ITT: Post your favorite pokemon and your status involving how

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>pic

>currently engaged

Kirlia

Not interested in 3D women.

>>31064224
>Primarina
>
>Kissless virgin, haven't gone on a date
rly makes u think

>>31064224
Gengar
Paid a hooker for sex to get it out of the way (spoiler: totally not worth anyone's time) and never once thought about girls again.

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pic

A friend introduced me to a girl and we've been seeing each other for two months. Before her I was a khv so I'm finally happier since I thought it was gonna stay that way.

Gardevoir.

Has had a few short-lived relationships. Made it to third, but could never score. No issue with communication or charm, my standards are too high, and I self-sabotage too much.

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One of these threads again?

Serperior

Same as OP, don't have any plans on it in the forseeable future

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>>31064224
Decidueye

Nu-Male

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Golisopod

Kissless virgin, haven't gone on a date
Will probably Emergency Exit right before sex

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I've been in a stable relationship for a couple of years now but I was pretty beta before that

Arcanine
Have had three relationships, two of them were online. One of them lasted for three years and we eventually met and it was pretty good but we broke up because we started having different views on certain things. Have only done "pecks" when it comes to kisses and I'd probably be extremely awful at making out.

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Had boyfriend I fucked several times a few years ago
I no longer find humans to be sexually attractive

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>golisopod
>it's complicated

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Chesnaught
Engaged tfw Greninja cucks will never know what it's like to experience love

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Scrafty

Kissed once, had a few online relationships that never panned out but ended amicably. I'll probably remain single due to my psychological issues.

itt: liars

Jesus, i thought i had it bad not having sex for over a year.

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I'm currently seeing someone. She's really sweet and into vidya.Her favorites are Hypno, Oranguru, and Gigalith.

>>31065009
Why would people lie about being virgins

>>31065009
Go ahead and post yours then

>>31065009
>i have to lie on 4chan to feel good about myself
stop projecting
some people are actually living a life, anon

Wobbuffet.

Have only ever been with two women ever. both were extremely depressed and probably only went with me due to their own loneliness and fear of their own age

The first was a 32 year old middle eastern woman back when I was 20 and the second was a 39 year old Chinese woman this year as I am 29.

The former was a heavily depressed stroke victim and the latter had borderline personality disorder and was an alcoholic.

At this point I've settled with the fact that I'm not anyone someone will ever really want, I'm just a "break glass in case of emergency".

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>>31064595

Same here. Let's continue to devote ourselves to something serperior.

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>>31065009
>implying I'd lie about being a kissless virgin

Primarina

Not into women, gay male (21)

Have had two boyfriends and I'm always craving a serious relationship.

When I'm not dating anyone I fuck like a rabbit, though. I'm a good looking twink and I got lots of fuckbuddies.

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Kissless virgin.

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Primarina

Went out with a few girls but never had any interest in having a serious relationship with them, now i'm worried i'll never find someone i'll truly love

>>31065082
Having a ton of fuckbuddies is probably why no one is willing to enter a serious relationship with you.

>>31065037
To make yourself seem less threatening to better blend in with the nerds and avoid being called a normie.

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Wooper

Have been in a relationship for 2 years, hope to get married when I'm done with school

Dis gunna be gud

Gyarodos. Fucked a single mom on christmas eve

>>31065101
Just take things at a pace you're comfortable with, you'll be miserable if you have to force it

>>31064864
Explain

>>31065147
>implying the issue is about purity when it's about being faithful

>>31065102
Well if someone has that conservative of a mindset (hurrdurr used goods) I probably wouldn't want to enter a relationship with them either.

I don't need "variety" when it comes to sex, just frequency, as I have a very high libido. I can be monogamous just fine, in fact I prefer it. When you're single it's hard to stick to one or two people if you're always craving the D, though.

Funny thing is, I've never cheated ever, while my first boyfriend who barely had a sex drive cheated on me multiple times.

>>31065147
It's not that you're used goods, it's that you're consistently used goods.

You want to find "him" but at the same time you want to keep fucking around with others. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you but this isn't going to help you if all you are is a quick and easy fuck.

>>31065132
I hope everything goes good for yall. Good luck

>>31065209
>>31065225
You're assuming a lot of things here, mate.

