ITT: 1997 /vp/

>>30979037
*sucking mom's milk*

>>30979037
*shits diaper*

still a sinnohfetus :^)

*makes spit bubbles* ppffbbfffbbbbbb ppfff..... pbbfffbbfffff..

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>>30979037
>1997 was almost 20 years ago so some people don't even exist yet

At least now diaper beam would somewhat make sense.

> 8th birthday
> get gameboy color and pokémon red & yellow
> happy kid

>>30979037
venusaur is the best I don't even need other pokemon I just use razor lead and win every fight first go only losers use charizard

>>30979037
>too young to have any coherent thoughts
>Master Ball Growlithe
>use Blastoise because it's the box art
>faint the legendaries because didn't know any better
>never even made it to the Elite Four because Victory Road was long and boring

I don't even know how to write or read, have never heard of pokémon before, and have never touched a computer, so I don't know what I'm doing here.

>>30979037
I didn't even know Pokémon existed. Didn't find out about it until late the following year.

>>30979037
Welcome back puppy pack

Okay seriously how do you get Mew?

>>30979037
*tries to eat pokémon red cartridge*

>>30979211
Cut the truck's tires, then use Strength. A friend of mine's brother told me that's how

>1997

>*connect*
>KSSSSSSHT-BREBREBRE-ZRRRRRK
>"Welcome!"
>"You've got mail!"
>*types www.4chan.org*
>404, not found

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>>30979201

>>30979229
Good.

My brother just traded me his Haunter to see if I could evolve it and it evolved right after trading! Clearly it should be my Gengar rather than his!

Guys why is Farfetch'd doing so bad against the Elite 4??? :(

Forget this. I'm just gonna make him level 100 with the Missingno glitch.

>>30979037
guys is the Lavender Town Syndrome true

i'm scared ;_;

My mommy wont make me tendies!

Jesus Christ the utter state of /vp/

>dad fucking mom

>>30979233
What kind of Pokémon is that? Is that Mew?

>>30979233
What pokemon is this? It looks stupid. Its too complex of a design to be a pokemon.

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>>30979312
I got it in glitch city guys. Believe me :))))))

>>30979291
Yeah, you're supposed to just skip lavender town all together. You didn't already listen to the song, right?

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>The Pokémon killer

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>>30979346
>they dont stay evolved!

>>30979346
Do you really think that either of these will be around in 20 years? You're all retarded.

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>>30979346
>Everything ends with -mon

>>30979312
This is obviously a Botamon
How unrad, you tante.

lol i wasnt even born yet

>>30979346
Mfw this Amazing anime obliterate your shit pokéanime when it comes out.

I wish my bully would stop doing things with my penis. He put it in his mouth, it was so gross

caught a golden pidgie today though

>75% of /vp/ in a nutshell

Holy shit guys, I just heard from someone that if you use Strength on the truck with a level 100 Rhydon after beating the League 1000 times, you will find Mew!

>1997

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>>30980165
>using english names for Pokémon and locations

>>30979346
>posting about a show that won't exist until 1999

Fucking newfags.

>>30979080
>There are people here in /vp/ who weren't alive in 1996
>Some of them aren't even underage

>>30979037
I was born

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>got the new transparent gameboy pocket
>tfw I find out it uses a different size link cable so I can't trade with people at school

>>30979037

I'm willing to bet half this shithole wasn't even born then, which is fucking sad.

>>30979037
Watching anime on VHS.

Smashmouth is fine but im absolutely loving Marcy Playgrounds Sex and Candy.Its still not as good as Pearl Jam though

More importantly me and my bros are working on winning dirtiest flannel of the year for a third time and im pretty sure we can pull it off after another XTREME Mountain dew and dorito binge week where we sit around playing D&D and Chrono Trigger non-stop

I gotta admit though im a little burned out on the old "Fire>Ice>Fire" and "Lit>Water>Lit" thing. I heard that this new Japanese Tamaguchi type game had like 14 or 15 different elements all built into a bunch of monsters you get to use like in that Dragon Warrior game they never let us get in the US.Anyone know how it stacks up to other RPGs n the Gameboy?

>Pokemon wasn't released in America until late 1998
>Didn't even get much advertisement until Nintendo Power started hyping it up in like July of '98

Holy shit, is everyone in this thread a bunch of babies pretending to have been into Pokemon in 1997? Because unless you were Japanese, you had no idea what Pokemon even was during 1997.

