>You wake up transformed into your favorite Pokemon What do?

>>30989999
>diancie
Good taste anon and I would be fine with it.

>>30989999
>Wake up being a Lycanroc
Nice

>I'm a Torterra.

Fuck yeah Torterra!

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>>30989999
>wake up becoming a shedinja
this'll do.

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>>30989999
succ

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I dunno, become the guardian diety of Oʻahu I guess.

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Welp, time to be a prostitute

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>Her
Good... I guess..

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Well.

I will immediately find a mate and start getting it on if you know what I mean.

hawt

>>30989999
>>30990044
>>30990074
>>30990094
>>30990107
I want to give you all my big fat Garchomp dick.

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>>30989999
I´m so fucking cute now.

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Cool, I get to drag shitters into the cold abyss of a soulless death.

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Sadomasochism

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>>30989999
my dream of living off semen will finally come true

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>>30989999
I'd probably fucking panic because I suddenly can't talk and the whole world would want to capture me

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Make friends with all of the world

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Boring af, probably hunt something like a regular wild dog.

>>30989999
>Diancie
enjoy being kidnapped by De Beers OP

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Fly.

>krookodile

Move to australia and shitpost until I die.

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>>30989999

Excellent!

It's time for a Christmas luau!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQLsXFVolRg

>>30990158
I think the danger of starving and having to deal with corporations just to have a meal would probably be the real troublesome thing.

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I finally get to see what I look under my sheet!

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masturbate

>>30989999
>I'm Zygarde now

Cool

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Spit acid at my enemies and rule the arthropod kingdom

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i join a band and play the drums with my stomach

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>>30989999
Time to become a God, only cute females and cute pokemon will survive

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I don't know be big and scary
>inb4 donut

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>Raichu
Chillin like an insane villain and save money on electricity.

>>30990246
you'll be the best kid in your town at apple shooting

>>30989999
>whimsicott

Lots of fluff and sneaking around.

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...Panic

>>30989999
> Ho-oh
Nice

>Lapras
Die due to climate change or hungry Japanese fishermen.

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Don't eat me.

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Time to fly around and breathe fire and shit.

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>>30990252
>Scolipede ruling anything

LaughingBestQueen.png

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The best fire starter!

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Take over the world with my cuteness

>>30990500
wouldnt you be a shitty male combee tho

>>30990139
UwU I'm a male.

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>>30990688
also forgot to post mine. first shiny and favorite pokeman

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Time to F U C K

Also transform into Dani DeVito

>>30990719
And?

>>30990745
kek

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sleep and wait for my inevitable death

or go into cities and topple them to the ground with earthquake

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Golisopod, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pokedex entries. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever meditated in an underwater cave? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun fleeing at half hp because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting hit by super fang.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the ace of Guzma's team, and mvp on Sun's team. What battles do you fight, other than “jack off to naked drawn Gardevoirs”? I also get 31 iv's, and have a trainer that's destruction in human form (He just leveled me up; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just use self destruct. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my boy

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>>30990754
You're gay.

>>30990781
And when we're done, you'll be too.

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>>30989999
>Flareon

Oh boy, can't wait to be crapped by everyone 24/7 for the rest of my life.

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>>30990688
>>30990725

My favorite is Vespiquen, not Combee. And if you can choose to be shiny I think can get to be the littlest queen.

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>>30990806
We aren't a thing, anon.

>>30990828
lol

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Welp, I'm fucked... likely in more ways than one.

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I'm okay with this

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Wake up stuck on my back, crash through the floor then slowly melt. Nice.

Gyarados

Fuck yeah

>>30989999
>You wake up
Masturbate

>transformed into your favorite Pokémon
...have unusual difficulties masturbating.

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>>30989999
Transform again

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sounds fun

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Munch on fish then cut shit in half with sword arms.

>>30990337
That Raichu clearly has a butthole.

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Wonder how the hell I'm going to live without hands from now on.

>I'm dhelmise

Well I'm dropping the anchor and wheel and wrapping myself around a store mannequin, and am going to fuck snoozing beachgoers.

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>>30990357
This dude knows what's up. Just floating around and being super fluffy sounds like a nice time.

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this image describes everything really.

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Time travel is cool, I guess

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>still big, slow and can't do much

At least I can control electricity now, so I'm not complaining.