>>31065243
Well, good luck with that. Your best bet is to find someone with a sexual appetite to match yours.

>>31065156
sometimes you wanna cross the border but you're not confident enough to climb the wall, even if you did it once already by accident

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>>31065209
>>31065225
>He deleted his post
If this is that socially awkward guy that shat up the thread from yesterday, I'll lose my shit laughing

>>31065274
Well if shes still willing to associate with you thats worth something. Like are you afraid of losing the friendship if something goes wrong?

>>31065270
Yeah, that's a pretty big factor I have to take in consideration (not that that's hard to find, the problem is being that while also being compatible in other areas).

Man, relationships are hard.

>>31065275
I deleted it and added more for clarification >>31065224

Original post was just the first line.

>>31065386
Thank fuck, didn't need to go through that again

>>31064224
Gengar

Been in two relationships, currently have feelings for someone, haven't done anything more than just making out

>>31064869
>implying your gf doesnt get tongued by that frog every night
You need to burn this relationship or it will blast into pieces.

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>>31064224

In a less-than-serious relationship I'm probably gonna drop sometime since I'm almost certain she's not interested either. She's a good friend tho.

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In a 4 year long relationship that's still going strong.

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Had sex once with a random hookup from a bar. Bunch of female friends but haven't felt love after 3-year long online gf.

>>31064224
Same, OP. Same

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Raichu

I've pretty much given up on dating girls. I've been out with 2. The first one was crazy. The second one was good, she was super nice, but I felt like we didn't have anything in common after a while, and felt lonely even though I was in a relationship. I feel like I connect with guys better.

>>31065347
something like that

>>31064591
Iktfb. Any other 10/10 chads who keep self sabotaging with blonde christian 18-yo 7s and 8s after taking their virginities here?

My favourite pokemon is Garchomp btw

Klefki

Engaged but open to something on the side.

>>31065052
Stop chasing Mommies and find women in your own age group.

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>>31064224
>Gengar
>Had a few good relationships at the start, but they've gotten progressively worse and worse as they years have gone by.

I've become satisfied with dating my pillow.

>>31065632

I hope your SO is open to having something on the side as well.

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24-year-old kissless dateless virgin, can anyone top that?

I can hardly make eye contact with women my age. Today I tried saying hi to a cute coworker but no sound came out.

>>31065652
I don't chase anyone, I'm far too socially retarded for that. Both of them came to me.

And older women might be all I can get anyway since they're desperate enough to consider me. Girls my own age would want nothing to do with me.

>>31065671
I don't have to worry about that. She's a cuckquean so it's kind of an odd situation and if it ever gets out it'll be hell for both of us. But I love her and she finds girls for me to fuck so I'm content with it.

>>31064224
Tyrantrum
I had a girlfriend 3 years ago

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>Absol
>Happy relationship 4 1/2 years in, living together for 4 years now. Friends since 10 years ago. Cant remember last fight at all, we´re both into the same things, i just helped her train a silveon so she can chain herself a shiny female salandit. Bestfriends and hapy couple is a good thing

NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD

>>31065974
What if we're still sexual degenerates who are looked down on by normies?

>>31066000

You aren't enough of a degenerate unless you want to breed with your Pokemon exclusively.

Sandshrew, have fugged a gril but not a boi
>tfw prefer bois

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Mienshao.

A relationship is the last thing I want in my life right now.

Phanpy.

Single for 3 years, pining after my ex like a dumbass.

Not virgin.

27 years old.

Hydreigon

Finally found a girl who actually really likes me and I like her back, life is good.

>>31066020
Where do I belong? What am I?

>>31066103

You belong here if you'd phug your Pokemon every night. If you wouldn't you belong on /v/.

Wobbuffet. Living happily with my gf of 4 years.

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Pic related, gay with absolutely 0 interest in relationships beyond frequent sexual ones

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In a relationship with my now fiancé, I proposed to her on Christmas.

>>31064224
Lycanroc Midnight.

I'm married and have three kids.

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>>31066265
Nosepass is fucking ugly and you should kill yourself.
>mimikyuu
for me. None of those because it's impossible to find a cute lesbian irl.

