5 days till choice scarf, no guard, machamp, with fissure

>implying GF won't conveniently "fix" it

tfw pure psychic Mr Mime

>>31041169
lets just hope they give all gen 1 pokemon from R/B hidden abilities

>>31041136
>sends out pidgey

Fissure ignores all changes to accuracy and evasion. It will still be 30% even with no-guard when used against a same level pokemon.

>>31041136
>implying it'll happen on January 1st

>>31041288
wow rude -.-

>>31041313
you really honestly fucking think the world is fucking friendly? 4chan doesn't fucking mean the users are fucking cock sucking each other, period. you're an idiot.

>>31041251
No guard makes fissure hit 100%

Fissure just isnt affected by stat reductions/increases from sand attack/double team/minimize etc

>>31041313
>whiny ass bitch
>smiley user
go back to reddshit you little piece of shit

>>31041361
ow the edge

>>31041361
Sucks this
*undicks*

>>31041313
> -.-
end yourself

>>31041361
4chan is one of the gayest community on the internet though sweetheart.
you better warm up that mouth cause I am cummin in raw.

>>31041136
good, my pokemon with sturdy will enjoy this.

>>31041558
This

>>31041288
>>31041361
pls no bully

>>31041361
> being mean on the internet
why?

>>31041558
Nearly every sturdy mon is weak to Dynamic Punch

>>31041361
autismo detected
look at him and laugh

>>31041136
>5 days
Are you usually this retarded or was it just a one time thing?

>>31041172
He'll update to fairy.

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Here's a list for every mon/move combination from RBY.

http://pastebin.com/HMDrx5js

>Implying the bank update won't he late January at best.
>Implying the imported gen 1 mons won't all have their HA's.

I can't wait for my Serene Grace Tri Attack Chansey to get here.

>>31041136
My dad is Nintendo and I can confirm that the update won't be released until the 17th.

>>31042035
explain to me how machamp gets to use anything but fissure when its scarfed without switching out

>>31041361

underage detected

>>31042283
> just about everything gets mimic and reflect

For what purpose? Why do genwunners defens this shit gen?

>>31042374

>machamp used fissure
>the foe's golem's sturdy endured the hit
>
>machamp used fissure
>the foe's golem fainted

Wow hard counter

>>31041361
please be bait

>>31041136
No way it will actually release on the first

>>31042422
aren't sturdy mons immune to ohko moves?

>>31042422
good job retard you sure helped explain how smart you are.

I know how you feel man, I'm waiting for it to get a Mawile before I start playing.
But it probably ain't happening on the 1st... especially when they STILL haven't announced it, come the fuck on GF.

I hope Gen 1-transferred Pokemon get exclusive abilities, and Machamp gets Scrappy

>>31042506
i'm hopin for something special for my bros nidoking and gengar

>>31041194
For the ten thousandth time, Ability Capsule will still change Hidden Abilities to one of their standard abilities.

>>31042540

No it doesn't.

>>31042374
Yes exactly this. Thank you. People thinking this is broken and wish for hidden abilities for VC transfers in this metagame are retarded

>Flying types
>Sturdy
>Levitate
>Sash
>Air Balloon
>meta full of Tapus
There are several counters and checks available and scarf limits Machamp's choice of attacks. It's NOT broken. Let the champ have this ffs

>>31042506
Steadfast is such a fucking garbage HA. What the fuck were they thinking. Defiant, Mold Breaker, etc made so much more sense

>>31041194
Fuck (You)

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>>31043092
People bitching about Machamp are casuals

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>>31043092
>flying shit
G R A V I T Y

>>31041136
I thought there were rules that limited competetive use of VC gen1 mons for this reason.

>>31042283
Mega drain Gengar might be cool

>>31044023
Oh no an extra turn that had to be done. Taunt the mofo, you bitch

>>31043092
this. thank you

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>>31042540
>being wrong this much

>>31041136
Don't wanna be a downer but, I think Japan will get it before US. Plus it will most likely be around the 20th of January.

>>31041361
Ok, you can drop the hardass act now.

>>31042559
>>31045161
Well, he's said it a thousand times, so he must be right.