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>>30989999

Jump in to a computer and fire up Dota 2.

nice quads btw

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>Lucario

Find out how that aura stuff works exactly. And then head off to find a Zoroark or Delphox gf somewhere, I guess.

>>30991207
>playing ASSFAGGOTS

>>30991111
Wtf I love dhelmise now

>>30989999
Be the best Gengar bachelor I can possibly be.
Or a wingman, whichever works better.

>umbreon

Well if I'm just a regular umbreon, not as bad. If we're talking specifically the version of that mon from in game, I'm now shiny and female.

To mirror what was said earlier : I'm fucked, most likely literally

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Do ice punches.

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>>30990345
also the sexiest one

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>>30989999
Well,time to break UU again.

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>>30989999
>quads of prophecy
okay then.

>Mega-Mawile

...well, okay, fine.

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Uh... float around aimlessly I guess.

Doesn't sounds too bad actually.

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Roast marshmallows, chill with my fellow bug Pokemon, have trouble grabbing anything with my stubby ass arms.... Idk.

>>30990769
Or probably carry some People around like a taxi.

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>>30989999
Get pissed

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try to win my trainer's affection. duh.

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Well, fuck.

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curse people, I guess.
use perish song in crowded rooms

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Gonna disguise myself as random females and fuck their husbands making sure that they will walk in on us fucking

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>>30990315
create the pokemon storage system

>>30989999
>gengar

Blame GF because I can't float.

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Give out Lucky Eggs
Help cheer up anons

Maybe get it on with Nurse Joy

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>>30989999
>Wake up as a bipedal vulpine with incredibly psycho and pyrokinetic powers and still possessing opposable thumbs
>Possibly now have potential for magical powers (though probably can't do squat since I don't think anyone can train me)

Assuming this is popularly accepted and happening to other people, I proceed about my life as I had before with the added benefits of being able to give the warmest, softest hugs, and end up amazingly useful at my job because I basically no longer need most tools/can carry more with my telekinesis than I could with my physical human body.

Strangle people with my guts
Shit's cash

>>30991098
Technically you would

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honestly? I'd go on an angry rampage to break and kill as much as possible.
life wouldn't be worth living without hands and nobody would accept me in human society anyways.

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>furret
Find a cute girl trainer like Rosa and become her dress up doll/contest buddy/co-star

> Chespin

I'd be the best around no one's ever going to keep me down be cute, nice, helpful guy and hope I'm captured by a trainer who has a nice female fennekin to hold hands or paws with

>>30992849
MODS.

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>>30990199
>>30990158
Good taste you two

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I'll finally get to know what cumming out of two dicks feels like

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I now effectively own a mountain and will step on anyone who dares challenge me, at least until I trip over a root or something.

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Well, considering both S/M dexes, I guess it's time to eat the souls of men and decorate the frozen bodies of the living in my den.

>>30993054
literally Lusamine is pokemon form

>>30993054
I'd rather spend time feeding off the "souls" of men

I'm a Decidueye now

>>30993187
I would be a Robin Hood I guess.

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>>30990823
I know this feel, still fat, still fluffy and still have no moves

>>30990139
kys

Mudkip.
Do Mudkip things?

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FUCK YEAH RAIKOU
I bring the lightning down on any of y'all pussy-ass bitches who try to start beef

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>>30989999
dick latias

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Shit on my master's car

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Gush about how cute I am now and my super soft fur, try to see what moves I can use. And maybe masturbate furiously.

Then it depends on the situation I find myself in. Am I still in this world? A more typical Pokemon world? Something like PMD or PokePark?

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Save your asses from the upcoming nuclear winter.

>Magnezone
Well, I guess I can now fly around, cause blackouts, collect metallic garbage and start fires with lightning.
Aside from the lack of hands, doesn't sound too bad as long as neither the government nor the tinfoil hats get to me.

>Silvally

time to go lose to the champion with gladion again

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go outside and perform photosynthesis

Well since I'm a zoroark time to be sexy girls I guess

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>>30993334
get dicked by you

Suicune? Well, I'd have a hell of a lot of work to do if I was on this planet. Perhaps leave a note behind as to my whereabouts but no one would believe it anyway

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>torracat

Be cute, warm, and have a trainer dote on me? Sounds pretty awesome.

