>walk in city with gf >Buzzwole slaps gfs ass >wat do?

>>31022998
Ask him to slap my ass, too.

remember I don't have a gf and keep walking while crying

>>31022998
send my lvl 1 ledyba and use gust so he dies like the fuckboi he is

Spot me, skeeter!

>>31022998
Ask her to slap my ass, too.

>>31022998
>buzzwole
pidgey uses gust

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>Anon used Aerial Ace!

>>31022998
Hold a funeral for her, she's fucking dead

>>31022998
GF loves flying types so he's getting rekt hard.

>>31022998
Suck his dick

>>31022998
>mono-flying team
Get fucked.

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Come at me, bro!

>>31022998
Pelipper! Use Hurricane!

>>31022998
I'd beat the living mosqitoe shit out of this thing. I'm not scared of some jacked bug. I took muh tai and could easily obliterate this asshole. Nlo one fucks with my girl except me and the bros

>>31022998
>>Watch as she explodes from the impact, and shrug.
works for me. She was hinting at marriage anyway

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>>31022998
You're both his gf now

>>31022998
Toss a Beast Ball so he can slap my ass anytime.

>>31022998
Slap his... ass?

>le brave birded man

>>31022998
Take her to a nearby hospital because that swole motherfucker probably broke something.

We're both his girlfriend now.

>>31022998
>gf
whose gf?

>>31022998
Weep my loss
For my gf is dead

What if my gf IS Buzzwole?

>>31022998
Buzz is female, only female mosquitos drink blood.

>>31022998
Look at the way his head turns to his other arm. This boi just flexively dabbed.

attend her funeral

>>31022998
Break up with my girlfriend and go out with him

Spray him with Raid

Lmao bug pokemon are the weakest

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Mourn.

>buzzwole is over 7' tall

d-doushio...

I bet he'd be able to make me feel like a dainty little thing just like I've always wanted~

>gf
How does he slap the asses of entire game company?

>>31022998
Why did you edit his face to face the other way?

>>31022998
My girlfriend's ass is made of birds. Have fun losing your hand bitch

I just outspeed it

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>>31026204
With great strength and finesse.

[x] brave burb from a 100% hp Talonflame

Lmao my gf let's out a cute fart and buzzwole the female roidf junkie dies. Then I hi-5 my gf and leave these loser betas behind

>>31026690
Even without Gale Wings, Talonflame is significantly faster than Buzzwole.

Might as well use this thread. I'm making a small pokemon porn game and in it there's a reclusive girl who has a pokemon she uses to get sexual pleasure.

At first I though Lickitung but thinking more about it, it would probably have to be one she is actually attracted to, in the same way boys might choose a Lopunny because of its feminine figure. But I'm not sure girls would be attracted to actually masculine pokes, like a Machoke.

So what pokemon would work best, in your opinion?

Thanks.

PS: I might end up using fakemons in order to avoid getting c&d, so if you want to give general guidelines rather than a specific pokemon that's fine too.

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>>31026809
>But I'm not sure girls would be attracted to actually masculine pokes, like a Machoke.
In-game girls are canonically attracted to Machamp, at least. There are several jokes about this in SM.

Most real girls that want to fuck Pokemon are straight up furries, so unless you want to go that route, stick to fighting types.

>>31026809
Fighting type or something with tentacles.

>>31027017
>>31027125
I had no idea, wow: http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

I guess I'll end up using a Rapidash look-alike or a made up fighting/tentacle one, thanks.

>>31025099
his gf, and by that i he means you

If by gf you mean bf, then I would ask him to do a gay threesome with us.

I summon my stand as well.

>>31023015
Only acceptable answer

>>31022998
>sends out Pikipek
>Pikipek used Peck

>>31023154
>me and the bros
>and the bros

Don't think she's as much "your girl" as you like to think

>>31025099
GameFreak obviously.
Silly anon.
:^)

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>>31027509

I just found out that he does squats in Refresh.

What else does this big boy do?

>>31023009
>>31023058
>>31023357
>>31025083
the only correct answers

>>31031314
>Buzzwole
>Manlet

I hate whoever drew this

>>31027509
Bianca also liked what's his faces Sawk. Was like, basically Niagara Falls-ing over it.

Women like the muscular fighting types. Since pro-wrestling is also really popular with women in Japan for the same reason I could also see Incineroar being a favorite as well. Would certainly explain his constant winking in his animations.

>>31027509
>even the machop

Wow ladies. SS much?

>>31027572
> I would ask him to do a gay threesome with us.

Buzzwole has no gender. Just because something has huge muscles doesn't mean its male.


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