Can /vp/ count to 10 before a picture of Sun x Lillie is posted?

Weebs are virgins

10

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Chicken-chan and Lillie won the last thread. Sun and Lillie won't.

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>>30970465
How butthurt were you?
Not going to bother with this one. Count on, Sunfags.

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>>30970492
Because I, the biggest Sunfag, doesn't care enough to post in a thread made only by a falsefagging chickenfucker.

>Chicken-chan and Lillie won
>>30965361
>>30970444
This isn't how you win.

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Posting superior ship

Leave the poor yurifags alone.

They can't count with all the butthurt from the last thread.

Can we all agree on a 'if image limit is hit, the image posters win' rule right now as the thread is beginning?

Will prevent things getting shit later.

>>30970492
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>>30970582
Those both have multiples of the same number, doesn't count.

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>>30970619
>if image limit is hit, the image posters win
Then the image poster can spam to win. Not exactly fair.

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ONE

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>>30970492
>>30970498
>>30970582
>>30970596
>>30970617
The real losers are you all.

You're playing a fucking counting game and getting all shitty over it.

You have to be 18+ to post on this website and you're all acting half that age.

A fucking disgrace, you all are.

>>30970703
sauce on the artist?

google isn't giving me jack and I can't read the signature

>>30970703
Name one (1) better thing to do on /vp/.

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>>30970718
No idea, sorry, I got it from /guz/.

>>30970702
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>>30970739
>/guz/
The real losers are you all.

>>30970841
We're meant to be losers. It's fucking Team Skull.

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This is now a Guzma thread

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I'M BACK AGAIN

>>30970996
>Inb4 translation and sequel

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>>30970996
>>30971043
AND ABOUT TIME TOO

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>>30970996
feel free to dump the rest of your folder, friend

this is some good shit

>>30971069
AND THIS TIME,
SHE'S IN THE MOOD
.http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60339792
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60252689

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>>30971120
SHIT FORGOT PIC

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>1- Staaaaare

>Sun: She's asleep... In a place like this
>Sun: ...Lillie! You'll catch a cold sleeping out here!
>Sun: At least find somewhere warmer...

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>>30971182
2-

>Sun: At least find somewhere warmer... to sleep...
>Sun: LI-
>Sun: Lillie-san?!

>Lillie: Hnn...
>Lillie: I love you...

>Sun: Uhm-
>Lillie: Nebby... I love you...

>(Nowhere for his hands to go)

>Sun: Hm?

>>30971203
>cucked by pew

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>>30971203
3-

>Sun: I-it's not like I got my hopes up or anything...
>(Pikachu?): Cheer up.
>Sun: I thought it was something like that from the start...

>Sun: This...

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>>30971235
4- (Final)

>Sun: I wish I could do this when she's awake...
>Sun: Nah...

>Pretending-to-be-asleep Lillie (netafu-lillie) where netafuri means to pretend to sleep

>>30970882
>>30970841
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER

>>30971182
>>30971203
>>30971235
>>30971254
that was cute, thank you anon

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>>30971740
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What is even the point of these threads? If you want Sun/Lillie art just fucking ask.

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>>30971838
Blatant Sun/Lillie threads usually end up resulting in a turf war between Sun/Lillie shippers and Chicken/Lillie shippers, and vice-versa. Plus, these threads are fun.

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>>30971906
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>>30971887
This triggers the fuck out of me.

>>30971906
From what I recall the last few hetshipping threads have been pretty tame outside of some shitposting phoneposters and most people ended up ignoring them.

I'm pretty sure yurithreads almost always get turned into shitflinging with both sides ignoring or brushing off the other's arguments though.

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>>30972185
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>>30972212
why

>>30972229
Why what?

>>30972254
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>>30972571
4 bby

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>>30972653
Nice try.

>>30972670
N-NANI?!

>>30972866
Ruby/Sapphire (or Brenden/May) is better

>>30972975
...
Not going to debate, you anon, are 100% correct. Those two are the best. I wish we had more implied dialogue with Lillie but we probably never will

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easy guise

>>30973040
I like Sun/Lillie too but Ruby/Sapphire is my all-time favorite.

And you'll likely get more if Gamefreak decides to release a third version (or possibly a sequel).

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Anyone got a translation for this?

