31080046
it's fun and i'm a permavirgin desu

>>31080046
Do you call Epic Mickey a game for senior citizens for featuring a character made at the turn of the century?

I want to indulge in my /ss/ fantasies, and Pokemon games are fucking amazing at it.

>>31080046
Because it's fun and I enjoy it.

>>31080676
>I want to indulge in my /ss/ fantasies, and Pokemon games are fucking amazing at it
same
can't even attempt to claim otherwise

wtf aren't all the mcs like 11

>>31080801
>>31080676
>get to play shota self-insert dress-up
>then get to have that shota interact with attractive, grown women who sometimes say confusingly lewd things

God, it really is the best.