Why hasn't he killed himself yet?

>>31044005
his cats

acerola

>>31044005
Because then his neice would be sad

>>31044005
Why haven't you?

>>31044005
Cause he has more pussy than a man could ever ask for

>>31044005
bulu won't let him

>>31044032
He doesn't even know that kid

>>31044005
his battle intro is already him swirling into the etarnal dark void, anon

>>31044051
t. nanu

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>>31044019
>>31044032
so we can safely say he's still alive for the pussy?

>>31044005
his persian, meowth, acerola, and the fact that bulu would be pissed

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Because he's not suicidal, he's just a grump. He just wants to be left alone.

>>31044628

was he being sarcastic here?

>>31044653

I took it as him being very bluntly serious. He's pretty deadpan so I could see him just saying something like that without even thinking about it, or trying to soften it out of politeness or manners.

>>31044684
>sending a 10 year old to her possible death

What the fuck is wrong with hawaii

>>31044749
I agree, that sounds pretty dark.

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needs to look after that persian

>>31044628
>>31044749
He was pulling your leg, he later said that he knew you could overpower the team skull shitters remember? When you fight him for the dark z- crystal.

The after life exists in the Pokemon world so maybe the kill yourself and you go to hell rule exists.

>>31044005
ain't no rest for the wicked

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for some reason i was positive he was a depressed retired cyrus but i guess i was reaching

>>31044005
Bulu uses Disable and Grassy Terrain whenever Nanu tries to off himself

>>31044749
Aside from it being a joke, if you've ever tried to live there, it's kind of shithole, one of the poorer states.

>lots of shit can't be produced locally, thus it must be shipped there all the way from the mainland US (or wherever else), hiking up cost by a lot (you'll basically want to hunt to supplement your diet, which many of the locals do)
>rent is on average like three times higher on the isles than in mainland America
>has it's fair share of crime and scumbags, cops aren't all that helpful, looks the other way for lots of crime (for good and bad)
>lots of unexploded old ordnance left from the Pearl Harbor day, heard a story from a guy about someone who found an old White Phosphor mortar shell on his property and put it in the back of his car and took it to work, asking him what it was, and was told to call fucking EOD and get that shit out of his office, "you could have fucking died the entire way over here"
>hawaiian natives don't get along with micronesian immigrants at all, fair bit of racial tensions there

Because i visit him everyday cuz i love him so much

>>31044653
I get the idea that your character wasn't the first one to try to be a hero and purge Po Town and those people met with a terrible fate.

He likes meat too much.