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Previous Thread: >>30954542
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>>30978093
Back at it again!
How would Guzma react to being called cute?
>>30978104
Fic from last thread
Guz/Nanu smut: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8955463
Guzma beats down a motherfucker:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8972653
>>30978111
He'd say you're stupid, turn around to walk away with his shades covering his blushing mug.
>>30978111
Being tsundere
>>30978127
>>30978136
>>30978147
Why do my feet feel tingly and numb when I look at him? I swear, this is getting to be too much to handle.
Someone else drew it, yay!
>>30978259
>>30978270
Oh god, he's hot.
>>30978147
>>30978291
1/6
>>30978321
>>30978332
2/6
>>30978337
3/6
>>30978351
4/6
>>30978337
Somehow everything you're contributing is something I haven't seen before. Which is surprising because my Guz/Moon folder is pretty big. I like it
>>30978357
5/6
>>30978366
6/6
>>30978370
Adorable!
>>30978111
Like so
>>30978396
Last for the night, gotta make it count!
>>30978104
>>30978118
>>30978337
i love his face here
>Cop Guzma will never arrest you
>>30978832
i want him to cuff him and carry me over his shoulder back to the station
>>30978860
same.
>>30978860
And then we will have nice cup of Tapu Cocoa together while he is questioning me.
why so slow /guz/?
>>30979711
idk man
>>30979711
translate pls
>>30979737
he looks like jared leto's joker and that makes me very upset
>>30979711
/guz/ is sleeping, pls keep your voice down.
>>30979773
(sorry. sleep tight lil sinners)
>>30979770
>Jared Leto Joker
I'm curious
who do you guys ship the grunts with?
>>30979984literally name any character
>>30979986
Thanks
>>30979975
>>30979770FUCK OFF
>>30980029
>>30979986
good god yesI just hope he won't get the Lysandre treatment and fucking die.
>>30980051
Did Lysandre die in the manga too?
Like I can see some form of torture via Nihiligo.
>>30980089
Yeah, I think Zygarde killed him, but he died in the game too. I doubt that's going to happen to either Guzma or Lusamine
>>30980089
inb4 guzma is forcefully fused with an UB and sun has to kill him to put him out of his misery
>>30979711
Busy playing Prism
>>30979711
Wimpod's facial expression is killing me ;_;
my idiot ass saved a bunch of thumbnails instead of pics the other day. if i repost the shit thumbnails i have would you guys mind reposting the actual pics?
>>30981098
sure, i'd be glad to help if i have the image
>>30981098
uuuuugh i feel your pain. i was getting ready to dump a few pics before going to work & realized i did the same thing you did for most of them
pic is one of two(!!!) my dumb ass didn't mess up
>>30981227
2/2
someone wanna write a fic about this?i love body horror
ah nice, District 9 all over again except less gory >>30981279
gonna go watch District 9 for a bit, piece /guz/
>>30981279
I'm getting Fly (1986) vibes from this.
>>30979711
Christmas. Duh.
>>30981279I've been working on it, but I've been distracted by last minute holiday shit with my family, sorry!
oh shit guys here come kahili!
>>30982300
Nice to see some art of her with Guzma. Wish I knew what they said.
>>30981873
It's ok, everyone is busy during this time.
I finally drew some Guzmeria
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
>>30981098
If it's a significant amount just check the date your saved them and go through the archive to when they were posted.
>>30981279
have some cute
Requesting kid Guzma punching kid Kukui in the face
>>30983098
Guzma's guzmas are HUGE
>>30983098
>Giant STACKED Guzmania
I'd let her wreck me any time!
>>30983098
>Kukui causally touching their booties
same
After rewatching District 9 I knew that of course that Golisopod had some similarities with the prawns, but what I also found out was that the bio-suit looks more like Golisopod than the prawns do
pic related; comparison of the mon and the bio-suit
>>30983098
More genderbends??
>>30983846
Has the female Grunt Model been ripped yet?
>>30983492
Guzmania is cute. A CUTE
What are they saying?
I assume Hau is prying about their romantic feelings, and going off to tell the other person how the other feels?
