MEANWHILE, IN ULTRA SPACE /vp/....

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These fucking new "Pokemon" or whatever they call them are fucking weak as fuck.

Like, really? How the fuck is this thing supposed to compete with Buzzwole Gym Form or Guzzlord Black Hole?

Celesteela buff when?

>>30984884
>using route 1 trash beasts

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say something nice about my husbando

>>30984933
sharply dressed

Back in my day, Celesteela was all we had. AND WE LIKED IT. Fuck you newfangled gen 9ers and your Flubbulldoze and Eekoplasm.

>>30985046
>these are believable pokemon names
What went wrong?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING

IT CAME OUT OF A FUCKING HOLE IN SPACE AND IT GOT SOME FUCKING GLOWING AURA AND IT SWEPT MY WHOLE TEAM

WHAT DO I DO

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>>30984994

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>>30985096
>he didnt use his master ball to catch the almighty zubat

you'll never find one ever again

>>30985096
i guess your space was...

infiltrated

>>30985096
I heard that thing can evolve too. how the fuck can it get any stronger!?

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when will our goddess return to save us from these "pocket monsters"?

>>30985437
>worshipping shitterqueen
pls all she does is hug trashbeasts

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This thing came out of a portal with no glowing thing like >>30985096 said and almost killed me by turning into a rock after doing tons of fancy tricks.

>>30985376
It actually gets weaker when it evolves.

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I caught it. I am proud.

>>30985376
I thought only that ugly fart cloud could evolve? What the fuck man.

>>30985437
>Goddess
Dude she's a freak. I heard she stuffs her head inside Nihilego anuses.

>>30985478
what problem do you have with nihilegos man, they don't deserve this treatment

that fucking nebby on the other hand, a traitor to the ultra beast race

>>30985529
Where are all of its edges and sharp lines? I'm so confused, why is it so smooth?

>>30985553
>not wanting to stuff your head in Nihilego's anus and experience pure ecstasy

>>30985594
You have a problem. You need to go to Hospitogonk to be looked at.

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Ugh, why can't I ever get anything on wondertrade besides this route 1 shitmon?

>>30985980
Some smart ass keeps covering them in these worthless metal caps too. I've been tossing them left and right.

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I've done the impossible
I found a stronghold of an undiscovered species
Help I'm running low on balls and just wonder trading Celesteelas hoping someone sends me a Masterball as a held item

>>30986631
>using regular balls to catch trans-dimensional overlords
bruh, you need to use pocket balls. they're the only thing that can catch them

>>30985558
The fuck did you say about Lord Nebby?

>>30986631
>wonder trading Celesteelas
cancer
wonder trade will never be good unless people like you stop throwing garbage into it with no consideration for others

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>everyone knows Pheromosa is the fastest thing to ever go fast
>weird little winged creature pops out of hole in space
>completely outspeeds even the fastest Pheromosa

What the fuck

I'm sick of those fucking Lunalas, THEY'RE IN EVERY FUCKING CAVE

>>30986982
I'm having fun getting them and making them my private part slot.

>>30986998
>It just keeps getting even faster each turn
>It doesn't have to knock anything out
>It doesn't even have to use a move
>It just keeps getting faster

Why does anything need to be that fast

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What's the best way to homebrew my 3DS?

I've been looking into it, and apparently I need a cart of Cubic Ninja, OrAs, or OoT.

Is there currently a way to homebrew without owning these games?

This weird fat little yellow thing with a beak keeps killing all my Buzzwole.

Can anyone spare some schmeckles? I gotta buy them some ultra juice.

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Th-this is the best thing ever! It's so cute even if it poses literally no threat to our existence whatsoever I love it!
Help it's captured me and my family I'm in danger send the police to 183-