>>31044250
>40bp healing move for glass cannon/annoyer
Nah

>>31045235
agreed. you're better off going full offense

>>31041429
its also why 4chan is such a cesspool


gay people always make everything worse

What's going to be his bff in vgc? Follow me Clefable? Instruct Oranguru?

>>31042422
>Machamp used Fissure!
>Golem's Sturdy!
>But it failed!

>>31044250
It already gets giga drain, though.

>>31042422
>not knowing how sturdy works
kys literal retard

>>31044074
theres no rules because we dont know how it works yet.

>>31046419
he's underage, started playing at gen 5

>>31045727
something with soak

>implying GF will release bank literally on day 1

Won't it lack the clover symbol needed for its usage in anything but in-game?

>>31047091
why?

>>31042374
>not switching
What retard wouldn't switch the moment a potential sturdy-mon comes out?

It switches to a counter, destroys your sturdymon, then resumes sweeping later.

There are 6 (six) slots on a team. Machamp will occupy 1 (one).

It isn't rocket science to build a team specifically to support one gimmick mon.

Your best shot at winning is being good at mindgames.

>>31047467
if you can force Machamp out of the field, then you gain momentum. It's not like he has U-turn or Volt Switch. Switching is available to both players, not just the opponent.

>Your best shot at winning is being good at mindgames.
Pretty much all games regardless of the presence of No Guard Fissure

>>31046487
I thought I saw something that directly mentioned limitations on using pokemon that originated in the VC games. I don't have a citation though.

>>31047467
The second you bring out machamp the opponent is going to switch a sturdy user out and set up on you since machamp cant even do anything.

Or they'll anticipate you immediately switching out and kill whatever you switch in to deal with the sturdy user.

No Guard Fissure is only good if people dont know about it, the second it becomes popular everybody's going to have a counter on their team. And it is incredibly easy to deal with machamp.

>>31047884
>The second you bring out machamp the opponent is going to switch
>Or they'll anticipate you immediately switching
See what you did here? You said "or", meaning he has to guess. He isn't in any sort of advantegous position because you get the exact same opportunities to predict

>>31048101
>He isn't in any sort of advantegous position because you get the exact same opportunities to predict
so what's the problem then?

>>31048101

no you retard i'm saying hes always going to switch in the sturdy user

then hes either going to just set up on you with stat boosts

or hes going to just predict the switch on your side and kill your switch.

HE is at an advantage and YOU are at a disadvantage, because he can choose but you MUST switch.

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>5 days until phoxes in SM

Anything good besides Double-Edge, Fissure and Soft-Boiled? I read the Pastebin but I'm stupid.

>implying it won't be released on the 31

>>31041136
I thought they decided to not allow that move a while ago.

>>31048364
post receipts or gtfo

>>31041288
>>31041313
>>31041361
18+

>>31041136
Who /not using PokéBank until they compelete the Alolan Pokédex/ here?

>>31041136
>not Bubblebeam Raticate

>>31041361
Then how can you explain the cock that is currently in my mouth?

>>31048271
I think you're on the mark.

>>31047282
Gets rid of flying type.

>My bro will get fucking 100% accurate fissure
>He will barely register to the battlespot metagame
>Banned in smogon

Feels fissure'd, man.

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>>31042283
>Teleport Arcanine
>SM only lets you ride a handful of Pokémon even though they all have walk/run animations
>SM doesn't let you use field moves, even non-HMs
>tfw I will never run across Alola on this majestic motherfucker or be able to fast travel back to the last town
Just kill me now

>>31048560
I thought this thread was about no guard fissure? Whose flying type is going to be removed exactly?

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>>31048426
>he still hasn't completed the Alolan Pokédex

>>31048426
I mean...technically me, I guess, given that I finished the Alolan Pokédex a few weeks ago. Without using the GTS for anything except version exclusives, I might add.

>>31048658
Last I remember, flying types can't be Fissured, so soaking them opens them up to being dropped in the hole in doubles.

>>31048802
oh shit, I thought you meant soaking Machamp. Alright, fair point

>>31048426

I finished the Alolan dex last week sooooo.

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>>31048699
I-I only got the game a few days ago please don't bully

>>31049118
i got the game nearly a month now and I'm only on the second Island still

You guys are slow. I finished my living dex befire the game was even out.

>>31041361

someone was alone for Christmas.

>>31041361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18