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

>>30979080
People who can vote 2 years from now will have been born after 9/11

I was 11 in 1997. Fuck you all.

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>>30980127
Year 2000
Pokemon anime and games are the best.

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i was still playing this game

>>30979037
How do I evolve my Charizard?

who the fuck is 4chan

Can anyone help me with my addition and subtraction homework? I can't get back to leveling my Golduck until this math is done.

Also I saw this show on Saturday Morning Cartoons today, is Digimon pokemon's sequel or something? reply pls

>>30981734
>He cant into multiply
Also has anyone heard about Pikablu? My cousin said his friend's mom works for nintendo and there is a new pokemon called Pikablu.maye its water type?
Sounds cool!

LITERALLY MY MOM'S MIME

I don't know what buzzwords were popular in 1997 so I cannot shitpost effectively. I think gay jokes were popular?

Guys my dad works at Nintendo and you can get a Pikablue in this game! You have to beat the E4 100 times then talk to professor oak and then you can fight him then you can get the last starter pokemon. Then you take it to the truck where you get a mew and Pikablu challenges you to a fight.

tubular

oh my god guyz, this cartoon looks so cool!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mToV0JNQ0bE

>>30979037
99% of /vp/ hadn't been born before 2000

The fuck is a Pokémon?
You're off by 1 year for Pokémon's North American debut, OP.

/vp/ is a mistake.
We should delete the board and go back to /vg/ Generals

>>30981587
>over 600,000 copies sold
jesus, how times have changed

>>30980173
Keep your autism to yourself sperglord

>>30979037
*literally diaper beams*

>>30983342
Kill yourself underage.

>>30983464
Don't be so ashamed of your mental disorder that you have to further embarrass yourself.

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Rate my team you guys.

Mewtwo:
-Psychic
-Blizzard
-Recover
-Swift

Charizard, my starter:
-Cut
-Fly
-Strength
-Cut

Jolteon:
-Thunder
-Thunderbolt
-Thundershock
-Pin Missle

Kangaskhan
-Dizzy Punch
-Mega Kick
-Surf
-Thunderbolt

Fearow:
-Drill Peck
-Toxic
-Mirror Move
-Sky Attack

Venusaur, got it from my friend Jan:
-SolarBeam
-Cut
-Sleep Powder
-Razor Leaf

>>30983613
Oh no, I messed up. My charizard has Fire Blast instead of having Cut twice.

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Look at all these waifumons. GF has to stop with the pandering.

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>>30979069
Hello underage :^)

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Overdesigned garbage

>>30979037
Is Kanghaskhan even viable? It gets Btfo'd fuck outed by Machamp, Polowrath, and Primeape. Why did GF make this shitmon?

>>30983781
If you were born in 97 you'd be 19 ish now. How is that underage if anyone 18 or over is allowed to post?

>>30983830
stfu Kangaskhan shits really hard on Gengar and ,if you dodge the Hypnosis, you can ohko it with Thunder or Surf.

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When do you all think Ash is gonna tap this?
Or is he too gay?

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>>30983885
You do realize that the producers heavily implied that pic related is gonna end up with Ash by the end of the anime, right?

>>30983882
>Normal Type
>40 base Special
>horrible move pool
>being this retarded
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex/115.shtml

face it, Kangabitch is shit
>WE WUZ KANGS

>>30983948
Yeah, well, maybe you're the retarded one by not using a glitched 120 base special kanga that you can get by killing 100 missignos and never taking any damage.
Don't tell me you never heard of that.

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>>30983931
AshXMisty OTP
fuck that slut

>>30983979
fucking genners

>TFW stood exactly where Mewtwo was and used Fire Stone on Dragonite.

Enjoying my new Yoshi, gonna get Mewthree next

>>30979037
Did you guys see the latest nintendo power? How the fuck did that one guy get 432 speed Jolteon?

Also I heard if you give the Mall roof girl 64 Lemonades you get Pikablu from her in a trade.

>>30983948
>Megamom
>not going for Nidoqueen

What the fuck.

>>30984088
Pretty sure she gives you Charcolt. You get Pikablu from Bill.

>>30979080
>this one pornstar i just fapped to didn't exist yet

>>30979037
>1997
>8th grade
>Live in South America
>Doesn't know about pokemans until 1999

Red and blue weren't released in the US until the tail end of 1998....

I had just learned to not put eggs in the microwave.

I was like 4, I didn't even speak English lmao