>>31064249
>>31064586
>>31064740
>>31064869
>>31065020
>>31065132
>>31065514
gonna make it

>>31064224
>>31064461
>>31064595
>>31064601
>>31064649
>>31064948
>>31065070
>>31065090
degenerate

Leafeon.
I haven't been on a date in seven years.
I nearly got married once though, until she tried to cuck me. Now I have trust issues and like traps but would never come out and tell anyone irl that I'd suck a dick if the guy was cute enough.

Yanmega.

Haven't even been interested in relationships for years since my last break up, recently started thinking of giving it a go with a girl I'm liking a fair bit.

Altaria

Guess

>>31066367
>Being a virgin makes you degenerate

>>31066366
You'll grow out of it in a few years, honey.

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Umbreon.

Coming up on 1 year anniversary in a few weeks with a guy.

I like Mawile and I was molested

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Vanillite

I kissed some people when I was younger but I have no interest in actually dating or having sex with anyone.

>>31066546
Awwwww

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>>31064224
>Xurcitree

>gonna ask put my crush at a New Year's EV party this Saturday

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Wooper

Some girls (mostly mature women) find me really handsome and are captivated by my deep voice.

However I haven't dated since high school and I'm pretty much a virgin.

>>31066628
Pound those cakes anon

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>>31064224
Poliwhirl
23
Used to date quite a bit, now im terrified of socializing with anyone. What the fuck happened?

I love Mega Absol.

I'm a woman though. I've been married to my husband for 6 years.

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>>31064224
mimikyu

4 relationships, 1 I would call serious, 9 sexual partners, hard for me to fall in love or maintain a relationship, all but two girls I slept with were easy skanks

>>31066443
Are you trying to make a diaper beam joke?

>>31064224
Rotom

I think I want to be a wizard. I don't think I'd be able to handle the responsibilities.

>>31066614
>EV party
dont forget your macho brace

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>>31064224
Vigoroth (As well Hawlucha and Machamp)

I suck at this dating thing but I've been seeing this girl for over 6 years, we are getting married soon.

Part of the ice breaker was how she would give offensive nicknames to pokemon. (Like calling a Bidoff "Mr. Dick".)

Bidoof is her favorite pokémon. I almost proposed right there on the spot.

>>31065790
Lois C.Q.?

>>31066709
Natalia?

>>31066747
Everyone's gonna spread the pokerus

>>31066747
>when you're too much of a fucking nerd that "Eve" autocorrects to "EV"

>>31066366
>hating on based 'pass while posting pikachus cumrag
oh wait you are a girl
you always have shit taste

Breelom

A girl is cheating on her boyfriend with me and i'll probably still gonna suffer more in the long run, but i've never felt like this before so i am still on it.

>>31066899
just remember, cheaters cheat.

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>>31066828
Mimikyuu is a friend, which i'm sure no one here would know what that looks like. Also frequent /x/ so i'd love whatever Mimikyuu really looks like.

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>>31066912
>frequents /x/
>calls pass shit
>muh you have no friends
>frequents /x/

>>31066801
Nope, sorry.

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>>31064224
>Sylveon

>will probably turn into and maintain the status of wizard for the rest of my days

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Ampharos
Never been in relationship. Hadn't been interested in any woman for few years now.

>>31067002
Male or female?

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>>31066912
pls be my gf, I'm a fat hairy man but you'll get used to it

>>31067016
>Women being virgins

LOL I WISH

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pic related
same as op and unsure of what the future holds. it's likely that i'll stay alone though, i prefer it.


>>31066614
best of luck to you

>>31067016
male

Lucario and same status as >>31064224

>>31067022
>youll get used to it

T. Has a rape dungeon

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>>31067137
The only rape dungeon is my heart.

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Donphan

Just broke up with my second gf. Was gonna lose my virginity to her but I chickened out because I felt I didn't love her enough for it to be special.

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>>31064224
Sylveon, almost no male friends, only female.
It really makes me think.

>>31067198
Speaking as a fellow virgin, are you like 15?

>>31067233
Close. 18

>>31067245
Oi vey goyyim

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>>31067178
>>31067022
>wanting an sub-50 IQ dolt with shit taste

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Rhyperior a shit, Rhydon is a true patrician choice

I've had sex with multiple women and currently have a gf

>>31067230
Are you a boy or a girl?