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>>30990140
>become espurr
>must never lose control or risk destroying everybody nearby

>>30989999
>Ralts
Avoid Dawn Stones like the plague while i work out like a motherfuck and then finally live out my trap dream life. Find a girl trainer whose into pokecest and then all my problems are over.

It'd be a dream come true.

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>>30989999
>my fucking bed is broken because my height has tripled and I'm much more heavy

>Regice
RIP ever using a computer because they'll all freeze solid. Or having friends since they'll all freeze solid.

I guess go mess around with people by lying around in the middle of lava and not melt. Or figure out how to write messages in ice or speak in morse code.

>>30992675
I'd accept you.

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>>30990232
>braixen

>>30994389
you get to live then. still, the no hands thing is enough motivation to go on a rampage.

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Honestly, probably not much different. Hands make vidya a bit awkward, but I'd get used to it

>>30992228
>ihavethebestbonerrightnow.jpg

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>Earthquake

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>>30989999
become gogo dancer at gay club

>>30991043
My nigga.
Wanna team up and do sneaky thief shit?

>>30992675
>>30994582
at least you have hands...
>>30994799
good taste. wanna break some shit together?

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Become a lumber jack and make my father proud.

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Uh...
Well, the front claws sort of work as hands.
Do I have access to the memories? If so I could end up living a shitty life on the streets by using the ghost memory to evade be captured

>>30991135
Pretty much that. You can be liked by almost anyone, plus be useful in battles or in a house

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>>30993724
Hey your back!

>>30989999
>snorlax
shit, I have an actual excuse to sleep and do nothing all day every day
it's literally perfect

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>>30990337
>>30991059
let's fix that

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Fuck literally everything

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Try to go to the moon.

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become an irl shitposter

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>>30989999
>Decidueye
Fly around and shoot my feathers and be edgy and shit
Also, save Starling City
And call myself a fucktard for watching arrow

TIME TO JACK OFF

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>>30996130
U-um... Good luck?

>>30991378

>not playing ASSFAGGOTS

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Move the fuck out of Canada before I die from a Blizzard

>>30996251
How are you not autistic enough to avoid going anywhere near anything unrelated if you can find any enjoyment in that dogshit microtransaction ridden excuse of a game

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wander until I find a nice park or garden to breathe new life into.

>>30992272
underrated post

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>>30992137
>crowded rooms

National television or radio perish song, and other ghostly activities

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Eat myself to death

>>30989999
>lurantis
i hope im female at least

>>30996699
Nice triple dubs

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>>30989999
Become an super sentai hero

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>>30989999
Become an super hentai hero

>can predict the weather
>can predict what the opponent can do
>can predict the future in general
>all with air currents, without using the psychic powers also noted
>Psychic the attack uses telekinesis, so lack of hands isn't THAT worrisome, just gotta think it
Espeon is the best pokemon.

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>>30989999
Dance uncontrollably

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>be a sea cucumber

>punch people with my guts

I like my new life

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>>30989999

>But still

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>>30989999
Tow continents

>>30996995
Oh. Yeah. As for what I'd do, same as usual except I'm cute, lavender, and fucking psychic.

>>30997208
You'd also get fucked.
By me

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>>30990754
>>30990139
Anon, are you the Garchomp in this comic?

>Gliscor
Fly around, and snip things? I guess

>>30997232
But why?

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>gain flight
>can never fap again
I just need a cute bug gf/bf to bang and I'll be good. Any takers?

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>>30997294
>Scyther
>Flight
Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!

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>>30989999
cuddle myself and then hope I evolve into something useful

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>>30997353
>Flying type
>Implies it can't fly because it can't learn the move fly
>Shifting into Maximum Autism that quickly

>>30997353
Pokémon that can learn Fly can carry their trainer
Scyther would cut you in half if it tried

>>30997581
... fuck, that's actually some good logic.

