Marianne Susan

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I don't feel like I need to apologize ahead of time for being a faggot. I'm already on this board so here we go.

Let's not lie to ourselves here. We've all imagine ourselves as pokemon at one point or another. It's implicit if we've all wound up in this bottom of the barrel.

That's not the problem I want to address, though. My jimmies are rustled by the fact that ANYONE who has ever imagined theirselves as pokemon has gone full mary sue and made themselves something cool and/or fuckable regardless of whether or not it represents them as a pokemon.

For instance, when I went to high school there was this neckbeard who had a mega sceptile pokesona. It wasn't that he was a cunt about it, I was just peeved that someone so beta had the liberty to represent himself as something so cool.

Admittedly I imagined myself as a pokemon as well at times, but when I did so I was certain to be modest and realistic. Like, I always considered beldum a good fit on account of the fact that it was stern and fairly intelligent but was also a massively inept fuck-up (can only use take down).

To put things into perspective: Let's say that aliens blasted earth with a death star that turned all human beings on it into the pokemon that best represented them. Imagine the disappointment of the myriad special snowflakes who imagine themselves as triple-cocked palkias and futanari gardevoirs as they are turned into the shitty scummy pokemon that actually fit their personality (like garbodors and muk).

TL;DR IMO you should only have a pokesona whose species fits your personality. I know that imagining oneself as a pokemon is wish fulfillment to begin with, but then again, this is 4chan: land of petty expression of pet peevery.