ITT: Pokémon-related shit you're tired of seeing

inb4 these types of thread

>>30960738
I don't even hate those TYPE of videos but that one was fucking awful. Half of it had nothing to do with the topic and the part that was on topic was stupid as shit.
>As powerful as a grenade
You mean a nuke, you are talking about it absorbing and fusing hundreds of pounds of material.

>Ditto is a Mew clone
>There are no adults because WAR!!!
>Blue's Raticate
>Cookie cutter pokémon parodies
>le haunted lavender town
>People trying to explain how a fantasy setting would obviously not work in real life

>>30960805
That's what all the buildup was for? Hell, I clicked off midway through the material listing

I hate pretty much any gen 1 related theory.

Not only have they been repeated ad nauseum, but most of them are stretching or outright wrong

unrelated but

>its a "GOLLY ISN'T THE ROTOMDEX FUCKED UP?" video

I don't know why but I am tired of any pokemon related analysis that has to do with comparing the pokemon universe to the real world.

POKEMON SURE ARE DANGEROUS XD
LAWL TEN YEAR OLDS GOING ON UNSUPERVISED JOURNEYS

Also you guys are guilty of this shit too. I can kind of see if it's an adult character but what is your deal with sexualizing clearly underage characters like Acerola or Lillie? The Captains are canonically no older than 19 since they have to give up their title at 20. Just saying. I know this going to make me come off like a normalfag but I don't give a fuck. Moonland seems to think "old hags" are anyone above the legal age requirement to drive a car.

>Pokémon reimagined as X
>only Genwun
I remember seeing these fanarts of Pokémon as Overwatch character and they made shit like Blastoise 76, Arbok Widow and Mr. Mime Symmetra because of lol only the original 151 allowed

>>30960927

>red killed blue's raticate on the S.S. Anne meme

Blue just boxed it because it was an unreliable piece of shit.

>>30960889
>>30960927
>>30961019
All of GT's Pokemon videos sound like they're written by some "my dad works for nintendo" kid on the playground desu

How people are obsessed with missingno and created countless speculations and creepypasta even tho it's just a buch of pixels

>>30960965
That whole last bit is just "stop liking things I hate!". You need to get over it, I mean really, it's fucking fictional man, you just said you hate people comparing it to the real world then go and do it to try and justify hating something you don't like. It's fucking drawings dude, I can draw a line call it a 4 ear old loli and fap to it who gives a fuck?

If it's not a place based on our laws and rules, then why are you trying to apply them?

>>30960889

>lavender town

they had a genuine thing going here but now its the defacto SPOOPY MUSIC meme of the franchise

>>30960889
>Red is a ghost because he disappears after you beat him in Mt Silver
>Venonat was supposed to evolve into Butterfree and Metapod into Venomoth
>Hypno is a pedophile XD

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>Ash is in a coma

>>30961153

>Hypno is a pedophile XD

blame the FRLG Sevii Island sidequest and pokedex entries. At least Hypno makes more sense than a fucking balloon being a molester.

>>30960738
every shitty clickbait youtube video ever. "The TAPUS ARE BROKEN OP?!?! TOP 5 MOST BROKEN POKEMON, etc"

All "poketubers" can go die in a fucking fire and when I hear their bullshit from their retarded fans it makes me want to blow a hole in my skull.

>>30961194
>The TAPUS ARE BROKEN OP
To be fair the Tapus are pretty fucking OP

>>30961194

>"The TAPUS ARE BROKEN OP?!?! TOP 5 MOST BROKEN POKEMON, etc"

so Versilify, Shofu, the typical cancer

le epic youngster joey ebic ratatatata top percentage wow! XD

>>30961153
Hypno literally abducts children in FRLG

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>>30960738
I remember watching it, and holy fuck was it a whole load of nothing.

>>30961194

>The TAPUS ARE BROKEN OP

well 3 of them anyway. Also LEGENDARIES ARE GOOD NAH REALLY?

>in b4 moltres, entei, phione

>>30961194
People who take a piece of information like shiny charm rates and stretch it into a 20minute+ long video of nothing.

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>>30960738
Who italianfag here?

If you don't know who pic related is, he's Cydonia, a popular italian Poketuber who constantly uploads Poketheory videos.

I don't really hate him, no. In fact, I hate its fans, because they blindly assume that everything he says must be correct, and always think that his theories are canon for some.

>he predicted some stuff for oras!
>he predicted some stuff for sun and moon!
>he's a popular youtuber!
>so, what he says is undoubtedly correct!