>>30973300
Something about cumming inside and pleasure

>>30971887
This is ultra beast cruelty.

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>>30973946

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>>30973964
>>30973949

>>30972229
Relax anon, is vanilla! Although is set at Lusamine house went lillie wanted to sleep on her mom bed one las time and not on Executor's island.

>>30971182
you missed lillie bubble

>>30972212
There's at least one other doujin with Lillie and Sun (though I'm not sure if they're the focus or if it's just Lillie being a bike), a few with the typical fat old men fucking all of the girls (and Chicken), and one where Sun fucks Lana and Mallow.

Hopefully they get scanned.

>>30974167
It's Sun actually, Lillie doesn't start talking until the 2nd one

>>30974239
nvm I see it now, I'm retarded

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>>30974508
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>>30974508
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>>30974531
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no

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I won't let you

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>>30970996

1 desu

>>30974674
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I don't think so familia

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>>30974744

Can you fuck off we can acually do this.
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4 u

5 me

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>>30974860
Just do it in 4 hours when burgers are sleeping

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Gonna take away your chance by aiming for the image limit

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Who is the POV here?

>>30975011
mudsdale

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>>30974995
You're right.

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>>30975026
You're gonna regret that

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>>30975027
2 hehe

>>30975027
You know you can always just delete the images and re-add them, right?

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>>30975044
>>30975027
Damn we sneaky

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>>30975044
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>>30975057
Yuricucks apparently won anyway despite not doing it after 150

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>>30975096
They actually did do that I think

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Shit! He's not here! We're gonna do it!
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>>30975144
ONE

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>>30975060
>>30974995
And people say 4chan is full of idiots.
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>>30975184
The professor is fighter

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>>30975229

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I'M SO PISSED THE POKEMON ESSENCE EVAPORATED FROM ME

ONE!!!!!!!!!!

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>>30975224
D-don't post things like that! your making my heart go doki doki too much!.

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>>30975256
Kek

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4 hehe

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The goal is to reach image limit

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>>30971235
>>30971203
>>30971182
Thanks for the atrial fibrillation fucker!

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>>30975310
ur welcom m8

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Nah, you must win before then. But keep the pics coming, it makes your timer run out faster

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>>30975298

See>>30975343

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>>30975343
Not in the rules bucko. Fair game.
Keep going. 6.

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>quality

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>>30975347
>fur

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>>30975358
It worked last thread, and as you said; fair game

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Chris-chan here;
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6 y

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>>30975422

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>>30975393
I thought last thread they were complaining that it didn't count for some reason.

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Do Sun and Lillie do it gentle for the purposes of procreation, or rough pump and dump?

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Question.
Why doesn't someone grab all sun x lille fan art and post it before everyone else does? I'd probably hit image cap and they wouldn't be able to post it.
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>>30975462
Isn't that what you're doing already?

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Does this count?

>>30975489
nah, that's not Sun

>>30975489
No, fk Ash

>>30975474
THREE

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>>30975471
No, you'd grab their art and post it before they did. Then they couldn't post it. We're just slowly reaching for the image cap.

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>>30975531
I'm going to post the same photo ok ok.

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I'm out of them!

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>>30975531
They've already posted most of the shit and can delete it/repost it at convenience. Even then you can add a pixel to the image and the duplicate image message would ignore it.

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>>30975552
Ok

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Gizoogle bitch.

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POST MY SUN!

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>>30975597
Gizoogle?

what is even going on now

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>>30975598
No

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>>30975598
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>>30975611
Gizoogle.

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>>30975641
Ooooh! Gizoogle!

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>>30975668
Gizoogle.

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>/vp/ is unable to count to 10 without getting to the image limit

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>>30975700
Accordin ta all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a funky-ass bee
should be able ta fly.


Its wings is too lil' small-ass ta get
its fat lil body off tha ground.


Da bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees couldn't give a fuckin shit
what humans be thinkin is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.


Ooh, black n' yellow!
Letz shake it up a lil.


Barry dawwwwg! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe dis is happening?
- I can't. I be bout ta pick you up.


Lookin sharp.


Use tha stairs. Yo crazy-ass father
paid phat scrilla fo' them.


Sorry. I be excited.


Herez tha graduate.
We straight-up proud as a muthafucka of you, son.


A slick report card, all B's.