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Been through 8 real relationships. Everyone thinks I'm a player but I just wanna find love

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>We will never expel the normies

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Not so great, but I've been trying to turn things around. I catch a few looks, but I always feel embarrassed and break eye contact.

>>31067661
Iktf

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>>31064224
20 y/o. I've been with a couple girls in my life time. Dated a trap publicly although out high school. I got made of, but it didn't really phase me. (But damn, was she cute.) We broke up a few months after graduation. Dated another girl, currently gf-less now though.

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>>31067836
>she

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8 year relationship, finally considering suicide

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>>31067875
>had

>>31067938
>a

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>>31064224
I'm so terrified of social interaction I've never made a real friend, let alone go on a date.

>>31067950
>PENIS

Haxorus.

26 year old, married 2 years lived together for 4.

Seriously stop "trying." Work on your on shit and stop being a beta faggot it will eventually give way to sure confidence. Girls come with just being you and getting shit done.

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Favorite poke: Sylveon

Status: dating a girl who has no respect for my basic morality and thinks I masturbate to any cute Pokémon I like. It makes me want to out of spite for her desu.

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>>31064224
Not a virgin but haven't (physically) interacted sexually with a woman is over 8 years.

>>31068019
Problem is I don't really care about the other stuff.

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deoxys
genitals are gross to me and im afraid of being in a relationship

>>31067836
You're gay or bisexual at best.
I hope your degenerate gene pool ends with you.

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>>31064224

Minior

Never cared about dating. Still don't

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>>31067875
That boipussi was on point though.

>>31064224
>Machamp followed closely by Conkeldurr

>5 1/2 years with my girlfriend. Endgame hopefully

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>>31068078
>>>/pol/

There's the door

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Scizor

Been on dates, but haven't had anything serious. I'm like >>31065274

>>31068041
Maybe she wants to dress up as a Pokemon and have sex like that

>>31068078
>anon obviously interested in femininity
>"gay degenerate"
jesus the /pol/ is strong in this one

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Fav: arbok
Girls: not that old but I've only been in one relationship that was long distance for almost a year,met up a few times and they were great, when she went off to college she got a little wild and stopped caring about me, rn I'm just trying to get back out there

>>31068124
Wew

>>31068253
Nice arbok meme brother

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This little guy, tied with the dwebble line.

Coming up on two years with my gf, feels good being gay.

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Fav: garchomp

Being with a couple of girls before, but i'm single at the time

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>>31064224
>Pic related
I've had sex with 7 different girls. 6 of which were one night stands. My longest relationship was 4 months
;_;

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I'm not into women.

>>31068954
This post makes me hard desu

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Gengar

27, never kissed/had sex, been on a few dates with 2 women. Talking to a fat girl on OkCupid now. Trying to get over the incredibly high standards anime women have given me.

>>31069185
I would gladly date a fat girl but am still a KV. Doesn't help I'm fat myself.

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I've only had one girlfriend. She was a big scary butch bitch who cheated on me. All my other relationships have been with guys tho. I've been single for five years but I have a busy job and cats and Pokémon so I don't really mind.

t. bi female

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Altaria is my favorite, and my sexuality is a Tumblr meme. I am a permavirgin. C'est la vie.

>>31069208

>>31069185
here, I'm a baramode ugly manlet with a voice that sounds literally like a girl's. I'm just forcing myself to only message women in my league, but it's hard, because every time I see a cute anime girl my standards rocket back up. Kill La Kill fucking ruined me man.

I think I have a chance with the girl I'm talking to. Not gonna lie, I just wanna cuddle with someone. I've switched to fat anime girls, and that's actually helping a bit. That fat Mina picture was great, and so is that one Skullgirls doujin where Filia is a fuckhuge housewife.

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>>31064224
Had a long term abusive trainwreck getting close to a decade ago. I don't expect to ever be capable of a relationship again, which is a sound whatever.

>don't even want to fuck my bro

Letting the team down.

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>>31065052
>At this point I've settled with the fact that I'm not anyone someone will ever really want, I'm just a "break glass in case of emergency".

Shit, as a former orbiter I know that feeling all too well.

>>31065224
>if someone has that conservative of a mindset (hurrdurr used goods) I probably wouldn't want to enter a relationship with them either.
>my first boyfriend who barely had a sex drive cheated on me multiple times
oh the irony

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This little buddy.

