I think he's cute, best SM starter
>>31036521
(S)He confuse my benis
>>31036521
As a 4chan girl, that thing is awful and ruined the hunky merman we could have gotten.
>>31036521
She's the best SM starter IMO, great design, typing, cute, etc.
>>31036527
>>31036530
>>31036530
>>31036562
Proof that only tumblrinas like this thing
>>31036571
I'm just into traps anon, i couldnt give two shits about gender identity bullshiti'm down with qt girl primarina too
>>31036521
>girls
>think
>>31036521
Sexy furry trap.
>>31036538
I take back this post of mine >>31036625, hunky Primariman is way sexier and I feel a deep shame now.
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
>>31036647
I've never seen this copypasta before, thanks
Hambeast girl here, used to dislike it at first, but then I tried to give it a chance by training one
Went straight to PC afterwards, not that interested in the typing at all and if I were, I'd just rather Azumarill honestly. As a female starter, it's great, as a male, it's a bloody mess of a concept to even consider it as such thanks to its mannerisms in Amie. It's a fairy, to be blunt.
it's cutethat's quite literally it for me though, it's not something I really care about
If their goal was to give little girls playing the game an attractive option, why didn't they make Popplio have clearly feminine traits as well?
I'm betting most of the little girls picking up SM would choose Litten if anything.
I know of two girls who play Pokémon and they both chose Popplio, so i guess they like it?
>>31036538
>implying that shitty fan made design was ever on the table and is even good
I'm so glad we got a true feminine starter for once. Makes it easier to point out the autists and laugh at them.
>>31036717
>Girls pick the cute kitty that turns into barabeast
>Boys pick the funny seal that turns into waifuseal
>Wizard's apprentices pick the owl that turns into nuthin' personal ghost assassin
What is GF trying to accomplish here?
>>31036735
Did they look up the evolutions beforehand?
>>31036571
Sick meme, bro. Upboated.
>Mfw all these trannies ITT
>>31036800
>Being a pathetic whiteknight
Fuck off
>>31036799
Yes, they did. I'm pretty sure Primarina is what made one choose Popplio, the other one liked it from the start
>>31036850
(You)
>>31036793
One thing I didn't like about this set of starters was that they gave a lot of personality to the first forms this time, but for some reason just threw those ideas out after they evolve. It's especially jarring for Popplio since it seems like it's the wacky one of the starters and it jumps straight to being a cutemon in its second form.
All the starters change as they evolve of course, but compare that to say, Serperior, which retains the "arrogance" Snivy has.
>>31036962
>Clownseal
>Evolves into singer
This does bother me.
>>31036974
Popplio goes from being a goofy cute clown to a beautiful elegant mermaid singer. Both are related to entertainment and show business, so it works.
>>31036866
>"Muh shitty forced (You) maymay
What a desperate copout.
>>31037004
(You)
>>31037035
A desperate copout indeed. I'll take that as a yes.
>>31037110
(You)
>>31037035
You're a bigger shitposter than he is.
>>31036974
>>31036985
I can see the unifying theme, but you're talking about the surface design aspects whereas I was referring more to how its animated. I think they could've still had the sense of humor that Popplio gave off. Like I think they could've give Brionne a "stick its tongue out" idle animation and give Primarina a winking idle animation to still give it that air of playfulness.
I think Incineroar did somewhat a better job of this. Litten appears uncaring whereas Incineroar appears hostile, but for both it's just a front and its friendliness shows through when you pet it in Refresh and such.
>>31037139
You can tell this is a girl because only a girl would post such a cop out.
>>31037035
>>31037110
Would you two just fuck already?
>>31036696
>calling yourself a hambeast
This annoys me even more than the neckbeards on this thread.
>>31037004
>forces unfunny "le Tumblr on like this Pokemon" meme
Wew. The irony.
>>31037149
>proceeds to post a girl
Oh, you.
>>31037156
(You)
>>31036521
My girlfriend loves it but still prefers Nu-Maleye
I loved it the moment I saw it. Thought it was fake until Mallow though.
I don't have a particular preference for cute or feminine Pokémon if that's what you're assuming. I'm sure there are girls that do, though.
>>31036521
I have a friend who is a girl. Her three favorite Gen VII mons are Primarina, Salazzle, and Buzzwole.
>>31037891
More surprised about Salazzle and Buzzwole than Primarina, honestly. Good taste anyway.
>>31036521
its purty
i wanna fuk him
>unironically evolving Brionne into that ugly mermaid slut
>>31038643
Yes.
>>31038643
>ugly
DELET THIS
>>31036800
No, dutygenerate is not sick.
>>31036866
>>31037035
>>31037139
>>31037280
>>31038643
>unironically being an NFE fag
Because girls like pretty things? Actually looking through places outside of here shows that the majority of people think of and refer to it as female by default, aside from people who think it's funny for it to be a guy and/or dislike it of course.
>>31038643
>Lolifag
Degenerate.
>Girls
>On veepee