That's not how it fucking works, you retards. Do you even realize that his multiverse theory is based on something that was a technological limitation at the time (tl;dr of his most popular theory - "you can't trade pokemon from gen I-II to later ones and you can only trade pokemon from gen III-IV-V to later ones via poketransfer, so they must be in three different universes! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!") AND he never said he was correct any of his videos? You're free to believe whatever the fuck you want, but please, canon and fanon are two separate things. Keep it that way.

Also, he once made a contest to draw a gen VII fakemon and post it to 4chan to see how many people actually believed it to be real. How naive of him.

>>30961191
>>30961249
I know but I'm just tired of seeing videos about it all the time.

>>30960738
I was pissed off as soon he outed himself as a GENWUNNER4LYFE.

Is there an easier way to get someone to hate Genwun than showing him retarded videos such as these?

Sometimes it feels good to be a Hoennbaby after all

>>30961312
>>30961371
Why did he even do that? It had no bearing on the theory.

"Edgy" Thumbnails
>Blood leaking from a Pokeball
>[Insert Pokemon] is EVIL?!?!?
>Red/No eyes on a Pokemon or Character
>Pokemon + Photoshopped weapon

>>30960889
>>Blue's Raticate
The video of GT on this is actually not mindnumbingly dumb.

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>N is Zoroark
>People acting like Missingno is an actual thing that exists in the pokémon universe
>Using fakemons/fake leaks in clickbait thumbnails to attract gullible people.
>Anyone claiming Human/Pokémon fusions as a gameplay mechanic would be a good idea
>THE NEW POKÉDEX IS SO EDGY LMAO OMG POKÉMON KILL/EAT EACH OTHER?!!
>Giovanni is Red's dad
>Professor Oak indoor bike jokes

>>30961079
what a crude and delusional analogy that is.
Drawing a line and calling it a loli is not the same as actually drawing something that resembles that of an actual child from irl. Besides the fact there are some anatomical differences, the fact still remains that you are sexually attracted to something theoretically even more degenerate - a drawing. I'm in no place to criticize, but you've really gotta stop this whole "xD it's just a drawing im a LOLICON not a PEDOPHILE" meme. You're just a pedophile with some form of control, but still mentally derailed by what's probably internet porn/hentai propaganda and sensitivity to moral or normal social standards.

There is a massive difference between hating the fucking annoying lolicons who wont fuck off with their delusional bs and hating general comparisons to IRL. Because being a lolicon IS a real life thing, the act of being sexually attracted to preteen characters is a very real thing. It's ridiculous how normal people discuss it, share it etc online because it's such an echo chamber.

Aint gonna lie, I've fapped to shota tons of times and still would. But I don't spend my time on here pushing it like its normal, I'm not quite that far gone. I understand completely that it's not really normal, and definitely something that I could have gone my whole life without liking if I wasn't introduced to it etc.

Sorry for the wall of text but seriously, if there's one thing worse than a lolicon, it's a delusional one who can't see the issue. I bet you don't talk about it anywhere else irl do you? Exactly, you fucking know damn right that shit needs to be kept in the closet and that there's something abnormal about it.

tl;dr: calling out lolicons was not a comparison of irl to fantasy.

>>30960889
>>There are no adults because WAR!!!
Wait, this was a thing?

Really?

>>30961629
*desensitive even.

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>family friendly game
>Game Theory: DOES (game) SUPPORT HITLER AND THE ILLUMINATI?

>>30961646
Yep. Some theory claiming that the reason why there's so little NPCs in Genwun is because everyone died in a GREAT WAR!!! or something, and that this was the war Lt. Surge mentions.
Instead of you know, the more boring explaination of cartridge limitations and law of conservation of detail.

>>30960991
>>Pokémon reimagined as X
>>only Genwun

God, this. Mostly in crossovers.

Elsa with an Articuno? Froslass would be more suiting. Iron Man with a Charizard? What's wrong with using Scizor? Batman using Zubat? Noivern or Crobat would be better. Lunala is kind of new but it makes sense for that one line.

Also in regards to "____ characters as Overwatch" it would make more sense if it used Trainers rather than the Pokemon but that's just me

>>30961194
>LE ALL POGELUBRS UR CANCER MEIMEI MEEM
kill yourself

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>>30960965
>>30961629
A pussy is a pussy. Kids are cuter than adults. I like cuter pussy. That's why I like Acerola, Lillie and Lana.
Of course, I don't only like their pussies. I like all of them, because they're cute. I like cute things.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with it.

