What was Gamefreak thinking? Like, it's not even subtle.

>>30986632
you can say the same for tsareena and lopunny

Game Freak should just say "fuck it" and make a legit dating simulator for Pokemon's waifumons. Even if people hate it, Pokemon is literally too big to fail.

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>>30986632

>>30986632

Adult fans want GF to pander to them. Well here you go gents, soak it in.

>>30987579
>limiting it to only the "waifumons"
Nah, all 800+ pokemon or bust.

>>30987579
No mtter what they do people would hate it. If they include just humanoid ones, dogfuckers and more hardcore pokephiles will get mad. If they include all animalistic pokemon, the even sicker people who waifu objectmons will get pissed. If they let you date every single pokemon, people will feel like the whole franchise is a joke and get mad.

The only victory is that of omision

>>30987600
having some of the fantasy creatures we grew with suddently become ridiculously suggestive isnt the only way to be mature

>>30987600
Browsing fan art for Salazzle on any website is pure torture because of that fucking dex entry.
>LOL HAREM LIZARD THE NEW GARDEVOIR XD!

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I thoroughly enjoy her design and lore even if she is obvious furbait

>>30987715
>reptile
>fur

>>30987631
Pokemon is already kind of a joke.

>>30987644
>THE NEW GARDEVOIR
Tsareena is the new gardevoir.
Both are just recolored humans and they have the same annoying fanbase.

>>30987715
>furbait
>not scale bait

>>30987735
>Anthropomorphic animal

I don't like the fact that the "bandit" aspect is gone with Salazzle

>>30987753
Gardevoir is more of an asparagus with anime eyes. It's only a "recolored human" in shit fanart.

Tsareena is badly designed by every possible metric, though

>>30987768
it isnt gone, its changed into a more catwoman type of bandit, one that uses charm to lure its enemies and then defeat them.

>>30987715
best salazzle pic

>>30987753
I woudn't be so annoyed by their fanbases if it wasn't for the fact that they insert their fetishes into these Pokemon. Yes Tsareena loves to kick people but it's just so predictable of them to equate that with domintion BDSM shit. Why can't people shut the fuck up about their kinks? Why is that always the first thing people wear on their sleeves? Same with Salazzle except that you literally cannot escape the people who talk about sex when talking about Salazzle because she literally forms harems of male Salandit.

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Oh crap /vp/ You just got SALAZZLE'D!!!

>>30987820
Well if they didn't heavily imply that it fucked people on the website with the whole "pheromones attracting males, including humans" thing then there'd probably be slightly fewer people talking about fucking it. Don't act like Game Freak's innocent this time.

What is it anyway, some kind of creepy sexlizard? I never caught one.

>>30987931
I think the English localization team is to blame. I don't know what Salazzle's JP dex entry says. Game Freak is shit but I don't think they are directly behind this.

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>>30988010

isn't it a salamandar

aren't salamanders assholes, the quran directs muslims to kill them for causing trouble

>>30988626
The Quran says a lot of shit.

>>30988699

it also says jesus was replaced at the last minute by a body double so he could go party with allah before making everyone think he died and came back

i get the feeling mohhamad was an okay guy but his followers realized they could say anything and claim it was divine and everything went to shit

but still, aren't salamandars assholes?

>>30988741
>i get the feeling mohhamad was an okay guy but his followers realized they could say anything and claim it was divine and everything went to shit
That's pretty much Abrahamic religion to you, that shit becomes pretty evident in the Bible, Ezekiel was fucking autistic.
There's the fact that a lot of the text in there was gathered long after Jesus' passing, and gathered texts were gone through and studied, ones which weren't felt to be appropriate were omitted from what would eventually become the bible, such as the story where Jesus kills a fucking dragon, yeah, that's in the director's cut version, it's called the Dead Sea Scrolls if I remember this right.

Jesus I'm not sure was replaced in the Quran, doesn't Islam just regard Jesus as a prophet (important nonetheless), but don't believe he's the son of god?

As for Mohammed, well, arguably, but he got up to some pretty heinous shit too, like stuffing corpses in wells to make sure nobody could ever drink that water again, he got petty, especially later in life.

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>>30988010
The short answer is yes.

>>30990403
It grosses me out.

>>30986632
The snout makes it unfappable to me. Give it a somewhat humanoid face and I'd be on it, but eh.