Broke with a girl months ago.
Im happy

>>31067836
>another girl
>another
???
you said you dated a man in high school

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>dragalge

>not virgin, has gone on dates, but never had a girlfriend and will probably die alone

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>>31064224
Crobat
Have had an online boyfriend for years

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Lucario

Married

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>>31069648
The wording is a bit weird in places, but from what I can tell, girl was first, then the fuccboi in highschool, and then the second girl later on. All that really matters is that he is doing what fulfills his desire for companionship the most, regardless of the actual order of events. Even so, the original poster is probably long gone, but some clarification would still be nice

Shinx evo

I don't wanna talk about it

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Jolteon
Never have or will have a chance for a relationship

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>>31070434

>>31070434
Tell us fuggot

>>31070525
Last girl I was into came out a while ago. I heard a rumor that she liked me before she was gay but I guess something happened..

>>31070574
That aint too bad

Stop being such a sensitive susan. That's on the dyke bitch not you

Weavile
Married, and a father

>Mewtwo
>kissless virgin until 19, then had a period of 3-4 years where I got lots of dates, random women wanted to make out with me, etc., now 29 years old, been single for two years, and open to a relationship but not actively looking for one

What was this supposed to tell us?

Parasect

Never so much as kissed or gone on a date with a woman. Luckily, I've had sex with and dated many guys

Blastoise
i genuinely don't care about sex and relationships. 25, kissless virgin, but i'm not worried about it. i believe in destiny, whatever happens happens.

>>31070694
>not knowing poke-astrology

>>31070796
so you're a faggot

>>31070790
Wew lad

>>31070848
nah, i'm straight, i just don't give a fuck.

>Volcarona
>22yo
>Have only kissed my maid

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girls are great but they scare me
i can't even talk to a girl

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Tropius

Have kissed, fingered, groped and seen my GF nude, but haven't had sex yet

>Gengar
>15 notches in my belt and currently dating a woman I'm madly in love with

>>31070978
Why do they scare you?

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Same as OP

Most likely never going to get anywhere, because I'm just not an interesting person. No idea how I have friends either, desu

Scizor

26. Married. No kids because I'm selfish.

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>>31071037
i feel like they're too pretty and nice to talk to
i might scare them away because i'm a weirdo
also i don't want them to judge me
so i just avoid girls all together

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>>31070978
>>31071108
I'm >>31065696
Get over here nigga

>>31070978
Fucken looser maybe if you weren't Fucken gay and into that hyper muscle shit you would get yourself some Fucken pusspuss mate. You know what my favorite Pokémon are?? Fucken floette and chikorita the most pansiest as girly Pokémon to exist and bro you know how much bitch pussy I get?? You gotta let girl's think you got a feminine side not you wanna suck some blue Kung fun dick

Flygon

Currently trying to win back a girl I didn't know was the one at the time

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I didn't know there was such a high concentration of normies and grandpas on /vp/

>>31071050
I'm the same as you in the sense that I'm not an interesting person, however I don't have friends (i consider friends as an overrated concept)

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>>31064224
Engaged. She proposed to me in a beautiful garden in New Orleans.
I'm not a man, so don't freak out

>>31071014
How long have you been in the relationshi

>>31071184
Awwwww congrats

>>31071108
>too pretty and nice to talk to
If you're placing them on a pedestal like that, it's no wonder they seem unapproachable.

It's true that women do think differently, but they're still people, and people have flaws.

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>>31071108
I just freeze up and can't think of anything to say around them. When I end up alone with a girl during lunch break at work, my stomach goes in a knot and I can't dare look up from my phone. I'm even careful not to clear my throat too loudly in case they think I'm trying to start conversation.

>>31071181
I'm actually surprised at how many virgins there are ITT. In those, "confess your darkest secret" threads half of the posts are about people having sex with cousins and married women and shit.

>>31071212
A lot people in those threads try and come up with the worst thing they can think of. Sure some might be legit, but most of it is straight lies.

Everyone wants recognition in the form of (You)'s after all

>>31071144
>>31071212
oh man, i know that goes. it doesn't help that a lot of girls come off as scary judgmental types. one wrong move and they'll bully you.