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>It's a modern Pokemon parody
>Ash, Misty and Brock are there

>>30960738
Let me guess...May is Sans mom.

>>30960738

are there any poketubers that aren't fair weather fans, genwunners (or pander to genwunners), smogonfag, avatards, or autism factories?

I'm tired of seeing those stupid 'realistic' Pokemon drawings. The artist literally just takes any Pokemon and gives it a dark design.

>>30961815
>Completely Original Joke about a new pokémon being a chair/table/toilet
>OMG There's too many pokémon!! It was better when there were only 151!
>drugs, gore, and obscenities = humour
>(x) used (status move)! It's Super Effective!!
>even if it has the current MC he'll still be named Ash and have a partner pikachu

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>Isn't Lavender Town scary guys? Ohhh Creepypastas ooo, ooooo hacked games ooooo

>>30960738

>it's a pokemon parody
>pokemon saying their own names is called out
>beating trainers is connotated as assaulting them for their cash
>schools don't exist even though they do
>LOL PROFESSORS ARE DUMB WHAT IS YOUR NAME? XD

>>30962037

>loved Lavender Town as a kid because i was an edgelord
>now it's a meme that's it's spoopy

at least Sun/Moon did something cool with the Ghost Trial.

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>>30962035
>drugs, gore, and obscenities = humour
THIS.

>>30962047
This is the best one of that type. Even if it is now outdated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtYdnwBXp8M&t=196s

>>30962035
>>Completely Original Joke about a new pokémon being a chair/table/toilet

That's what I don't get.

If you live in a world where Ghosts, holograms and monsters based on your very Monster Containers are part of your zoology, then chances are anything beyond that is easy to grasp as normal.

The problem with that joke is that

a) Pokemon design isn't THAT unhinged
and
b) The standards of people in the Pokemon world are not based on our standards.

I'm sure they have newspapers, books and shit easing them in on new discoveries of Pokemon.

All the gen wun meme shit.

>>30962035
At least when mad did a parody it was funny. And used gen 5 Pokémon

>gen 1 is an unplayable glitchy mess!

>>30961608
>That pic.
WHY!?!?!

>>30962340
This is true though.

It doesn't mean Gen 1 is unplayable, just that it wasn't solid.

>>30960738
>Someone, be it a villain, a pokemon, or some other NPC dies or is implied to die
>Someone uses the word "die" "Perish" "Injured" or "Fluids"
>Pokemon fans act like what's "dark" for pokemon is remarkable compared to other franchises

>>30961778
What happened to you? You are aware that a standard human brain doesn't operate this way?

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>>30962510
Nothing. You let age be the primary deciding factor on whether you like something or not, I don't. To me, cuteness is the first and foremost. Age is only an afterthought.
If anything, I'm more human than you.

>>30962604
That sounds more like you've gone feral, I guess in a sense that's more "human". But you have to be able to understand WHY you're looked down on right?

>>30961684
>the war Lt. Surge mentions
>american
It was obviously meant to allude to Vietnam

>>30960738
>Pokemon parody video
>The humor is literally just disgusting things like poop, pee, blood, and snot

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>>30960965
>>30961629
Read this and realize why you're a retard

>>30963012
Retards are the people who aren't Neurotypical. Most people are aggressively averse to an attraction to children. Jesus christ this place is sad and delusional. Go outside

>>30963055
You know, if you're really that offended over the whole thing, maybe you could go out and volunteer and try to help some real kids who have been abused.
Oh but wait, thats too much work. Its much easier to sit on your computer and bitch about people who fap to a fucking cartoon while real kids are out there getting abused and shit.

>>30961629
>Because being a lolicon IS a real life thing
but it isnt though, much like being a furry doesn't necessarily mean you want to fuck animals, or that being into abuse/rape means you will necessarily go out and rape people.

There's a reason why its called "fantasy". Most people come to terms with the fact its not real or going to happen and don't act on it. Only the most depraved of the bunch act out, and judging a group by those outcasts doesn't seem reasonable.

>>30962346
Money, would love to take down clickbait shills and shitty parodies made for children so some quality content can flow through YouTube, unfortunately that's how the world works now, produce terrible products with minimal effort to get large amounts of dollary doos.

How the fuck did this thread go from Game Theory's terrible videos to defending pedophilic fetishes?

Well, both are pretty retarded, so I guess it goes hand in hand

>>30962379
>This is true though.

But it's not.

>>30963085
Nice, so you realized the other person actually sounded intelligent and had a rational point, so now you switch goalposts and yell "wahhh ur a bad guy irl IM not the bad guy." Pathetic, really. Next time just don't bother posting, you are only making the other person look better.