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>>30987768
>males will never get an evolution where they have a poison sac on their back and they look like a theif running away with a stolen stash

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>>30990715
>Salazzle
>Unfappable
anon... don't be such a pleb

>>30990770
Nobody wants the tumorlizard meme

>>30987790
Explain about Tserena

>TFW Salamence and Pheromosa will never have pheromone battles to see which one can give you a harder cock

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>>30990848
>Salamence
Ah yes nothing like those Salamence pheromones eh guys?

>>30990955
>x4 weakness to the cold shoulder

>>30990955
I would a salamance to be honest.

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What was Gamefreak thinking? Like, it's not even subtle.

>>30986632
More like what the fuck are you thinking.
Regular people don't sezualize animals, end of story
This is a game for children.
It isn't their fault that sick fucks exist, they just made a clearly feminine design

>>30987827
>Tfw you're in bed getting it on with chicken, and Salazzle shows up in the background

>>30991060
This argument doesn't work anymore because the of website description.

>>30990770
Just use Toxicroak

>>30991026

Me too

>>30991060
Its sexualised design is what makes it distinctively feminine, you hopeless Virgo

>>30990807
makes me think of that comic where a knight takes the kobold holding a princess hostage rather than the princess herself

Be honest: how many of you have nutted to her?

>>30986632
Not suppose to be

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>>30991026
Same. Why is Pokémon making me want to fug lizards?

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>>30988741
>it also says jesus was replaced at the last minute by a body double so he could go party with allah before making everyone think he died and came back

>>30991619
Nice guess on my astrological sign, wrong guess on my sexual status.
Pro-tip: you get more hits when you bat for both teams
Oh, I also have a humongous cock, like, wrist width. I'd send you a picture if you'd like

>>30987579
Have you tried Pokemon Off-White?

>>30992552
>skinny wrists
>wrist width

lol

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>>30992730

>>30992730
>she will never fart in your face

>>30992620
that's just fucking mons though

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>>30992812

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>Literally the same shit

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>Salandit/Salazzle females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.

>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again

>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you

FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN

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>>30993498
You stop that, anon

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>>30986632
>Could have got a really cool Phantom thief mon to counter Gumshoos
>Instead we got a lusty BDSM furfaggots wetdream

What a fucking waste

>>30993888
>thief

anon thief motif is actually just thrown in there

>>30993919
>Salandit
>Salamander Bandit
>Not a thief

No fuck you. I was SO happy when they revealed salandit and thought I had a new favorite mon only for it to turn into this abominable thing.

Now I fucking know how buneary fags feel.

>>30993888
>implying salazzle isn't a feminine thief like catwoman

>>30993994
I'd be fine with that if it didnt fucking stonewall male salazzle. Have a debonair male and A female and i'd be totally cool with it.

Having a female only is fucking stupid, and everyone has declared this ever since Vespiquen

>>30993975
>he is clinging to the name

that's what I mean by "thrown in there"

both the English and Japanese name has thief in its name, but try to actually read the dex or the site description

both stages are referred to as toxic lizard pokemon, both are more of a poison master than anything else, both are alluded to being able to use poison to various degrees with Salazzle being more capable of making more

there are literally no mention of it being a thief in nature at all outside of its name, no "stealing human items for it to hoard" or "stealing pokemon eggs", maybe the closest is "it moves fast" but you might as well say "helioptile is a thief too"

>>30992620
I wish that wasn't a one person project. There's like 10 other Pokemon that could be fucked there that aren't

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>>30989122
>Dead Sea Scrolls

Those things are real?

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>>30991052
Fanart can make everything better

>>30994073
It's in the design too. It looks like it's wearing a mask and gloves.

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>>30993498

>>30994971
that's why it's "thrown in there"

>>30988626
the myth salamander

people confuse the real salamander from the mythical one

>>30992730
Why would you do that to me

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>>30993498
We need more Salazzle stories.

>>30986632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vY7S6iwwlQ

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>>30994876
This is a Salazzle thread
Get Rule 63 Jim Crow out of here

>>30993498
Wtf I hate Salazzle now

>>30992730
PFFFFFFFRRRRRT

>>30987827
Funny there.

>>30986632
i still mourn the lack of my lizard husbando. THANKS FOR NOTHING GAME FREAK

>>30994837
Some are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Sea_Scrolls

>>30988626
Muslims should kill themselves.

>>30992730
>'It's like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!'

>>30987579
>waitfumons
But Klefki is still in it, right?