Anon-kun, Lillie send you a letter for christmasu!

Hi Lillie! This is my new team member and friend, Nihilego!

>>31003185
>>How do you answer anon?
Introduce the letter to my paper shredder.

Oh, hey Lillie. I didn't make much from selling that Pokedoll, but thanks anyway.

>>31003185
No worries about Nebby it's hanging out on some island with your father

>Jerk off onto letter
>Return to sender

Nebby? Oh, I wondertraded him.

Here Lillie, I got a gett-well soon present for your mother.
>sends Nihilego

>>31003185
>getting better
>doesn't even have her first pokemon
how did she make it to Bill's?

>>31003521
There isn't any grass that have to walk through from Vermillion to Bill's house, and Trainers would just ignore someone without a Pokemon.

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>>31003185
>tfw I wonder-traded Nebby away and got a Grimer.

Nebby took me to some strange dimension where the only difference is that time is shifted by 12 hours. Then she banged a lion and had a baby. I made a killing selling Nebby's sex tape

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>>31003204
this desu senpai

>>31003185
How the fuck did you get my address?

>>31004979
She's been to your house you fucktard.

>>31003185
Well Everything is pretty cool on my end
Nebby showed me a whole new world that's exactly the fucking same but just 12 hours ahead, which means it's not a new world, but she did fuck a lion, by the way yelling at each other is how people have sex right? I've heard my mom yell weird stuff at kukui and my meowth in her room before so I'm guessing that's the case, plus your brother in his room calling silvally a naughty girl and other weird stuff
Anyways a new cosmog was born and I've decided to collect a bunch of nihilegos and they've been rubbing me a lot on my weewee
Oh and hau is still a zombie
-Love sun

>>31003521
Lillie used so many repels that pokemon can no longer see her.