This is Salandit (Male). Say something nice to him.

I want to stuff him in a box with no air holes!

You might get a lot of sex, but you're just getting used and are never gonna change into something better

He's better off not evolving because Salazzle is fucking awful

>>31076412
third post best post

seriously, how did a sneaky bandit lizard turn into a fucking waifu? they should've at least gave it a split evo with male salandit evolving into something expanding on the original concept

Coolest gen VII mon save for Golisopod

Won't become waifushit

Someday you'll escape being a part of your harem and a trainer will use your skills in a fight against champions.

>>31076491
There are people who try to justify Primarina by saying Popplio and Primarina are performers

But how do you justify Salazzle?

You have a neat design and concept. Sure, you won't evolve, but at least you won't turn into that dreadful female evolution you could have gotten.

>>31076340
Sorry but the meaning of your entire life is to be a sex slave of your gf Salazzle

>>31077224
Sexy body to attract more males

>>31076340
You don´t deserve what happened to you, buddy.
Here´s hoping the waifu influence will at least be toned down in gen 8.

>>31077224
there are species of lizards that do actually have an all female or nearly all female population. salazzle does make sense see whiptail lizards or Teiidae

>>31076491
Probably has something to do with the "sneaky bandit" element being exclusively in the visual design. Females using pheromones to attract mates was a part of Salandit's original description. Female Salandit were the highlighted aspect of the Pokemon as soon as it was revealed.

>>31076491
Salazzle is literally a stretched out Salandit with more color and bipedal. What more would you want?

>>31076491
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail

Is there any way to use a male Salandit without it being ass because low stats?

>>31076340

I'm honestly jealous. I want to be part of Salazzle's harem.

Gallade became a thing.
You'll have your day.

>>31077414
focus sash/eviolite toxic protect. god speed.

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Anime Salandit is adorable

>>31076412
third post worst post

congrats

>>31077755
>A FUCKING WAIFUFAG

I can Wonder Trade them and hope for something better.

>>31076366
i'm ok with this

>>31076491
>>31077825
everything's a wayfoo 2 u

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Trained mine up and beat the league with him despite shit stats. I love this adorable little fucker.

>>31076340
Don't worry, mate, you'll be a dragon one day

One of the best NFEs of Alola

>>31076491
Salandit steals items
Salazzle steals virginity

>>31076340
his shiny is A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>31076340
Cute design and far superior to Salazzle.

>>31080253
Bandits and whores are both lowlives

>>31076340
Your way better than a Salazzle!

>>31080277
top kek

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He's usable in story

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He's a cute stinky boy

Your sister is a whore

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>>31082416

>>31083026
That looks infected.

>>31077414
Salandit with Eviolite has roughly the same defensive stats as Salazzle, with way less offenses and less speed.

Also, this goes without saying but Salazzle is such a water paper bag, it might not even have defenses at all.

So yeah, male Salandit is worthless. Here's hoping they make up some stupid convulted method in Gen 8 for a male evolution. Maybe focus more on the poison gas, to compensate for the lack of phermones

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>>31083091
EXPERIMENT Glowing 1000 degree KNIFE VS SALANDIT

>>31083987
Those videos became a meme?

>>31083856
yeah, we had galalde, so why not after all...
but it's been a while that we didn't have a "cross" evolution

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>>31083987