>>30963176
>the other person
you're not fooling anyone

>>30963085
You're not the boss of me. Preemptively judging potential pedophiles is just as important, why do you think To Catch a Predator exists?
I could help a thousand abuse victims and still be content to make sure you people know that yours is a behavior no one will ever publicly approve of

>>30963199
>why do you think To Catch a Predator exists?
To catch people who prey kids.
Fapping to anime girls doesn't hurt anyone. You're seriously arguing in favor of thought crime.

>>30963187
I'm an entirely different person you autistic shithead. I'm leaving this thread now, but I hope the other dude you were actually replying to has a good laugh at you like I did. If you don't want other people coming in and calling you a dipshit when you are clearly acting like one, maybe you should stop bumping this thread so people don't see your shitposts on the front page of /vp/ you fucking idiot.

thank god the only pokemon related videos i watch are ones discussing mechanics or playthroughs

>>30963187
We're two different people fucktard. It would actually be pretty fucking bizarre if only one person in a conversation found pedophilia abhorrent

Its not a matter of subjectivity. It's not a harmless opinion, every fucko who's waltzed into a sting operation was a ticking time bomb fucking around the internet who finally decided to cash in on his mental instability after holding it in for decades

Holy shit that video was so FUCKING boring. Took forever to get to the point. I saw it last night and I was falling asleep.

>>30960738
Please tell me that's not Lockstin.

>>30963231
The only dipshit here is the person getting triggered over fiction.

>>30963244
>Its not a matter of subjectivity.
Yes, it is.
>It's not a harmless opinion,
Yes, it is.
>every fucko who's waltzed into a sting operation was a ticking time bomb fucking around the internet who finally decided to cash in on his mental instability after holding it in for decades
This is literally the same reasoning as "violent video games make people violent"

>>30963244
>>30963231
>>30963224
>>30963199
>>30963187
>>30963176
>>30963099
>>30963085
>>30963055
>>30963012
>>30962604
>>30962753
>>30962510
>>30961778
>>30961629
>>30961079
>>30960965
Fuck off shitters talk about bullshit pokémon videos no one wants to update the thread and read your meme arguments

>>30962180
>implying those fairy girls aren't stoned off their tits

>>30963263
Fiction or not the imigase you fap to would activate a gag reflex faster than most violence fetishes.

Our primary instincts as well as our acclimation to social norms reinforce and coerce behaviors built to protect younger individuals, it's as base enough function to be found in insects.

An attraction to younger individuals implies disorganization of these complexes, your sexuality is out of the box.

Don't act like there isn't a reason pedophiles only take up a small number of the population and trigger a (Sadly socially acceptable(I mean that I hate this shit)) violent reaction from every other demographic

Even in self-help groups a counselor is going to have a hard time looking a person with pedo tenancies in the eye

We have a biological and nurtured imperative to find you disgusting, you are the closest thing to objectively vile

>>30963286
No, that's the same as "Kids make people pedos".

Videogames don't make people violent, they quell the behavior of violent people, violent people play violent videogames and they should, any behavioral leakage should be harmless.

No amount of behavior leakage from pedophilia is acceptable

>>30963389
Welcome to 4chan, a normal website for normal well-adjusted people who follow social norms

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Fucking hell.

>>30963414
I would prefer it, but I'm not arguing that he should behave any differently. Trying to claim that pedophilia is normal or will ever be socially acceptable in advanced society is false. Everything I've said has been tertiary to that point

>>30963292

A THREAD GOING OFF TOPIC?

HOW RARE!

>>30963469
I don't really care about any of that, my only issue is you trying to equate loli with real kids.
Do you think girls with a daddy kink want to fuck their actual dads?

>>30962035
>OMG There's too many pokémon!! It was better when there were only 150!
Ftfy

>Pokemon parody
>"u know this is kinda fucked up like it's basically animal abuse when u think about it xD"

>>30962047
The only one that isn't bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4

>>30963506
If you don't then we're at an understanding, I don't honestly care what you jerk off to, but it grabs my attention when someone implies that they're anything close to the norm while defending pedophile tendancies.

You could go on and on about how many people got caught endangering children and also had a fascination with anime, not just lolis but anime in general, but there's no actual new information or anything that will change anyones mind, just supplementary facts as to why one shouldn't say "If anything, I'm more human than you." and expect anything but reasons why that behavior is a far cry from human

Hell its practically an abnormal error in "Adult animal" and is restricted mostly to animals with a wide enough mental capacity for failure

>>30962047
You forgot the "Are you a boy or a girl?" in a "Pokemon Red parody" even if the female protagonist first appeared in Crystal.

