>4309 hours in >still in Hau'Oli City Who /comfy/ here??

>4309 hours
> In Hau'Oli city
>comfy

Your taking it too fast for it to be comfy. Im still in Iki town at 6230 hours

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5987 hours in still haven't even left route 1 (working on completing the dex)

this game is so fucking comfy

>>30991035
Slow down.

>>30991035
>>still in Hau'Oli City
H-hau?
I mean-
H-how?

>>30991119
Some of us enjoy a comfy gaem :^)

>end of time
>still contemplating if I should try that thing they called video games

>>30991035
The game has only been out for about 850 hours... u hackin bro?

I've been doing nothing but grinding primerina on the first route for the last 12922 hours. Getting really comfy

>>30991286
>12922 hours.
>538.41667 days.
>somethin's fucky.webm

You guys actually left your room? I wanted to check out everything so ive been in there for about 872690 hrs

>>30991837
>872690 hrs
You haven't left your bedroom in 99 years...?
Are you a time lord?

>>30991837
comfy but not as comfy as me.
8765810 hours in, still don't know which skin color to choose.

>>30992029
Still can't choose which language to decide! There are so many choices... Been here for about 9873649173100 hrs

>>30992029
>8765810 hours
One. Thousand. Years.

>>30992063
>9873649173100 hrs
1,127,128,901 years.
I'm starting to think you people are pulling my leg...

>>30992029
No need to rush man. Im 9103816492621110382746 hrs in and im just enjoying this comfy cutscene with kukui

I'm 537,35,253,6789 years in and I haven't even put the cartridge in

>>30992118
>9103816492621110382746 hrs
1,039,248,458,061,770,620
1 Quintillion years.
In other words- the age of the universe times 72,358,900

93729273747388228 hours here, ive yet to get the game

>>30992166
Woah man try and enjoy things a bit. 92740184028491038203710482038201840840 quintillion centuries in. Still trying to decide if i should use my phone or computer to go on amazon to order sun or moon, and then i still have to decide which game im gonna get. This is one of the comfiest regions yet

>>30992166
>537,35,253,6789
I think you either had a stroke, or are trying to post a phone number.
Either way- you failed.

>tfw have been waiting for 3*10^10^700 years and can't really choose if I want to play as a male or female character

This game is really comfy

>>30992225
>>30992204
>>30992166
>>30992118
>>30992063
>>30992029
>>30991837
>>30991035

This shit is unironically the funniest thing on /vp/ atm, I am genuinely laughing out loud

>>30992213
best one yet.

>>30992266
I've been laughing for 52763592084697636290e years non stop

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It is a very comfy region c:

>>30992392
>he's unironically using alolan marowak

kill yourself

>>30992225
Man you are just racing through it, its been 343205932890128012880947238937918629864891629162894658916289589153912 sextillion universe resets and I havent even been born

>>30992392
where do you meet bewears in the wild

Psshhh, I beat this in 1.724 seconds not counting 44,571,311 hours of cutscenes.
I also caught all 1,454 available pokemon, found every TM, grew at least 0.00125 of each type of berry, and didn't ride Charizard at all except for a few hundred times to hit up the poke-center or go shopping for clothes.
Not only that, but I got all the event pokemon including the one-of-a-kind Pikablu, and since my dad works at Wal-Mart he got them to add my top 27,409 favorite fakemon designs.

>>30992447
Outside the Battle Tree.

SOMEWHERE

>>30992409
Do you not know how SOS battles work? Kys casual fag.

>>30992523
UNDER THE SEA

29313 hours in and im still at the game screen

this game is so fucking comfy!

I think it's just been a long time since I was exposed to these kind of childish one upping jokes that I never found funny but am laughing at right now.
Thanks for the laugh fellas but I'm jumping out now before the joke gets killed.

>>30992523
ONCE TOLD ME

>>30992565
BUT IT'S ONLY ME AND I WALK ALONE

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>>30992565
EVERYTHINGS HOTTER
UNDA' DA WATA'
UNDA' DA SEA

>>30992662
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>30993960
CRYSTAL

>>30993996
ELECTRODE DIGGLET

>>30994071
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>3000 years in
>Still can't find a Floette

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>>30992662
EVER SEE SOMEONE SO
SHINY

>>30991035

Night time Theme being god tier doesn't help either

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>>30994180
>26280000 hours in
>Finally find one
>crappy nature

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Who /bean shaken/ here?

>>30994493
Should've just injected it bro. XD

>5 Bazillion years

>Still can't find Feebas

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>23 hours 58 minutes of trying to find the Feebas tile

>Finally found one

>Critical hit

>battle ends

>24 cycle the tile has changed

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>>30994617
Feebas was the first shit that I fished after Lana's trial

I fished up a feebas accidentally right after Lana trial. Had no idea it was so rare. Great nature and is too

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>>30994542
/bean bro/ here. Haven't left Pelago in 82703947582934 years.