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>wake up
>notice something is off but brush it off
>get out of bed, notice halfway across the room that...part of me is still under my blankets, the room is a lot smaller and that my feet haven't touched the floor yet.
>suddenly realize I'm Giratina
>must be dreaming
> Conk head off door frame a few times before I fit myself through the door.
>go to bathroom to brush teeth
>mfw no teeth
>no urge to use bathroom so slither into shower
>don't fit
>fuck it
> go into kitchen to make breakfast
>room mate hears me and says "good afternoon' from down the hall.
>I say "good afternoon" back
> room shakes for some reason
>This dream is weird
> try to open fridge
> no hands
> use wing tentacle things to open fridge
> neat
> make breakfast pretty easily since I got like 6 arms now, no fingers though so picking up bread is hard.
> roommate comes in, screams and faints
> Oh yeah imma dragon lol
>put him on couch and attempt to shower again now that I realize tentacles are a thing.
> success
>shower fully wakes me up and I realize I'm not dreaming.
> attempt to text friends on my current situation.
>put tentacle through phone as result
> fuck
>decide to try to drive to friends dorm at nearby university.
>I fit in car but need to use tentacles for gas and break and mouth for steering
> steering wheel tastes bad
> driving is pretty hard. Panic and new body cause sloppy driving
> cop lights come on
> aww shit.
>forgot wallet at home
>t's okay I got this
>put on cool face
>cop walks up and signals to roll windows down. Hasn't seen me yet
>"licence and registration please"
> try to explain it left my wallet at home
> my voice must have startled him or something.
> cop books it back to car and asks for back up because some large alligator looking thing just roaredat him
>shit, I don't speak people anymore
>floor it to the university and park behind one of the buildings and go into the woods.
>hear sirens go by
>realize I could have flown the whole time

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>>30997862
Good read

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I'm more than okay with this.

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>>30989999
Going back to sleep.

>>30997862
(Continued)
> realize that I'm way to big for the door of my friends dorm
> Oh yeah I can disappear
> try to
> become shadow puddle instead
> Good enough
> sneak into dorm
>scare pants off friends even though they play Pokémon so I figured they'd be you know...excited.
>flee before more people arrive.
> live in woods for few hours
>winter feels colder then usual
> shit right probably cold blooded
>also hungry
>fly back to apartment and eat/ sleep there.
> wake up
> Canadian army (kek) outside house
> tracked large ufo to my house and don't realize a freaking dragon is in there
> try to leave
> shots fired
>bullets still hurt dragons apparently
> try to swat gun out of soldiers hand with tail
>misjudge distance and hit them in the side, snapping them in half as they get sent down the street like a rag doll
>Jesus fuckin Christmas I just killed somebody!!
>fly off before I cause any more damage, taking a few stray bullets in the process.
>royally fucked at attempt to live normal life.
> survive off sneaking into walmarts and sending food into distortion world
>no more vidya
>no more human contact
> forever
may decide to fuck over middle east or something. Steal gold and jewels and maidens. Like a dragon should I mean I got tentacles that could be fun. But other then that and going to some primitive civilization and be worshippedas a god my options are pretty limited.


It would be scary and suck.

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>transform into a quagsire
hop into a field of lush green grass

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Lose some weight

>>30998144
it's super effective!

>>30989999
>Crobat
I mean, I'd rather be a humanoid pokemon, but being a bat is sweeter than other possible non-humanoid options.

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I dunno.
Maybe stand around and look cool I guess.

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Would try to get really, really good in 40k with Imperial Guard just to piss people off for obvious ironic reasons.

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>>30990039
Hell yeah!

>Xurkitree
Well I'm a 12foot pile of living cords
Might as well hang myself with my wires.

>Blaziken

Get more SWOLE

Keep working at the bar and make bomb ass fried chicken in a instant

Get kicked out cause of feathers in food

Teach kids karate and teach gym classes

all is well

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Probably start dancing around helplessly

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Use my psychic powers to become a better NEET

>>30998452
same

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Collect headpats by day and burn down the homes of those who have displeased me by night. The whole lack of hands thing would probably suck, but I think my tails would be prehensile.

Also, if we get to choose our ability, I want drought.

I'm an absol...

>Has to worry about being hunted down to extinction due to humans blaming me for horrific disasters.

Thanks. Thank you so much.

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Awesome, I'd probs fly off to some Asian country since they love snakish dragons

>>30998123
just grab an autist nearby who wants to get rid of emotions so you can have your own MASTER CYRUS

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time to scare the shit out of people, with little to no repercussions considering I have ridiculous regenerative capabilities.

>zygarde
JUSTICE

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Well, going by anime rules I'd be able to return to my human form, which is good. So basically, I'd gain an awesome true form to call upon when I need to defend myself, get around, or maybe just feel like it.