>>30963506

you're the one using false equivalents.

we were the ones saying you only liked 2D/loli because of the "forbidden fruit" aspects of real life.

So yes if your example of "daddy issue" girls being stemmed from women with stockholm syndrome for their aggressors is true then my example of liking lolis sexually connecting to your desire for this same thng IRL but can't because of the social implications is equally true.

They are both just as extreme.

tl;dr YES YOU ARE A REPRESSED LOW KEY PEDOPHILE. I WOULD RESPECT YOU MORE IF YOU OWNED UP TO IT.

what's going on here

>Videos calling the franchise "Pokémon GO"

>>30963616
Yeah he's leaning further on the pedo spectrum than most, the same way girls with daddy issues are higher on sexual abnormality tplerance.

Correlation exists weather we like it o not

>>30963657
>Top 10 Pokemon Go Secrets
>Magikarp is secretly based on

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>>30963604
>t grabs my attention when someone implies that they're anything close to the norm
Kek, I could not care less about being seen as a normalfag.
>You could go on and on about how many people got caught endangering children and also had a fascination with anime
Sure, but what about all the others that never did those things or even considered doing them?

>>30963616
>we were the ones saying you only liked 2D/loli because of the "forbidden fruit" aspects of real life.
I like them because they're cute and petite. Maybe there's other reasons but those are the main ones.
>if your example of "daddy issue" girls being stemmed from women with stockholm syndrome for their aggressors
Hold up, you're going to claim that every girl with a daddy kink was abused? And they only have the kink because they were abused?
Why are you making all of these unfounded assumptions?
>connecting to your desire for this same thng IRL
Do you not realize that 2D girls have certain charms that 3DPD will never have? They don't care about your social status, wealth, physical characteristics or lack thereof, etc.

>>30963768
They're more likely to do them, but if they don't they're not a problem

Again they whole thing about you being "normal" was not my invention


"If anything, I'm more human than you." speaks for itself

>>30963793
>"If anything, I'm more human than you."
That was someone else.

>>30963710

yeah the carp turning into a dragon by climbing a water lore is neat but i'm tired of hearing gen one lore because EVERYONE does it. worse when they get it wrong.

>Jynx is based on ganguro girls

no Jynx is based on a chinese yeti. Why do you think it's ice type? it even has the same face as jynx pre purple face change. But nope us stupid americans went HURR ITS A NIGGER CHANGE IT.

>>30963801
Fair enough. Carry on pedo friend

>>30963814
>Be black
>Grow up completely innocent of the Jynx controversy until I played the games enough to start reading bulbapedia

As a kid I saw her as a black void creature in women's clothes. I'd have probably noticed if the skin was some shade of brown

>>30963768
>Do you not realize that 2D girls have certain charms that 3DPD will never have?
loool the only thing 2D girls have are whatever qualities you ascribe to them

>They don't care about your social status, wealth, physical characteristics or lack thereof, etc.
aka the exact definition of "connecting to your desire for this same thing IRL"

>>30963887
But I don't want the same thing IRL? Real kids are gross, the have snot covered faces and smell bad and shit everywhere.

>>30963768

oh goody now you're playing the "pure otaku" card?

WAIFUS
AREN'T
REAL

However your preferences still paint a bleak picture about your sexuality. You're already an outlier to the human condition by removing yourself from real life relations (alledgedly) but to say that your libido isn't an influence is asinine. Your brain is programmed to prefer certain things and in your case it's an outlier opinion. This isn't normal. Attempting to normalize doesn't make it any less creepy, if anything you attempting to make it "not a big deal" shows how far gone you are. I'm not attempting to change your mind on the topic that ship has long since sailed however you are pretending it's not an issue under the guise of "it's not real life" or "i'll never get a real partner anyway so it's okay for me to hold these opinions" is waving away your problems. Real social problems.

>>30963814
It's based on Yama-uba which had a tendency to be portrayed with blackface and the ganguro look is connected to ghosts and demons.

>>30961249
The pedo meme existed before those games came out.

>>30963922
>you are pretending it's not an issue under the guise of "it's not real life" or "i'll never get a real partner anyway so it's okay for me to hold these opinions" is waving away your problems.
So tell how its an issue then. Explain to me in detail how me fapping to loli is some huge issue that causes all these problems for society.