>>30994169
IM FREEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEE FALLLINNNNN

>>30992419
Jesus Christ Alola is so damn comfy

>>30992266
Lots of laughs!!! :)

>tfw you've still been enjoying Pokemon Red for the last 106437994237624790321178 years

What's the rush? Pallet Town is such a comfy place.

>>30997183
>106437994237624790321178 years

Hey there, God. Just wanted to ask you to bring my hamster back, you know, he was cool

>>30994202
That song was fucking garbage.

>>30991035
>30 minutes in and still haven't exited the player's house due to excessive cutscenes
yeah c-comfy

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>They aren't collecting every last configuration of natures, abilities, and IVs of every Pokemon for the TRUE living dex

7,301,922 hours in and still comfy as fuck. Almost have 30% of every possible Yungoos. Can't wait to get to Ten Carat Hill so I can start collecting every possible Spinda spot variation.

>31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 8214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 4428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273 724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609 hours in
>still in Still choosing starter
Maximum /comfey/

You're all taking this shit too quick
I got this game on release and I still havent picked my gender

>>30997648
>mfw there are really people who try to obtain every nature+ability for some pokemons

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>wasting time playing a game
>not erasing time so ya can continue contemplating the title screen before the heat death of the universe.
Ya people rushing and thinking about the end result, doing it this way ya can be comfy for the rest of reality without having to worry about the death of the universe.

>>30991035
funny

>>30991286
a little funny

>>30991837
eh

>>30992029
>>30992063
>>30992118
>>30992166
>>30992213
>>30992225
>>30994180
>>30994493
>>30994578
>>30997183
>>30997648
>>30998136
>>30998191
no longer funny. joke is dead. kill yourselves

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>2 hours in
>rematching the elite four
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EEEEEEYES

>>30998347
Thats not a true, you're still in cutscene hell.

>>30998294
The AZ variations mixed it up and I appreciate that, but otherwise I agree. However, you quoted over half the thread and should kill yourself.

>>30998396
Which game are you nuzlocking?
What are your childrens names?

>>30992266
Someone please tell my why i'm laughing so hard at the stupidest shit!

>>30998232
JoJo reference?

>>30994617
Wait, its actually still tile based? Damn, i encountrred it randomly twice when just testing out the rod

Are we finally shitting on the autists who were trying to say that SM wasnt short and we were going through it too fast? Lol.

Memes aside, the game took me around 88 hours because of comf.

No joke I beat the E4 at 60 hours because it was so good, do I hold the record?

>>30992063
How can you enjoy yourself if you rush through the game like that? I don't even know which version to buy, I've been here for about 15975653811036095503
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70668575 Hours.

>>30997648
I actually run the calcs here.

Assuming a pokémon with no alternate formes or male/female differences, 3 abilities, included the hidden one, and throwing in all the possible IV combination and the 25 natures and the shiny one there's 6998400 possibilities. Better start saving for almost 2 million PokéBank accounts if you want enough space

>>31003138
Also, assuming you're hatching the Yungoos, and assuming that between receiving it an hatchin it 5 minutes pass, you'd need 24300 days to hatch all the possible combinations of Yungoos, or 66 years

Also
>not going balltism and caching all possible combinations of Yungoos in every possible ball

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>>30998294
Phew, thank goodness the fun police arrived and told everyone to kill themselves over a joke. Some of those guys almost enjoyed themselves for a second there.

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>>31003206
>All those Master Balls and Apricorn Balls
>Repeatedly playing up to the end of Ula'Ula on another copy of the game just to trade the balls over and then delete your file and start over


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>>30991035

Not as comfy or as much hours but I just reached the second island and hanging around on route 4 for a lot of time. Base forms in first island all caught and slowly training them.

>>31003401
Keep in mind 66 years is playing non-stop all the time and without dupes. Half of the combinations are shiny pokémon that have a much worse chance of showing up, and with such big numbers, the possibility of dupes is immense. So we're actually looking at maybe 3000+ years playijng non-stop just to catch all the possible Yungoos combination on one type of pokéball. I don't know how many pokéballs there are but assume 20, so multiply by 2000 to get all the possible Yungoos in every possible pokéball. Then multiply by 802 for all pokémon and don't forget to pitch in the time taken to beat the game and acess things like the Tapus (you'll also have to beat the game millions of time), throw in a few more thousand years because things like Rattata have alternate formes and gender differences, and with some luck the absolute living dex will be done before the heat death of the universe

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>>31003577
That's incredible. This feels like the kind of crazy thing that there should be some explanatory youtube video about.