1/4
>>30985065
>>30985091
>>30985110
4/4
Why did he throw her in the water?http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60514959&ref=touch_manga_button_thumbnail
His heart is broken? She wanted an Aether grunt.
1/4
>>30985326
>>30985356
2/4
>>30985384
>>30985393
3/4
>>30985422
4/4
This had me rolling.
>>30985449
Best ship
>>30985463
>>30985463
I like to think Chicken is the only one who'd counter Guzma's bullying with more bully.
>>30985592
It's what makes the dynamic work
>post a fic
>prepares a noose
>>30985649
Not sure what the context of this is since it's in the middle of a comic, I assume it's a "couples only" affair Moon wants to go to
1/2
>>30986064
2/2
>liking hetero ships
>>30986133
Slow day on the board
>>30986191
hetero a bettero
>>30986229
I bet youself-insert
>>30986191
>liking Sun
>>>/trash/
>>30986243
I just wanna be a cute girl, anon
>>30986311
Without her chicken hat, Moon is nothing.
>>30986473
>writes a fic
>someone post a better written version in the meantime
>into the trash it goes
>>30986577
It's still good practice even if you don't post it publicly
>>30986577
>>30986577
God, don't be such a fucking faggot and post it anyway.
>>30986595
>>30986610
>not being overwhelmed with the sense of uselessness and incompetence as you compare yourself to other writers
>>30986643
I feel it literally every time I do anything. I am completely crushed under the despair of my own uselessness every morning I wake up a foreveralone NEET. I still get out of bed. If I can get up and turn my computer on you can post a fanfiction on an anonymous Chinese cartoon board you cock smoker.
I want Guzma to murder me
I bet Game Freak wants to suck Guzma's cock so bad
>>30987010
Congrats, you've reached peak husbando
I hope Guzma Threads will never die, if then I will kill myself
There seems to be a lot of writefags here. How would you guys define "good writing" anyway
This, but with Gladion.
>>30986643
I literally cringe at everything I write the moment I post it.
>>30987119
There's some talent here but honestly I've liked everything so far.
I don't know what fic would be held up as /the/ example of "good writing".
There a pastebin where we can read all the stories?
Has there been detailed massage fic with Guzma? That's myfetish
>>30987228
good taste
>>30987215
I wish. A bunch of people have ao3s though.
>>30987228
No but I've considered writing one because I really liketurning tough guys into mush
speaking of fics, pic related of the guznanu lewds
>>30988148
I am freaking out over this fuck me
>>30978120
I just got to these
That's....that's some good bully
>>30987069
What makes you say that?
>>30987119
No chans or desu weeb shit, no emoticons, no Japanese Pokemon names, proper use of "", spacing and minimal cringe things like
"oh dear sweet arceus!"
>>30988148
Fuuark, love me some fit guzma, I want to grope his thighs
I want fujoshits to leave.
>>30988750
Baneposting is fucking dead
>>30986803
i love you anon
>>30988148
Dat ass tho.
Grunt > Guzma
>>30990032
Controversial post, but I don't think I wholly disagree
>>30990032
>>30990253
Ayy
>>30990477
I just want to steal his cap and ruffle his hair.
>>30990032
The grunts are super cute. We have a qt fic with femgrunt but do we have one with guy grunt?
>>30990477
My favorite
Why are both Guzma and the male Team Skull grunts/Punk Boys so damn hot? Especially when Guzma is jacket-less. Fuck, I want to lick them from head-to-toe. Especially their necks. Well, Guzma's neck looks more juicy... I would ravish Guzma's hard body.
I want to constrict Guzma's hands over his head and lick his arm muscles, and nibble on his biceps.
Please to be writing grunt dance party where someone walks in and they all freeze in compromising positions.
All aboard the grunt train, destination: staying warm this Christmas.
>>30990032
Still waiting on fic with a bunch of Grunts sweetly gangbanging Guzma.
>>30990589
All the male characters are hot tbqh
>>30990644
Except Hau.
