Step 1: Go to Showdowns AG tier.
Step 2: Use these pokemon, and these pokemon only:
>M-Fug @ Focus Sash
>252 Atk 4 SpD 252 Spe
>Adamant Nature
>Dragon Ascent, EQ, Toxic, Dragon Dance
>Talonflame @ Choice Band
>Same EVs as M-Fug
>Jolly Nature
>Brave Birb, Flare Blitz, U-turn, Secret Power
You should have 1 M-Fug and 5 Talonflames when you are done.
Step 3: Lead with M-Fug, Dragon Dance once, and spam Dragon Ascent or EQ. If any level 1 shitmons try to gimmick you, use toxic.
Step 4: When and if M-Fug falls, use a Talonflame and spam Brave Birb or Flare Blitz.
Step 5: Acquire ladder pointies and watch the world burn.
Note: Most people will have mostly UU shitmons with one Uber on their team. These people will most likely forfeit. Rock types and Stealth rock will fuck you up. Thankfully, they're rarely used, but if they are used, you must sweep their team with M-Fug. Bonus points if you use this team on Battle Spot come January.
Have fun, /vp/oreons.
>Post nerf talonflame
Might as well be sending out a team of these
>>30989032
Talonflame is still a godly pokemon. It is in a speed tier of its own even without priority, and banded Brave Bird hits like a freight train. The point isn't to carry yourself with Talonflames anyway, it's for Rayquaza to sweep and Talonflames to pick up after it.
>>30988971
>h-haha guys have fun sweeping the low ladder!
Are you 10? Why would I care about this when I can have more fun making a real team and beating the upper ladder as well?
>>30989425
I'm in the mid 1400s just by using this team. I wouldn't call that low ladder.
>>30989528
>bragging about 1400
>bragging about 1400 on AG
>thinking ag takes any skill
>>30989528
>1400
This has to be bait
>>30989528
As someone who has played AG for an embarrassingly large amount of team, this a super garbage strat and 1400 is fucking nothing on any ladder.
>>30988971
>Step 1: Go to Showdowns AG tier.
Stopped reading here.
>Klefki used t wave
Its ok though, you still win by spamming banded attacks off of a 81 base attack. LMAO
>>30988971
>Smogonbabbies
>In AG
>Not OU
AG is full of people who either want to have fun or dick around. And ofc the ladders. OU is the only place they are.
>Magnemite used Toxic
You're retarded.
>>30989528
I made it within the top 40 on the AG ladder with a Farfetch'd in my team. AG is literal babby mode.
>>30988971
No one's gonna get triggered on AG, that tier is specifically made just for fucking around.
Get a life, OP.
No one plays AG seriously.
>>30988971
>birb
I think you meant to post this on tumblr? It's okay, though. We all make mistakes sometimes.
>>30988971
newfag