Straight-up proud.


Ma! I gots a thang goin here.


- Yo ass gots lint on yo' fuzz.
- Ow! Thatz me!


- Wave ta us muthafucka! We bout ta be up in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I holla'd at you,
stop flyin up in tha house!


- Yo, Adam.
- Yo, Barry.

- Is dat fuzz gel?
- A lil. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make dat shit.

Three minutes grade school,
three minutes high school.
Those was awkward.

le 3

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>>30975709
4.io

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>>30975764
Three minutes college. I be glad I took
a dizzle n' hitchhiked round tha hive.


Yo ass did come back different.


- Yea muthafucka, Barry.
- Artie, growin a mustache, biatch? Looks good.


- Hear bout Frankie?
- Yeah.


- Yo ass goin ta tha funeral?
- Fuck dat shit, I aint going.


All Y'all knows,
stin one of mah thugs, you take a thugged-out dirt nap.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess his schmoooove ass could have
just gotten outta tha way.


I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis incorporating
an amusement park tha fuck into our day.


Thatz why our phat asses don't need vacations.


Boy, like a lil' bit of pomp...
under tha circumstances.


- Well, Adam, todizzle we is men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduatin class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins yo' game
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob todizzle?
I heard itz just orientation.
Headz up! Here we go

Keep yo' handz n' antennas
inside tha tram at all times.
- Wonder what tha fuck it'll be like?
- A lil freaky.
Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of tha Hexagon Group.
This is dat shiznit son!
Wow.
Wow.
We know dat you, as a funky-ass bee,
have hit dat shiznit yo' whole game

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How about this. Every time someone posts a Lillie x Sun fanfiction, I post the bee movie script but through gizoogle. Sound good?

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Sun is the POV btw

>>30975847
How do you know?

>>30975827
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>>30975847
nice try faggot
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>>30975839
Why exactly? What's even in it for you or anyoneb?

>>30975847
to git ta tha point where you
can work fo' yo' whole game.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks brang tha nectar ta tha hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted n' bubble-contoured


into dis soothang dope syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That hoe was hot.
- Dat hoe mah cousin!


- Biatch is?
- Yes, we all cousins.


- Right. Yo ass is right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive


to improve every last muthafuckin aspect
of bee existence.


These bees is stress-testing
a freshly smoked up helmet technology.


- What do you be thinkin he makes?
- Not enough.
Here our crazy asses have our sickest fuckin advancement,
the Krelman.
- What do dat do?
- Oatches dat lil strand of honey
that hangs afta you pour dat shit.
Saves our asses millions.
Oan mah playas work on tha Krelman?

Of course. Most bee thangs are
small ones. But bees know
that every last muthafuckin lil' small-ass thang,
if itz done well, means all muthafuckin day.
But chizzle carefully
because you gonna stay up in tha thang
you pick fo' tha rest of yo' game.

>>30975867
Because it's fun.
And it helps reach the post limit.

>>30975870
>>30975839
Try the Number One lyrics

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>>30975888
Checked

>>30975894
Yo hommie!
We is Number One
Yo hommie!
We is Number One
Now listen closely
Herez a lil lesson up in trickery
This is goin down up in history
If you wanna be a Muthafucka Number One
Yo ass gotta chase a superhero on tha run
Just follow mah moves, n' sneak around
Be careful not ta cook up a sound
Shh
C R U N C H
Fuck dat shit, don't bust a nut on that!
We is Number One
Yo hommie!
We is Number One
Ha ha ha
Now peep dis net, dat I just found
When I say go, be locked n loaded ta throw
Go!
Throw it at him, not me biaatch!
Ugh, letz try suttin' else
Now peep n' learn, herez tha deal
Dude bout ta slip n' slide on dis banana peel
Ha ha ha, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We is Number One
Yo hommie!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We is Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We is Number One
Yo hommie!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We is Number One
Yo hommie!
Hey!