>>31071151
;_;

>>31071207
i-i'm a lesbian

>>31071341
Oh, I see. Still, it's no good to put people on a pedestal. It just leads to anxiety and resentment.

>>31071386
FUCKING NORMIE GTFO REEEEEEEEE

>>31071386
Nigga u at the bottom uf mine rn baka gtfo

>>31064649
Topu keku

>>31065541
>>31064224
Why am I not surprised.

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Single, been so fucked up by past women in relationships who were actually such genuinely toxic and abusive people I don't know how to act and socialize anymore, even though I'm lonely as hell. Does not help I'm in a rural area.

I need help bad.

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>>31071398
>>31071465

>>31071544
Is there anything stopping you from moving? Like poverty or you taking care of your folks

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Messed around with one girl in my senior year of high school, did everything you could do with a girl.
Just finished first year of college and haven't been with a girl since

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Asked out my crush of 4 months last week. She said no. Weeks before, I had ended my last relationship in the middle of foreplay as I realized I had to chose between her or my crush, breaking her heart in the process. It's been a weird year.
>>31065138
dude nice

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>>31064224
Same deal as OP, but unironically. Doesn't help that I've got pet lizards and snakes instead of cats or dogs or shit, but, y'know, allergies. Only 20, so I've got time, r-right?

>>31071677
It was nice. Really nice

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Single. I broke up with my bf because of my trust issues and now I miss him

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Almost everyone I've been with has taken advantage of me in some way
The only one who didn't lasted a weekend and we haven't talked in months
I'm basically fucked

>>31071780
Youll be allright dont do anything stupid youll regret

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>All in the pic

Been dating my GF for 9 years. Saving up for a decent ring now.

Favorite pokemon is Pinsir.

I've had relationships, even sex, but my girlfriend cheated on me 7 years ago and I haven't had any since. I've grown tired of dealing with women in general.

>>31071573

Incinefag here, poverty mostly. I need a degree, my skills are apparently worthless without one.

Scared I'm trapped.

I wonder how many relationships owe their thanks to this place. Actual, genuine relationships.

>>31071923
Shit that sucks. Any trade schools or community colleges in your area?

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got with like 5 different chicks last semester and it wasn't that fun

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My favorites cycle between any of these. Bugs are cute!

Married lesbian homeowner

Roserade
Never had gf, mostly ONSs

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sexed 3 different girls, 2 of which I was in a relationship with. divorced, 24
alot of groping randoms and such at bars

>>31064224
Magnezone
Gay

>>31064224

At least you have a favorite Pokemon. I'd trade one or two of my twenty or so actual sexual encounters with females, in order to have that.

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>>31072245
>one or two

OH WOW

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>>31064224
pic related

I'm doing very well with a transgirl lately, dating her for almost 4 months now.

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Manectric

Have had 2 girlfriends, one of them was a terrible person the other one is now a good friend (who also likes Pokemon). Had sex with both, probably won't be in another relationship for a long time because of shit that happened with the first one.

>31071684
Of course you do, dude, I'm sure you'll find the gal someday :)

>>31072208
Really makes you think

pic related

kissless virgin but I have had an online gf before, if that counts

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>>31072643
fuck

Empoleon

very happy relationship with qt bf

>>31064224
Maybe youre just really gay op

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>Azumarill
>Kissless virgin, but getting close platonically with a crush.

Luxray
Have been with my first girlfriend ever for about 6 months now

>>31071184
>engaged
>female
>favourite mon is fucking Mudkip
The only way you could be more normie is if you were already married and your favourite was pikachu

Tossup between Magcargo and Octillary.
I frequently have sex with my girlfriend (only third girl I've been in a relationship with) and lasted for a few years.
If I can get a girl 3 levels above me, so can you guys

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Mawile.

Had several gfs growing up and tons of online gfs, but have only had sex twice. I got fat in the last year and realized I don't like to leave the house and also lack good socializing skills off the internet, so I'm probably going to have a very, very long dry spell.

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Delibird


Im gay

>>31064224
>Tyranitar

>Kissless virgin

>Haven't talked to a girl for god knows how long

Not interested in a relationship but a fugbuddy would be nice to have.

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Gengar

I've been lowkey dating a girl but it's complicated.

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Typhlosion

Kissless virgin, but I'm 18 so I've got time.