>>30963944

when christian evangelists were going on and on about pokemon being the spawn of satan and shit they never brought up hypno hypnotizing kids. The only psychics types brought up were mewtwo promoting man made evolution and Alakazam being a goatface demon. Imagine if Arceus and Giratina were around in gen 1 with their lore intact they would have had a coronary.

>>30963981

>to society

don't broaden it. i said for YOU it's a problem.

>>30964046
So how is it a problem for me then?

>>30963055
>Most people are aggressively averse to an attraction to children.
No, they just hide it and often overcompensate because "I'm not a fucking pedo!" because the idea of youthful aspects is "supposed" to be revolting to them.

Never mind how in the post-90's world people expect women to shave their pussies and be hairless nowadays, and considering pubic hair disgusting, when back in the day people though fully shaved looked silly.

>>30964028
>YFW Digimon had gods. demons, 666, and sexualization DURING the time when pokemon was getting blasted for inane bullshit

>>30964058
Pretending to hate and actually hating are the same as being averse anon.

>>30964067

that just shows how BTFO Digimon was by Pokemon as far as mainstream pop culture at the time. Also Digimon at least early had it's lion's share of censorship too.

>>30961070
I agree that the whole Missingno trope is overused, but you have to understand that Missingno is probably the most infamous glitch in video game history. There's a reason it has a cult following.

I'm tired of the abundance of the fucking "weird or creepy Pokedex entries!!"

Like the Pokedex even matters. It's all bullshit that only 10 year olds fall for.

>>30964203
Be careful or you'll trigger Richard.

>>30961264
Fuck this. FUCK this.

On the other end of the spectrum, I hate videos such as INFINITE BOTTLE CAP GRINDING WOW when really it's a 3 minute long video of something you could easily find on Serebii or Bulbapedo.

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I actually really like the ones that bring real science into it with the goal of figuring out how the pokemon could work.

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Well, I'll wait for another Poketuber thread then.

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>>30960738
>It's a Pokétuber video in recommended

>>30963488
>Cancer isn't bad because it's common.

HILARIOUS FULL MAGIKARP TEAM?!?!!?!?!

>>30964251
Literally any Verlisify video.

He just regurgitates any information you can find on serebii, bulbapedia or Pokemon.com. Same goes for his "how to use" sets. Google that shit.

He doesn't even try to add his own charm (if the cunt has any) to his videos. No editing. No jokes. No creativity. Just pure "immacput out three 15 minutes videos a day to get views"

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>It's a "talking Pokemon calls their trainer Master" episode

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>Attract
>In Competitive
What kind of idiot is this.

I just hate >"Le couriosity video of pokemon"
And the overuse of the same secrets or things, the only ones that can do it without being boring are didyouknowgaming".But even they repeat many facts.
Also>"Le secrete lore of pokemon so spoopy"
the theory of the great pokemonwar is real, check it if you want some cringe.

Using Arceus as a substitute for God in exclamations, like "Arceus damn it".

>Pokeball kills the pokemon because muh science

That's not like pokemon sometimes escaping from their pokeball was canon.

>>30964285
It's sometimes well done, but most of the videos about pokemon are shit.

>The SM champion theme doesnt belong to Kukui/Challenger, its UR OWN THEME XDDDD

Obviously it's right but people wont shut the fuck up about it, as if it's the coolest detail ever and games have never broken the 4th wall before

Pokemon is literally dog fighting, even though all forms of Pokemon media say that the Pokemon have free will and most trainers have empathy.

>>30964660
Especially after Black/White hammered that in really hard. Remember the PETA game?

>>30964285
It can work but the problem is most of the time it's just 'everything in the Pokemon world is deadly because look at the Science'.

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>>30964571
This, please just don't.

>>30961527
I concur. They actually used shit from the games to provide a reasonable explanation to debunk the stupid 'You killed Blue's Raticate!!!!11' meme.

>>30963868
I just thought it was a penguin dressed as Jessica Rabbit.

>>30961753
Are you implying that they aren't?

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>mimikyu is a porygon

>>30960738
But the POKEMON are in a COMA and DEAD SPIRITS and also the SEVEN DEADLY SINS and a METAPHOR for WORLD WAR 2

>>30964571

This is in way too many Nuzlocke comics.

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>>30964798
Wait. What the fuck?