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>>30976020
Alright, that's it.
SHREK
Back up in tha dizzle there was a ghettofab
bizzatch. But dat freaky freaky biatch had a enchantment
upon her of a gangbangin' fearful sort which could
only be fucked up by lovez first kiss.
Biatch was locked away up in a cold-ass lil castle guarded
by a shitty fire-breathang dragon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
Many brave knights had attempted ta
free her from dis dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch waited up in tha
dragonz keep up in tha highest room of
tha tallest tower fo' her legit ludd
n' legit lovez first kiss. (laughs)
Like thatz eva gonna happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. What
a load of - (toilet flush)

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins ta play. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek goes bout his
day. It make me wanna hollar playa! While up in a nearby town, tha villagers git together ta go
afta tha ogre.

>>30975999
5

and checked

>>30976026
NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

MAN1
Think itz up in there?

MAN2
All right. Letz git dat shiznit son!

MAN1
Whoa yo. Hold on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Do you know what tha fuck dat
thang can do ta yo slick ass?

MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind yo' bones fo' itz
bread.

Shrek sneaks up behind dem n' laughs.

SHREK
Yes, well, actually, dat would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they much worse.
They'll cook up a suit from yo' freshly
peeled skin.

MEN
No!

SHREK
They'll shave yo' liver n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Squeeze tha
jelly from yo' eyes muthafucka! Actually, itz
like phat on toast.

MAN1
Back! Back, beast son! Back! I warn ya!
(waves tha torch at Shrek.)

Shrek calmly licks his wild lil' fingers n' extinguishes tha torch. Da
pimps shrink back away from his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek roars straight-up loudly n' long
n' his breath extinguishes all tha remainin torches until tha
pimps is up in tha dark.

>>30971069
Might as well just officially translate the damn thing already

Thread is dead 1

1 for gay lily

2 for toast

3 for burning niggers

4 for wanting to fug lillie

>>30976164
5 for being a degenerate.

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no

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Jackie Chan

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I am a Sunfag.

Sun is the canon protagonist. LilliexSun is the canon pairing.

Solgaleo is canon.

Sun is an owlfag, Hau gets the waifu Primarina because Lillie will remain forever oblivious to him, and Kukui gets Baracat because it is just meant to be.

I am not asking you to agree with me. I am simply saying what I think is correct.

>>30976193
6 for not wanting to fug lillie

>>30976212
>I am not asking you to agree with me. I am simply saying what I think is correct.
you know anon you're a cool guy

>>30976205
THE NEXT DAY

There be a line of fairy tale creatures. Da head of tha guard
sits at a table payin playas fo' brangin tha fairy tale creatures
ta his muthafuckin ass. There is cages all around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Some of tha playas up in line
is Peta Pan, whoz ass is carryin Tinkerbell up in a cold-ass lil cage, Gipetto
whoz carryin Pinocchio, n' a gangbangin' farma whoz ass is carryin tha three
lil pigs.

GUARD
All right. This onez full. Take it
away dawwwwg! Move it along. Come on! Git up!


HEAD GUARD
Next!

GUARD
(takin tha witchz broom) Give me dat son!
Yo crazy-ass flyin minutes is over n' shit. (breaks tha
broom up in half)

HEAD GUARD
Thatz 20 piecez of silver fo' tha witch.
Next!

GUARD
Git up! Come on!

HEAD GUARD
Twenty pieces.

LITTLE BEAR
(crying) This cage is too small.

DONKEY
Please, don't turn me in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be bout ta never
be stubborn again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I can chizzle. Please biaaatch!
Give me another chance!

OLD WOMAN
Oh, shut tha fuck up. (jerks his banging rope)

>>30976207
DONKEY
Oh!

HEAD GUARD
Next son! What have you got?

GIPETTO
This lil wooden puppet.

PINOCCHIO
I aint a puppet. I be a real boy. (his
nozzle grows)

HEAD GUARD
Five shillings fo' tha possessed toy.
Take it away.

PINOCCHIO
Father, please biaaatch! Don't let dem do this muthafucka!
Help me!

Gipetto takes tha scrilla n' strutts off. Da oldschool biatch steps up
ta tha table.

HEAD GUARD
Next son! What have you got?

OLD WOMAN
Well, I've gots a poppin' off donkey.

HEAD GUARD
Right. Well, thatz phat fo' ten shillings,
if you can prove dat shit.

OLD WOMAN
Oh, go ahead, lil fella.

Donkey just looks up at her muthafuckin ass.

HEAD GUARD
Well?

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>>30975933
>Fuck dat shit, don't bust a nut on that!