And what an awesome true form it is.

>Fly at supersonic speeds
>Invisibility
>Incredible psychic abilities, including telepathy, telekinesis, and teleportation
>Draconian powers, like element-breathing and resistance to fire
>Adorable

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Well, I guess I'll try to bankrupt energy companies as much as I can

>>30998671
Oh shit, I forgot the best part of being Ninetales: My tails would be unbelievably fluffy. I could sleep anywhere I wanted because I am my own blanket.

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>>30989999
Go on a spook fest

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probably just like float around and stuff

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>>30989999
Start my Pokémon mystery dungeon adventure obviously

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Start fucking shit up with my rings.

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Hide.

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I'll probably float around and let people pet me

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WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Crashes into window and falls down apartment*
*Metal CRASH*

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Float

>my fave is Aggron
Clearly this is the best ending.

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Floating around with wind and stuff? nice

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Some of Gengar's dex entries:
>"Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up."
>"It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans."
Safe to say that i'm going to become a serial killer.

>>30997862
Kek

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pic related

>>30998144
explode on contact

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Be paranoid about messing up my arm fur.

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Well being a kaijumon sounds really cool, but sometimes i have bad temper and according to the pokedex rage can induce him into a state of rampage for 2 days were a whole dissapears, i don't think i can be part of civilization anymore

>>30989999
>Breloom
Roofie people with spore

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>wake up
>bed is kinda wet
>my neck feel weird
>huh
>mouth feels weird
>why am i having a wet scarf
>well go off to shower
>water feels fucking nice
>like always, take some water in my mouth to spit it out
>for some fucking reason i vomit lots of water
>jesus christ what is going on
>notice my blue body
>well what
>going out and put some clothes
>mom ask if i'm alright
>gekkouga
>"anon what"
>"kouga"
>realize i'm a fucking Greninja
>oh shit oh shit
>mom coming into my room, see my as a fucking frog in human clothes with wierd tounge scarf
>she's fainting
>fuck
>realized i can't live as a human anymore
>guess i will be a silent superhero who keeps saying Kouga
>am i protean or Battle bond?
>stomp some roach
>for some reason my feet are hurt
>probably the bug types
>suddenly i see fucking Ash in my mind
>oh no
>MOTTO
>MOTTO
>TSUYOKU
>REEEE the shit out of my mouth
>water everywhere
>heavy object on my back
>a-at least there isn't a fucking mega-zard anywhere near

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Float around.

>>30989999
>Golurk

Probably get shot down by USAF while trying to fly.

>>31001735
>>going out and put some clothes
>>mom ask if i'm alright
>>gekkouga
>>"anon what"
>>"kouga"
>>realize i'm a fucking Greninja
>>oh shit oh shit
>>mom coming into my room, see my as a fucking frog in human clothes with wierd tounge scarf
>>she's fainting
>>fuck
>>realized i can't live as a human anymore
It's like the movie BIG

>>31001830
Nah, it metamorphosis

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Have immense power and do nothing with it just to piss silly humans off.
And take the big D if Mew indeed is female.

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I don't think much would change, actually

Clefairy
>metronome
>selfdestruct

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>>30989999
Find Alain's Charizard. And do this.

>>30989999
>wake up as Stantler
Nah man, I'd just go about eating stuff and terrorizing people with horn attacks.

>>31001544
I want to use meinshao's long arm fur to jack off

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I'd go look for a nice, strong Bewear to take care of me and bring me berries, and be his lap cat.
field egg group mmm

>>31003560
>Stantler
Nani?

CHANDE!
LUUUUURE!

Translation: Fuck yeah time to harvest some souls!

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I cannot leave my apartment. I would probably practice using psychic and stuff.

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loaf around

>>31004072
>not shipping skitty with wailord.
you're not allowed to have skitty as your favourite

>Kyogre

destroy the Earth as it exists

or swim in the ocean or some shit

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>>30996306
Your confusing League of Lesbians and Dota btw.
Dota is the one with all characters unlocked, no runes, no masteries .etc

League is the one with locked chars, gotta buy runes, level up for masteries, and buy runepages.

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> TFW 12ft. electric wire tree
I don't mind

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>>30996926
Can I join the squad, anon?

>>31002133
Your self-esteem would go up.

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I AM ALL THE TYPES!

And also can hack everything