Yo mama so ugly she beat a Purugly in an ugliness contest

>>30960821
Yo mama so fat she makes Wailord look like a single WIshiwashi

Yo moma so fat her Splash does damage.

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>>30960821
fuck you

>>30960821
Ya mama so stupid that she'll die if you don't reply to this post

/vp/ really is infested with underage

>>30961621
But doesn't she die anyway?

>>30960821
>Not feebas
>Not stunfisk
>not garbodor
At least purugly is a cat which make it somewhat lovable

>>30961621
Shit... Immunity cat, where are you?

>>30961621
No

Yo mama's so stupid, Amnesia has no effect.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd make a Gyarados cry.
Yo mama's so fat, Celesteela looks like Joltik in comparison.
Yo mama's so dumb, she can't figure out which way Nosepass faces.
Yo mama's so poor, that a Meowth's Payday is like hitting a gold mine.
Yo mama's so unclean, that a non-Alolan Muk looks clean.
Yo mama's so uncool, that Alola Oak cries when she tries a pun.
Yo mama's so dirty, that a Magikarp's Spash is super effective.
Yo mama's so disgusting, that Trubbish and Garbador look fresh.
Yo mama smells so bad, that a Vileplume's head smells divine.

Yo mama's so slow, the Slowpoke who replied two years later about a Code Geass thread on /a/ would respond to this post sooner >>30961621

Fuck this thread for bringing the inner 2nd grader out. These kind of jokes are so outdated, and you'd have better luck finding only shiny pokemon in a legit no-cheating playthrough before one of these is funny.

>>30961731
Is that slowpoke still postin tho

>>30961978
yeah

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>>30961621
>>30961671

>>30960903
okay i chuckled

Yo momma's so fat, her Heavy Slam can OHKO a Walrein.

Yo momma so stank her spit is a gunk shot