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>>30976224
I know, I know

>>30976212
OLD WOMAN
Oh, oh, he just...hez just a lil
nervous. Dat punk straight-up like a cold-ass lil chatterbox.
Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

HEAD GUARD
Thatz dat shit. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I heard enough cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Guards!


OLD WOMAN
Fuck dat shit, no, tha pimpin' muthafucka talks muthafucka! Dude do. (pretendz
ta be Donkey) I can talk. I gotta
talk. I be tha rappin'est damn thang
you eva saw.

HEAD GUARD
Git her outta mah sight.

OLD WOMAN
Fuck dat shit, no! I swear playa! Oh! Dude can talk!

Da guardz grab tha oldschool biatch n' her big-ass booty strugglez wit dem wild-ass muthafuckas. One
of her hairy-ass legs flies up n' kicks Tinkerbell outta Peta Panz
hands, n' her cage drops on Donkeyz head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude gets sprinkled
wit fairy dust n' he able ta fly.

DONKEY
Yo dawwwwg! I can fly!

PETER PAN
Dude can fly!

3 LITTLE PIGS
Dude can fly!

HEAD GUARD
Dude can talk!

DONKEY
Ha, ha! Thatz right, fool!

>>30976212
I'm a Sunfag but I think that if you pick Moon then ChickenxGladion becomes a thing and I fucking love that pairing, as typical as it is

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>>30976212
>Sun is an owlfag
And you were doing so well

1?

>>30976317
Not bad, I agree with that

>>30976329
(I like Litten more than Rowlet) but the story just has more sense like that

>>30976334
This thread has turned into a pile of shit but 2

>>30976329
I hate all three starters
they're all wasted potential

>>30976380
4

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High five bro

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5

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6 bucks bitches

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1

1??????

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>>30976447
TEW

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3

Is there someone who wants Lana and Sun lewd action? I have link

>>30976483
Post it

>>30976502
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3482788

>>30976483
4 me plz

>>30976523
5 yes

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Totally unrelated

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have 6 with me

lucky 7

888888

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Let me tell you how i made her leave with me

999999999999999999999999999999999999999

10 bitches no reposts lol

deux

check my 3

>>30976648
that was a test run
check my 4 tho

>>30976680
damn...

check this 1

>>30976665
You tried

>>30976686
2 is my number!

>>30976706
i'll get to 6 eventually

three

>>30976706
3

>>30976719
im on a mission.10% chance cant fail me now
4

>>30976740
I WILL GET MY 5

What is Sun's fetish and does Lille fulfill it for him?

7

we're waiting

>>30976751
I GOT 6'S TWICE IN A ROW

HERE'S A 8

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By the power of lewds, I block thee!

There's nothing explicitly romantic about that image.

9

>>30976774
BACK TO 1

IM NOT LEAVING THIS THREAD

>post limit reached
>image limit almost reached
>people were stubborn enough to stop the counting from happening
maybe I should say autistic instead of stubborn

>>30976756
Sun has a fetish for sleeping in other's beds

>>30976798
2 ASDFASFASF

>>30976819
OK IM SKIPPING TO 0

>>30976819
WE GOT THIS
3

>>30976834
GOD HATES ME

4
YEAAHHH

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FUCK
1

>>30976871
I was gonna post that lol, good one

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3

>no more images
D O E S N ' T C O U N T

IMAGE LIMIT REACHED

4

>>30976899

5
A B S O L U T E L Y C O U N T S

>>30976899
FUCK YOU YOU DONT MAKE THE RULES
6

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Reset to nothingness

>>30976922
F U C K Y O U
U C K Y O U O
C K Y O U O Y
K Y O U O Y K
Y O U O Y K C
O U O Y K C U
U O Y K C U F

1

>>30976957
>>30976952
1

I'm proud of all anons that did their best to stop the count

These two are the best pairing since Brendan/May

>>30977006
That's wrong because Black/White is superior

>>30977014
Those are good too

>tfw bulbapedo doesn't have a name for the Sun/Lillie ship yet
what the fuck is it you faggots

10

>>30976922
delet your image and post another

>>30977060
And we win good job guys

>>30977060
finally now I can go kill myself

>>30977060
A job well done
I could really go for a fresh glass of bleach right about now

>>30977064
You can't after a certain amount of time

Het