>>30964544
>Pokémon curiosity video
>Jynx censorship
>Anime censorship
>Missingno
>Usual theory stuff everyone else in thread already mentioned that I'm not bothering to rewrite
>OH GEE POKÉMON MANGA IS SO VIOLENT LOOK AT THE SLICED ARBOK

>>30960738
YouTube has been pure normie trash for years. The most annoying part for me has been the capitalized, outlandish titles. "TABLES THAT SUCK YOUR DICK??!?" "LILLIE'S DAD REVEALED IN HGSS!?!?!!?" "GEN 8 POKEDEX LEAKED!!!!" How about, "HOW TO STOP SHOVING THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON UP YOUR ASS WHENEVER YOU TITLE YOUR VIDEOS 2016 EDITION!!!!2!"

>>30964465
verlisify has some of the best sets on the internet

charge beam blissey
no STAB hydreigon
resto/chesto bellydrum snorlax with immunity instead of thick fat

the list goes on. He definitely has a hard on for charge beam though because he puts that shit on everything

>>30964900
Charge Beam has a SEVENTY percent chance of raising your attack, my dude. Is that not the greatest move of all time?

>>30964900
>Immunity Snorlax
TRIGGERED

>>30964967
*Special Attack
My bad, dude.

>>30964714
>Remember the PETA game?
Actually, they made two. The second one is a crossover with McDonalds.

>>30964884
I bumped into this video once. TLDR, It's Porygon after being banned from being aired on TV ever again after that seizure episode. Part of the evidence used is the fact that it's technically Pikachu's fault for using the atttack that triggered the flashing lights and so that's why it(Mimikyu) hates Pikachu. In other words, some stupid fucking retarded turd of a theory.

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>>30964884
This comic explains it.

Possibly in a much shorter and funnier way than that video.

>>30964884
WOAH CLICK THE VIDEO AND FIND OUT
YOUTUBE $$$

>>30964532
An idiot who doesn't know what thunder wave is

>>30962329
>At least when mad did a parody it was funny. And used gen 5 Pokémon
and the few times they use the old cast it was okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Co-DbeNOa0

"Poketubers who don't know jackshit about strategies"
"OMG, (insert legendary or pokemon with good ability) is so OP, nerf it."
Or my favorite:"(theorizer poketuber):!HEY GUYS, WELCOME AGAIN TO MY 15TH THEORY ON THE WEEK, I WAS PLAYING (insert gen 1 game here) LATELY AND WHAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT (insert bad resolution sprite/ bad translated dialogue) IS SHOCKING!.

*Rants 20 minutes about a detail that the creators never intended or don't care at the time

>>30964571
HOLY SHINX YOU GUYS

I saw a thumbnail the day about a NEW SHINY METHOD!!! EASY WAY TO GET SHINIES!!!!!!

the whole thing could've been summed up in one sentence: shinies have a high chance if appearing in the poke pelago

is that even true? I doubt it

I wish they cut off all the unnecessary off-tangent bullshit and get straight to the point. Yes, I know what the video is about, it's right there in the title and you don't have to do a 3 minute explanation of the fucking title alone.
Even worse is that sometimes the video can be summed up as "gee I don't really fucking know you guys"

>Victiny is based on a nuclear bomb (???)
>Gengar is Clefable's shadow
>People calling the Legendary Beasts cats or dogs when they're based on a mixture of different animals and mythological creatures
>Giratina is Pokésatan
>Weebs who insist on calling pokémon by their japanese names at all times
>Red can never be a normal person in fanart, he's either a mute edgelord or a hulking homo
>Pokémon takes place in our world in the future/after the apocalypse
>Every time the fanbase assumes that the newest generation is the "end of Pokémon" out of clues they pulled out of their ass
>Fans who don't accept the reality that they're playing a children's game and try to make it seem like something bigger.
>Jwittz or Verlisfy videos on my recommended list

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>>30965375
MAD was funny when it was. Hit and miss shit but it's funny when you watch the source material and see how bad they make it.

This is one of my favorites
https://youtu.be/YUWqrti_wnQ

>>30961778
You're a fucking pedophile dude

This is more anime related but my biggest pet peeve is people arguing and being convinced that Ash would get together with one of his female companions. Yes there's a fair bit of teasing nowadays but romance has never been the focus of the Pokemon anime and with the way fans seem to constantly argue and even get mad when an episode doesn't focus on their Ash/companion ship of their choice makes me think they really don't care about anything else.
Serena fans were definitely the worst about this

>>30964889
Whoa really? The part about the sliced Arbok is true? Pics?

>>30966607
Didn't one of the creators outright say it was never gonna happen?

>>30961264
What's worse is when they take shiny charm rates from reddit, whose logic boils down to "I found a bunch shinies within 500 encounters each, so it must be about 1/512". Then dumbasses actually believe them because it was on youtube.