>>30990684
Assuming Hau doesn't get fat, he'd probably be hot when he was older.
>>30990644
Uh
What about Hala though
>>30990684
>>30990723
>old people
>children
>relevant
come on guys
>>30990746
I mean I find gladion kinda hot?
>>30990032
Late grunt post coming trough!Why pick one, when you can have both?
>>30990627
This is the cutest fucking thing ever lol
>>30990701
He's in a relationship with malasada-kun already, so getting fat is a given.
>>30990627
>you will never join the grunt train
Why honestly live anymore?
>>30987134
I want it, too. But for now, have this.
>>30990766
He is hot.
>>30990901
Get into cosplay...maybe it'll happen...but most of them won't be very attractive or accurate with their cosplay but that's as close to the dream that we're gonna get
>>30991083
I think I'dcum in a millisecond if a Guzma cosplayer fucked me
>>30991077
Thank you for this.
>>30990886
>Guzma getting fat
>still inordinately hot
>Hau getting fat
>it's still Hau
Explain this, science.
>>30986191
nigga that's gay
everyone knows Sun is meant for female grunt
>>30991352
Even if they're ugly? Or have a bad cosplay?I think I would too honestly...lol...
>>30991083
A sad fact we have to live with. Then again, the group photo in the Pokemon Center back when the game was released had really cute grunts!
whoever is posting those guzma/nanu fics to AO3 is giving me life and I love you, here's a shitty attempt at a tribute to the one where guzzle dresses up like a meowth
sry if formatting weird, 1st post to 4chan
>>30991545
Make up can do wonders. Bad cosplay can be overlooked if he is looks decent. However, from the most Guzma cosplays I have seen are done by girls. So finding a guy with Guzma cosplay is going to be tricky, at least until cons start again.
>>30985463
confirmed
>>30991771Noice! If this is your first time posting, if it's explicit, you should post a link to imgur, because this is a blue board and you get banned from anything mildly explicit like nipples.
>>30986191
what are you, some kind of man liker?
>>30986610
no bully. be patient and dont complain
>>30991923
Yes.
Holy shit!already ordered in a heart-beat
>>30991887
ruh roh...can't figure out how to edit it. o well, see you after ban lol
>>30992019
You'll most likely get a warning.
>>30992008
Etsy?
>>30992042https://www.etsy.com/listing/498863175/pre-order-team-skull-guzma-glasses?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=guzma%20glasses&ref=sr_gallery_1
Yup
>>30992061
Fucking ordering right now, thanks!
>>30991771
This is fucking awesome and hot, thank you so much! I'm trying so hard to keep from grinning like an idiot since there are people around.
>>30992153
No prob.I ordered "Priority" so it comes faster, so don't know how quick ya need it, but it's an extra $10
>>30991771
I'm not able to hand how hot this is, anon. Fucking good job!
>>30991838
Yeah, I'm hoping to see some Guzma's in April at Comicon lol, male or female...I just want to hug them so bad
>>30991771
Glad to see another artist's work for that fic. Was actually going to upload >>30988148 after posting it on my tumblr but oh well another anon got there first.
>>30991771
Oh my my my
Any chance you could draw a solo Nanu?
Do you think Guzma works out? Does he actually know how to fight in a way that isn't Pokemon battles and can he actually knock a fucker out, or is it all talk?
>>30992413
Is that your art? Fucking top tier bro
>>30992550
He probably knows how to fistfight, but I wouldn't say that he's formally trained or anything. Setting up something like Team Skull requires earning the respect of the grunts, and that requires great strength physically and Pokemon-wise.
That and I think he would want to be as intimidating as possible so he never feels as scared as he had when he was beat as a child. Personally, he's full of bluster a good amount of the time, but really setting off his anger means things get destroyed.
>>30992550
He looks fit
>>30992550
He's big and seems to have a decent amount of muscle, so he can probably throw his weight around and beat most people. But I doubt he has any kind of fighting skill at all. He just swings.
