Because fuck me do they need saving.
>Chubby cute owl turns into edgemaster pro sniper teleports behind you shit
>Skinny emo cat turns into barabait
>Cute sea puper turns into a tranny
Give me another Popplio evo and give it to me fucking now gamefreak.
>>31059254
Primarina is fine
>>31059254
best set of starters since gen 4, son.
>>31059254
If enough people contact GF about it they might just do that. GF itself and the localization teams have had open ears to their social media and public reaction.
>>31059254
Primarina is perfect, the over 2 are also pretty good
>>31059254
Denialfags/splitevofags need to get over themselves
Shut up fatass.
Primarina is too good for your ass.
>>31059254
>The splitevo shit again
Get over it. Gen 7 has no fucking starters.
These are only placeholders that introduce you to the concept of what a Pokemon is. They are obviously meant to be put in the PC because their evos cause problems and mental issues. Their stats and visuals represent this pretty well. Just don't worry, they are happier unevolved on pokepelago. :)
>>31059287
I agree gen 4 is the best.
I'm just pissy that Gamefreak seem to be making the starters token designs since gen 5
>Slim cool one
Samurott, Greninja, Decidueye
>Beefy masculine one
Emboar, Chesnaught, Incenroar
>girl despite gender ratio
Serperior, Delphox, Primarina
They try to surprise us with the starters evolutions to avoid becoming "just bigger", but at least with the "just bigger" design ethic I knew what I was in for when I chose my starter at the begining. It's just false advertising when the professor asks you to choose at this point.
I wanted a cool sea lion performer bro, but I got something so feminine it doesn't even make sense with the gender ratio. They just did it to appease furfags, and starter designs should never stoop that low. Save that shit for Lopunny and Gardevoir, not your first fucking partner.