Ooooo, scary.
Remember in Pokemon Red and Blue, when you first encountered Gastly and heard its ear-piercing screech, how frightened you were? And then you saw Haunter and finally Gengar, and the fear was cemented? Remember how creepy and awesome they were?
Yeah, and now we got this shit. A fucking sand-castle. Why are they even trying anymore? Why are they trying to pass this shit off as a "ghost"? Like yeah, you know how scary a fucking SAND CASTLE is? Hahahahahahahahahaha
And Junichi Masuda, in his oriental samurai palace with his three asian wives taking turns on his onix*, is laughing at us. "HAHAHA ROOK AT THE SIRRY RITTLE NERDS ON VEE PEE, THEY GO OUT AND BUY OUR SHIT, YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUNNY A SAND CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Like, who the fuck are they trying to fool? Certainly you see past this bullshit. It's not scary, it's not cool, it's not funny. I can hardly even call it uninspired. It's just...a joke.
*penis
>>30970712
underrated post
Nice bait, mate.
nice blog
>>30970695
This pasta is awful, I bet you're not even a real Italian.
>>30970695
>gengar
>scary
>ever
gengar was alway a dumb fat blob bitch with a stupid face
RB Haunter look good though.
>>30970695
Gastly line- Gas ball that turns into a shadow that licks people to kill them
Sandygast line - possessed sand built by children that controls children and adults to build more into them and sucks the life out of them, leaving just the bones behind
Both are creepy in their own right
>>30970695
Waiter there's a faggot in my pasta
STALE PASTA
THROW IT OUT
>>30970695
The gastly line was never scary.
>>30970695
Still scarier then a cloud of gas with a marble with eyes.
>>30970880
Look at how frightening they are
>>30970695
>Remember in Pokemon Red and Blue, when you first encountered Gastly and heard its ear-piercing screech, how frightened you were?
No? A blob with a face was never fucking scary, not even to my 7 year old self.
Yeah a shadow with a face is cooler than a haunted sandcastle, right?
>>30970695
>being scared of high-pitched noise and a fucking sprite
what kind of idiot child were you?
>>30970695
First thing that comes to mind when thinking of Haunter is it licking Charmander in the intro and how that used to arouse me as a child
>>30970695
>Remember in Pokemon Red and Blue, when you first encountered Gastly and heard its ear-piercing screech, how frightened you were? And then you saw Haunter and finally Gengar, and the fear was cemented? Remember how creepy and awesome they were?
No.
#30970695
>Remember in red and blue
Could've stopped right there you flying faggot
no (you) for (you)
>>30970695
>he isn't scared of sandcastles
Never met a German vet of DDay I see.
>>30970695
I wasnt frightened because I wasnt a lil bitch like you
>>30970695
Why do all ghosts have to be scary? Why can't they be of something neutral like Mimikyu, or outright benevolent like the Golett line? Ghosts are spirits and I'd figure not all spirit intend to haunt others. And besides Sandygast fulfills it's horror aspect with its lore on how it obtains its prey.
>>30970695
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>30973259
>Why can't they be of something neutral like Mimikyu,
You haven't seen the anime, have you?
>>30970695
>Remember in Pokemon Red and Blue, when you first encountered Gastly and heard its ear-piercing screech, how frightened you were?
No. I thought it was cute.
>>30973357
>Implying anime is cano-
Okay fine, besides that, that's just ONE (1) Mimikyu when the anime has demonstrated different kind of pokemon with different kind of attitudes.
>>30973357
Anime Mimikyu is creepy as fuck yet extremely based. So I'd say it's fairly neutral.
>>30973381
Granted, but it's a defining feature of the species, as fucking stupid and weird as that sounds.
>>30970695
"Guys, let's get a fucking magnet in."
>>30973259
Golett/Golurk and the ghost swords are easily my favorite additions from X/Y, that game did good things for the ghost type.
please die as soon as possible op
>>30970695
What the fuck is wrong with-
>>30970880
>>30970695
>>30970772
>>30974464
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have
>>30975365
japan's fuckin weird man
>>30970695
>Remember in Pokemon Red and Blue, when you first encountered Gastly and heard its ear-piercing screech, how frightened you were?
No...? I mean, I was like 18 at the time, but even child me wouldn't have found that scary in the slightest.
>>30970695
That doesn't look like a normal pile of sand for me.
Ghastly wasn't even scary back then,
The "Ghost" sprite on the other hand....
>>30970695
>Finding Gengar scary
>ever
>>30975365
>>30974976
Golett and Golurk aren't from X/Y, anon.
I've seen the young'uns post the darndest things on this board
like how they were scared of ghastlys and how they didn't know the starters weren't legendaries, and how they tried evolving luvdisc into alomomola since they were just so young when they played the games
>>30976087
>Armaldo
>Bad
Nice meme.
>>30976087
>any of those designs
>bad
Bait these days are too fucking obvious.