Whats the shittiest stat distribution you can think of? Here

>>31051101
you can do better.

HP: 1 (this is hardcoded to give exactly 1 hp thanks to shedinja)
Atk: 1
Def: 255
SpA: 1
SpD: 255
Spe: 70

>>31051143
Swap speed and SP.Atk and you will have the perfect waste of BST.

>>31051333
70 speed is there so its not even trick room worthy

>>31051333
>b-but it's good in trick room!

>>31051143
niche as a guard split suicidemon in doubles

OP forgot to include a minimum on BST.

HP: 1
Atk: 1
Def: 1
SpAtk: 1
SpDef: 1
Spd: 1

I did it.

HP: 51
Atk: 80
Def: 95
SpA: 80
SpD: 95
Spe: 99

Probably as overall mediocre as you can get with a 500 BST.
Could rip more from HP to put into both attack stats.

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>>31051101
HP: 75
Attack: 110
Defense: 125
Sp.Atk: 100
Sp.Def: 105
Speed: 85

77 HP
70 Atk
90 Def
145 SAtk
75 SDef
43 Spe

>>31051530
>Being that fast in trick room
>Sash always saves it
>Endure makes it near invincible
>That low of an attack stat when Night Shade and Seismic Toss exist
With an auto trick room ability, and those two moves, it could actually be broken

>>31052606
I'm thinking Mega Pyukumuku, basically just regular Pyukumuku but completely dehydrated and shriveled. Toxic, Endure, Taunt, Soak, Ubers here we come...?

>>31052656
It would literally never have the ability to toxic or soak without sash
A mega with those stats would be tragic

>>31052704
Somehow the Mega Stone didn't even cross my mind. Maybe it could be a Pyuku pre-evo, then.

>HP-135
>Atk-70
>Def-150
>SpAtk-20
>SpDef-150
>Speed-5

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>>31052724
Is that supposed to be bad? That's one tanky motherfucker you've got there.

>>31052606
I don't think you understand how Focus Sash and Endure work.

1 hp
1 atk
1 def
1 spa
1 spd
1 spe

HP: 30
Atk: 85
Def: 40
SpA: 75
SpD: 40
Spe: 130
Ability is Stall

65 hp
95 att
60 def
95 spatt
60 spedef
99 speed

Literally the most mediocre sweeper ever

>>31052743
Give it a bunch of recovery, coverage and status moves and the ability Oblivious.

It becomes pure cancer

HP: 150
Atk: 160
Def: 100
SpA: 95
SpD: 65
Speed: 100
Ability: Truant

HP: 75
ATK: 75
DEF: 85
SPATK: 85
SPDEF: 110
SPD: 70

BST: 500

>>31052723
would work great with eviolite then

>>31052838
lower the attack and that would probably be my base stats

>>31053098
>Eviolite 1 HP 1 Def 1 SpDef

???

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>>31052413

>>31052983
kek

>>31053080
Slap an assault vest on it and it's probably workable.

Base 80 in everything.

>>31051101
Probably an Ultra Beast w/ Beast Boost
HP:21
Atk:90
Def:125
Sp.Atk:190
Sp.Def:129
Spe: 25
Total: 570

>>31052832
Give it Speed Swap

>>31053301
UBs' base stats are all prime numbers tho. Nice try.

>>31052462
Is this Drampa?

>>31053301
>HP:21
>Atk:90
>Def:125
>Sp.Atk:185
>Sp.Def:124
>Spe: 25

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>>31053340
>not recognizing the 43 speed meme

>>31053334
Wow. I never noticed that

HP: 99
Attack: 94
Defense: 71
Special Attack: 94
Special Defense: 71
Speed: 71

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>HP: 223
ATK: 110
>DEF: 53
SP.ATK: 93
>SP.DEF: 53
>SPEED: 43

Let me put this in context.

252+ SpA Cutiefly Dazzling Gleam vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Guzzlord: 352-420 (54.1 - 64.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

252+ Atk Huge Power Azurill Play Rough vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Guzzlord: 528-624 (81.2 - 96%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

>>31051143
>focus sash
>power trick
>suddenly late game okay-ish sweeper

>>31053430
Guzzlord could have been great. Why did they do this to him?

Just remove 50 points from his HP and either one of his attack stats and feed them into the defenses, in a way that fits with the prime number thing, and he might have been passable. And maybe also give him a typing that isn't dogshit defensively.

Two flashes of light from a bee smaller than my hand KO the living personification of a black hole. I mean, goddamn.

>>31052413
savage

Fixed:
Ultra Beast with Beast Boost.
HP: 23
Atk:79
Def:139
Sp.Atk: 193
Sp.Def: 89
Spe: 47
Total: 570

>>31053526
Honestly, Guzzlord isn't terrible. Max investment into both defenses salvages its bulk, and Beast Boost lets it work as on hell of a wrecking ball if it gets that first kill.

>>31054767
Now give it Flareon's Movepool, sans the egg moves.

>>31054767
at least it would be actually strong, unlike guzzlord.

>>31051101
Shuckle

Amazing defenses ruined by 20 HP

>>31054767
Slower Xurkitree with similar physical bulk.

HP 78
Attack 107
Defense 75
Sp. Atk 100
Sp. Def 100
Speed 70

HP: 90
Atk: 135
Def: 130
SpA: 105
SpD: 70
Spe: 70
600 BST Ice/Bug with Ice Body as an ability. HA: Slush RuWonder Skin

>255 HP
>50 Attack
>15 Defence
>50 Special Attack
>15 Special Defence
>150 Speed
BST 545
Abilities: Vital Spirit, Steadfast. HA: No Guard

>>31051530
As long as its ability is sturdy, it's a steel/fire or poison/fire type, holds safety goggles and has access to foul play, swagger, night shade and seismic toss, it could work to an extent. Literally all that could kill it are stealth rock/spikes, leech seed, perish song, ghost curse, corrosion salazzle or a mold breaker.

>>31051101
Just look at whatever Onix has

>>31052462
>>31052413
kek

>>31052805
This is bad!

HP: 55
Atk: 35
Def: 50
SpA: 55
SpD: 110
Speed: 85

Also, mind boner.

Steel/Normal
Levitate
HP: 48
ATK: 20/200*
DEF: 98
SAT: 200/20*
SDE: 190
SPD: 109
BST: 680
(*has form change move with -2 priority)

>>31054767
>Low base HP
>Vikavolt-tier speed
>Mediocre Special Defense.
I don't think that it can even take a Special move before doing damage with it gigantic 193 Special Attack. Hence it's being awful.

>>31053430
>Tried using him against shitters on Battle Spot
>Not enough SpA to OHKO anything
>Too slow to outspeed anything
>Not enough defenses to avoid being THKO
I just... I want to like you, Guzzlord.