>>31064224
Probably scizor, maybe rayquaza or mewtwo, it's hard to decide

Dated quite a good amount in HS and lost virginity at 16, currently single though

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virgin

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>>31073146
I can't argue with this

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it's been hard to wait for bank so I can have knock on this cool dude

>6 months as a sort-of recluse reading, playing music, getting stoned playing pocket monsters
>4 months doing shitty hook ups
> ~2 months chasing someone wholesome
been following this pattern for 4 years now

I'm on the long stretch now

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no luck with grills, they're always taken. its complicated with guys; i tried not to get attached but i keep coming back.

>>31074114
Slut

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Been in a couple of relationships, both of which ended pretty badly and kind of soured me on the whole dating scene. Doesn't help that I'm ugly as sin. Only had sex once though and that was a long-ass time ago. I've pretty much given up on relationships at this point. I'm more concerned with having my life in line.

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too many sex

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Aerodactyl

I go through years-long cycles of girls either approaching me or nothing happening at all.

In both cases it never ever has worked out if I tried to approach a girl first.

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>>31072366
>says his favorite is Primarina
>dating a tranny
This is too obvious, anon.

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Pinned down and kissed by a girl when I was 6, still a virgin tho, but I'm pretty young so I don't care

>>31074429
I wish i peaked at 6

>>31074444
lold

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>>31064224
T-Tar

Been in a loving relationship for nearly 3 years now. Probably going to marry the girl sometime next year.

Not trying to brag, theres pro's and con's to both sides of the arguments.

>>31064224
>Flip-floping between Mawile and Celesteela
>kissless virgin
If only it weren't illegal to fuck big ass spaceship canons.

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>>31074463
hey man that's awesome. shit like that is actually encouraging

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>>31071184
>I'm not a man, so don't freak out

I'm most disgusted by the fact you're a dyke.

I'd bet you love to complain about the patriarchy and have dyed blue hair.

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Im crushing on a classmate. I want to try even though i feel is not going to work/wont even start

>>31074044
are you me?

>90% of waifumon fags are kisless virgins
i've always suspected it but it's nice to have some proofs

>>31074676
With that attitude it wont

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Bi female.

I've been on 4 relationships, the shortest of a year and one of them abusive.

Now I'm on a long term relationship.

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>all those disgusting normies ITT
>not seeing the jewery between relationships
>wanting to put even more unfortunates on the earth to suffer
purge
you will be purged

>>31074744
Cheat on your retard bf/gf with me you cum rag

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Porygon-Z or Pic related
I have been in lots of relationships but they always end after a month. I kissed but I'm still a virgin. I could easily get a girl but seems like not for long.
Most of my friends are girls though and they are my friends for years now.

>>31074779
Classy

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>>31074688
it's such an easy lifestyle to accidentally adopt. especially as a functioning adult, ya know?

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Primarina

Straight male, 25

I'm in a long term relationship with a girl, we've been having sex at least once a week since we started dating.

It's not that difficult, guys.

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Braixen

I've gone out on dates, had my dick sucked only once, and I seem to never be interested in the chick after a few times seeing her. I just want to have a fuckbuddy desu

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>>31064224
Pic. Single, have had some emocionant, passionate, extremely short relationships. My friends consider me a a guy who knows how to hook up with the ladies but doesn't know how to keep them, but they are only right about the last part.

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>>31064224
Single, kissless virgin and attracted to neither women nor men. I can't deal with all the uninteresting bullshit they keep yapping about and I'm not willing to act like I care in exchange for company I don't want in the first place.

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>>31064224
Pic related

Got a couple of female friends. No romantic experiences since I'm not bi/les.

>>31075101
I was gunna say 'owie mommy the edge plz gib cummies', but yeah that's a understandable view

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>>31065274
>wimp out

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>>31064224

The time around when I lost my virginity I had nonstop sex for two months


I haven't had sex in three years

>>31075136
your hand needs time to rest

>>31075138
at least my hand will never leave me

Xurkitree.
Dated a girl once, didn't liked it, then i came back to my gamer life. There are some girls that like me, but i'm not into them.

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>Had terrible relationship with an ex-gf
>best friend became fuck buddy but then we fell off
>now has gf for 1year who also plays pokemon and have sex sometimes

i guess doing fine

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>>31066367
>It's the all virgins are degenerates meme

>>31064224
Was there a thread like this before?