I want to impregnate this grunt gently and lovingly
>>30992690
Yeah, I agree with this. I think the dude just brawls, perhaps considerably a berserker, just keeps goin' in blind rage until he's burger or someone stops him. I wouldn't say he's all sculpted muscle or nothin' though, but he looks pretty strong to me.
>>30992550
Fic/art of Guzma working out and getting all sweaty WHEN
>>30992583
Ya. And thanks. Here's a quickie.
>>30991771
i dont think i read the fic, link?
>>30992413
Dude, is it cool if I link to your art in the fic? Because it's fucking incredible and I just want to give you so much credit!
>>30993022
Sure. Go for it.
>>30992941
Damn, you draw him so hot.
>>30992696
Female grunt is a kind and caring mother.
How come he looks like Phyllis Diller in this?
>>30992941
I've always loved your drawings! I just love how expressive you make everyone.
>>30992941
you are great man keep it up
>>30993089
Female grunt is a cute brat who will bully you until she falls for you. Then she'll bully you sweetly.
>>30993089
>you will never marry skull grunt-chan and have a beautiful baby boy with her
>you will never see her lovingly if not obsessively be the perfect mother to your child
>10 years go past
>you will never see your wife staring daggers at any female friends your son brings home because she will not have her pure, innocent boy corrupted by the soulless harlots of the world
>>30993299
>she will never bake too many cakes and cookies for your precious son
>she will never turn school bake sales into a warzone with your son as taste tester
>she will never start a fist fight in the school car park after another mom calls your son fat
>your son is just chunky like a male grunt
>>30993286
More cute grunts!
>>30992953
Here >>30978120
>>30993364
>she will never freak out over her son's first date with a girl
>she will never give him advice on how to ward off an aggressively sexual girl
>you will never receive a punch in the face when you mention that all the advice sounds like when Gruntfu first met you
married to a team skull grunt when
>>30993686
Thanks, Kukui. Now I have a legit excuse to lick his face.
https://my.mixtape.moe/bicgfk.webm
>>30993798
...sideways. Someone fix I'm full retard
>>30993890
YOU DIDNT SPOILER THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD ANON
>>30994068
good, good, you've redeemed yourself
>>30994068
defibrillate the thread with cue grunts
>>30994451
It's too far gone
>>30994497
>tfw your fic that you put way more effort in ends up less popular
obligatory size comparison
>>30994557
Yep. lolol. Don't fret tho'. Keep doin' you.
>>30994557
Blog somewhere else
Page in progress, via my Night of Nanu's before Guzmas' Eve
>>30994621
>implying this isn't a blog thread
>>30994612
>>30994557
how would you ever know if you put in more effort?
>>30994598
>you will never develop a crush on plumeria
>you will never make it an effort to say hi to her and ask how her day is going every time she appears to battle you
>she will never beat you up for embarrassing her in front of her little brothers and sisters
>>30994557
What a tragedy that your fucking homosexual Guzma fanfiction isn't getting the acclaim it deserves. History will be reeling from the loss of your artistic contribution for generations.
>>30994781
I think it's nice that they contribute instead of just being MEAN
>>30994717
idk more time, more thinking, more editing. such like that I guess.
>>30994781
hey. it's straight Guzma fanfiction.
>>30994781
Controversy helps keep the thread active
free sea prawn anyone?
>>30994841
do you know how much time the other writer spent doing that?
>>30994917
I thought they meant that they wrote two fics and the lesser one was popular?
>>30994944
oh that makes more sense
im gonna assume that this is all a joke and people aren't actually getting upset over a shitpost that could literally be posted in any general with content creators.
>>30994557
oh, is that why people seemed upset. I thought it meant in comparison to other fics that you created yourself. like you created this mega masterpiece and your drabble about omegaverse bondage is the one being shared and you slowly become known as the omegaverse bondage lady and you silently cry yourself to sleep in regret.
>>30994998
It's silly to care about that. For example if you wrote some shitty reader x Guzma it would guaranteed get more attention than your masterwork with Guzma and another character.
>>30995047
that is true
>>30995047
no one will ever respect my Guzma/MC's mom fanfic
>>30994998
To be fair someone has been posting this same sort of complain over and over all week.