To this day, people still believe the 1/512 shit for Friend Safari and DexNav.

>>30964532
The same idiot who gave Wailord Heavy Slam.
It's made fun of so much that you could technically classify it as a meme.

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>>30966130
>dragon baseball
>no yamcha
yurusan

>>30965909
Lion, Tiger and Panther, dummy, they're cats.

>>30960738
any "theory" related to gen 1 at this point, why not elaborate on something on the other gens for once that isn't the timeline theory

>>30968232
those are dogs you moron

>>30968480
care to offer anything better than 'I think they're dogs and am treating my opinion on Objective fact based on this alone'?

>>30961778
Then why go out of your way to search out little kids specifically you fucking idiot

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>>30966651

>>30968784
F

>>30968975
More like ╛ because it wasn't alive to begin with.

>>30960738
>watching anything that isn't the game theories on his channel
fucking kys. the whole channel is shitty garbage, but at least if you watch the game theories, you can at least know where some of the most retarded opinions out there in the gaming community come from, and the comments usually point out the biggest holes in his theories.
anything other than that is pure garbage. its shitty wiki tier trivia with a "wow isn't that interesting" pad on the back at the end, extending their watch time by 5 minutes. its fucking useless bullshit.

Im not going to watch the video can someone tell what's his new bullshit theory?

>>30968232
>>30968480
I see them as being more feline, but since no one can fucking agree, I just call them beasts.

>>30969050
>>30968975
No, no, that Arbok was alive, it just has the ability to regenerate, meaning it was perfectly fine afterward.
I have no fucking idea why people use this as proof of the mange being hardcore when it's literally basic Shounen levels of edginess.

>>30969206
ALL THE MASS POKEMON GAIN IN EVOLUTION INSTANTANEOUSLY IS DEADLY BECAUSE OF THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MASS
Also a bunch of filler about how he's a genwunner and shilling his Pokeball theory.

>>30964792
Good Poketubers exist
Check Jwittz

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Can youtube culture along with it's shitty clickbait thumbnails and Crunchyroll/Lootbot shills just die? It's no longer a website to express creativity especially since the algorithm change fucked animators. And I know it was clickbait before, but at least then I didn't have to hear "THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY SHITCRATE!"

>>30968480
>>30968232
BUT HEY

>>30969720
Agreed.
Not everything needs to be about making a quick buck.

>>30969461
Oh yeah, it's just been a long time since I've read it, I forgot. I think people only use it since it's a stark contrast to the average person.

>Is Sun and Moon the CLIMACTIC FINALE of Pokemon?!?

>muh canon
Don't understand how the people can worry about it outside memes.

>>30960738
>Shitposting for similar shit-tier opinions.
Keep fishing.

>>30961742
>Batman using Zubat?
Crobat and Noivern would be much more fitting, but there's always been something funny about an eyeless batman to me.

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>>30961608
>pokemon human fusions
>mfw it actually happened

>>30964067
To be fair, at least in my country my family literally burned all my Yu-Gi-Oh cards because they conveyed satanic messages.

>>30967412
Look at the bright side, at least he got an episode and won a baseball game

>>30964798
To be fair, Proto is arguing against this theory.

>>30964792
Shofu, they guys from the Dex and Jwittz(Sometimes i think he has the comment section back and admited that was stupid of his part) are pretty decent

>>30970687
It happened in gen 1 with bill, remember?

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dude MEWTHREE lmao

>>30967412
>>30971394
nigga even got a spinoff manga ala Superboy Prime

he's gonna wreck the shit outta Frieza and Cell and become a human god

>>30960738
>How old Ash really is?
>How old Ash should be?

Don't they understand why he'll be forever 10? How autistic can someone be? Didn't they watch something as mainstream as The Simpson to know such a simple answer?

Faggots.

>>30960738
>"Gotta catch 'em all" or some 'funny/clever' variation thereof
Stop. Please just stop. It's already dead. That taglines been buried for at least a decade at this point.

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>>30964900
>fury cutter venasaur
>heavy slam wailord
>attract in competitive
>best sets on the internet
you have to be a special kind of retarded to think that

>>30961191
That bothers me too. This is more of a porn meme than anything along with Japan loving rape though.

>>30968232
>>30968480
>>30969388
>that debate was so intense people just call them hamsters now

What site made you call them that again? I think it was gamefaqs.

>>30961019
>nobody ever remembers how May/Brendan did the same with Torkoal