>>31064869
Is every pokemon in this thread a girl?

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>>31064224
Mega Lopun

Had a few one night stands, fucked more men overall than women, stopped caring a few years ago because women suck and went full 2D.

I'm also gonna marry Asuka Langley Soryu!

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Never even held hands yet, less even a hug.

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>>31073913
respect for the best mon, tho

Male, 19
Have been with 7 girls. had sex with 4 of them, but two of them where shit-tier level GFs and things went downhill all of them, except for the seventh, which is my girlfriend for 2+ years.
Considering marriage in the future.
7 is my lucky number(i hope so)

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>>31064224
Serperior
Virgin. Had a short relationship with a fucking crazy bitch who wanted to get pregnant on purpose. Dodged a bullet.
Open for a relationship, but not desperate at all. 3D is difficult to handle and life is too short to be with someone you don't really like.

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>>31075533
>her favorite pokemon is Zigzagoon, the original is nicknamed Badger, but she has a lot of other ones.
Have like 40+ of those in ORAS bc she tried to breed a perfect one without my help and she is retarded on competitive play.

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I'm gay so no interest in women

I've only had one boyfriend and we've been dating for nearly 3 years now

>>31075135
really made me think


fuck you anon

Lapras. I love riding a badass loch ness monster that can shoot ice and lightning bolts.

I don't like women.

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24 male Virgin and I'm cool with being single. Not a very social person and I sure as heck don't want kids. I enjoy the peaceful single life and not having to worry about anyone other than myself honestly.

>>31075631
Yeah we could tell by your pokemon choice that you're a faggot

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Tried both options once each. I do much better with cybering though.

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I'm gay

Arcanine.
KV. Was turbonerd with very few friends during my uni years. I have started a transition to normie status after the obligatory army service. Seems to be going well, at least I'm meeting girls now. I'm currently close to 2 girls from different circles and planning my moves to not fuck this up with at least one of them.
Also, a ridiculously creepy, clingy girl is sending me every sign she can that she wants the d and I'm doing my best to not give in.

>>31064224
Hydreigon
Virgin, no gf
Could probably fix it if I wasn't such a lazy shit and actually showed up and spoke to people at uni

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>>31069648
>>31069804
It's complicated actually.

Dated a couple girls my freshman and sophomore year. Started dating the trap late Sophmore until a few months after senior year graduation. Dated anothe female (with a vagina) for about a year. Now I'm currently not in a relationship.

I wouldn't consider myself "gay" either. Bisexual maybe. During my time with the trap I rarely ever bottomed, because I didn't enjoy it. But I'm not sexually into guys, or masculine things. I'm more interested in femininity, (basically anything that resembles a female.) I would still date a trap, but I have standards when it comes that.

>>31064224
thematically Hypno

am in a 3 year relationship right now

>>31075691
Unsurprising

>>31075382
>less even a FUG
Iktf anon

>>31075676
Same t b h

P I N S I R

In a 3+ year relationship with a girl with a gigantic ass and pretty great rack. She's into witch stuff and loves Hex Maniac and ghost types. That's what I get for living in Salem though.

Before her though I just enjoyed collecting v-cards from girls in college. It was a lot of fun getting super innocent girls to be totally indecent. Got one with enormous tits to moo for me. That was something else. It was a good time but I'm happier now. A life of meaningless sex and also fucking girls in relationships (then watching them crash and burn) was a really empty one.

Scytherfags are the worst though.

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Dating a cute girl from work

>>31077002
>dating someone you work with
RIP

>>31077112
Your point?
That's how my parents met.

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>>31064224
Dunsparce

Social train wreck who's scared of 3D women.

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>Dated girl for three years
>Found out she cheated multiple times and broke up with her
>Started dating a trap
>We've been together since October

>>31077492
>trap

More details, pls.

How did you met her? want one too, but its hard to find a cute trap in germany

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>>31077728
Honestly, I was horny and messaged her on Craigslist. We went out for a couple of dates and we just clicked instantly. I've even introduced her to my family and they love her to death. Sorry for the blogshit but she makes me happy.

>>31077815
do they know shes a trap?

Who´s bigger? you or her?