Just write what satisfies you.
>>30995130
mm, I don't know. I guess I'm too used to other generals likeundertale/fire emblemthat I could brush off posts like those
what the fuck is this thread right now.
get your collective shits together
Faba is kinda gross but I would let him fuck me
>>30995378
I always see Faba as The Monarch from Venture Bros. and I don't know why
>>30995506
no, hold on...
>>30995506
He's way more Dr. Venture
>>30995630
oh shit, I see it
>>30992214
please model it for us when it arrivesactually, you should dress up as Guzma so we can fawn over you
>>30995630
>>30995589
I read that in Dr. Venture's voice.
>>30995739
I've already learned my lesson about sharing photos on here. Probably will do it ondiscord.
What do you actually get for finishing the Pokedex? I can't find it anywhere. Is it just the stamp?
(Also actual thread content too)
>>30995960
you get a shiny badge thing i think
I want to_____Guzma!
>>30996008
good for shiny hunting
>>30996034Bully
>>30996008
>>30996046
Thanks. I guess it helps with the SOS grind.
>>30995960
I think they made it even more easier by only making it Alolan dex. You don't need to collect 700+ Pokemon to get shiny charm. I think Alolan dex was around 300 Pokemon.
>>30996210
>he doesn't have a complete living dex ready to transfer when they update the bank
>>30996034get murdered by
>>30996261
I have a complete living dex, but I won't transfer it over. I don't anything extra out of it by doing so.
>>30996497
I worry that if I don't keep moving them to the newest game it eventually won't be possible. Like I don't trust that Nintendo will keep Pokemon Bank compatible with the older games like 5-10 years from now.
merry christmasu, guzma
>>30996740
He showed me something in his pants
>>30997224
Thank you!
Dead thread
>>30988750
so do i mane, but its not gonna happen
just post what you want
>>30993819
>>30993942
>>30994103
>>30994148
i need to see what this was
>>30994781
wew
it's fujoshits/self inserts and I don't know which is worse.
>>30997224
ho ho ho
>>30998019
im guessing this is your first time here
take a seat, ill get the slides
>>30998013
Guzma giving anal to a fem grunt
>>30998055
boy you cant jsut say that shit without a link or censored pic
>>30996034hug
>image limit reached
the thread turned to shite anyway.
who's starting up the next one?
Has the Fem-Grunt's model been ported to MMD?
>>30998095
use your imagination.
>>30992550
Guzma is as dangerous as he is angry when he gets physical, but prefers to destroy things rather than actually beat the shit out of people
>>30998169
I don't know if that's necessary, considering it's Christmas and I think most of us will be busy today.
>>30996582
Yeah. But I just don't feel like doing so this time around, maybe eventually. Or maybe I will leave them permanently on the older games and start over on the bee games.
>>30998025
Would kiss this Santa on the cheek.
I didn't get to post Christmasy pic of Guzma, butMerry GuzmasChristmas and Happy Holidays /guz/!
>>30998365
Dunno why autocorrect turned "new" to "bee" but ok.
>>30998386
autocorrect is making sure youre hip
I hope you guys are enjoying Christmas. I'm writing gay porn because I don't celebrate it but I hope you guys who do get the presents you want.
>>30998415
Thank you. What is the saying for folks who don't celebrate it? Just "Happy Holidays?" Or Merry Christmas to the non-christmasy folks as well. I didn't wish for anything, I just want to eat and watch Jiminy Cricket's Christmas and go to sleep.
>>30998395
But I don't want to be hip. It's like the filter in 4chan that turns certain words to weeb words automaticly. Oh well, can't win everything. In positive thinking, maybe it made someone chuckle.
>>30998476
Happy holidays to people that celebrate hannukah and kwanzaa, I guess.
>>30998505
Ah, alright.
>>30987215
I have been thinking about going trough archives and collect all the possible fics I saw and read starting from early November.
>>30983327
Cute!
>>30983069
Aw, cute! There is never enough Guzmeria.
new thread? we hit image limit?
>>30999114
ill amke one hold up