Pokemon you could beat up thread

>>30960517
>earthquake knocks you down
>hypnosis
It's already gone bby

I think I could kiss Hydreigon.

>>30960533
i would cautiously approach it with berries in my hand and as soon as i got in range, id unleash my foot like a steam powered piston and rocket my sneaker through its skull

cleffa, igglybuff, happiny and all of them man

could punt those fuckers easy

>>30960517
>machamp
>1.60m
>25% female
I could take him

>>30960544
are you autistic?

>>30960517


It wouldn't even need to use moves, just hoof you and your guts would be spilling, try fighting a cat a tenth your side and see how pathetic you really are

>>30960548
nvm i read the post wrong

id like my chances with lickilicky tho

>>30960544
>sneaker
No weapons allowed. You have to be naked, like him

Groudon

>>30960517
what kinda of thread is this... what the fuck?

>>30960555
>25% female
Does that mean one of its hands is female?

TURTONATOR

IT WOULD BE A GOOD SCRAP

>>30960576
Get fucking real anon

>>30960559
No but it's an interesting question if a war between pokemon and humans ever broke out, how would you fair agasint them

just like dogs vs humans or w.e

>>30960561
No no no
I would take advantage of its naiveness

>>30960567
Actually, solid point

Id use more hard points of my body like an elbow them

If I could get the drop on this son of a bitch, it's over
24/7, all days of the week

>>30960614
ill low kick that nigger groudon and he'll die

>>30960517
Don't fool yourself, any medium sized dog could kill you. Do mother nature a favour and save nature the trouble, kill yourself.

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>>30960517
I think I can take on Incineroar. It is a heel, after all. I can definitely beat him. He's also slow.

I would have to watch out for its claws and fangs. Those can hurt. I would probably try to maintain some distance, and wait for it to attack first. With its speed, I would easily be able to dodge its attacks, and the moment I get a chance, I take it. I would kick his legs, to bring him down. Once he's down, I would quickly try to snap his neck. I'm sure I would get clawed a bit, but I can take a bit of claws.

>>30960631
He's 11 feet and weighs 2000 lbs.

You're being ridiculous and it's pissing me off.
Maybe if the anime came out with him having an achilles heel but it hasnt and now your trying to get non cannon.

I appreciate you trying to fight a Groudon but stay in your fucking lane and pick something smaller

>>30960517
A real deer would kick your ass, a deer that can use hypnosis to put your stupid ass to sleep would hoof and gore you to death with even more ease.

>>30960517

I'm with ya OP, let's punch some fucking stantler, then move on to the miltank

>>30960555
Take him how? By taking that Machamp dick up your ass?

>>30960517
A deer would kick your ass, there is no way you could beat a magic deer that can use a psychic powered headbutt, a flying kick and a beam that will make you so confused that you'll end up punching yourself

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>>30960517
Consider this. That deer takes Double Kicks from Fighting-type Pokemon, and still be fine. It can be cut by Bisharp's sharp blades, and still be fine.
Now you, a mere human, with no weapons, think you can beat it.

>>30960666
Satan, on the other hand, can win this.

>>30960517
Wailord
I'll do what Moby Dick can't and by the time I'm done it'll be called waipeasant.

I feel like I should be able to fuck up a shuckle, it's really slow and can't attack for shit

>>30960666
Plausible anon, you would have to be in pretty good shape but I could see an Icineroar's pride hurting him and causing his stupid cat neck to get mangled

>>30960719
>>30960675
Maybe if it took into account preparation time, I'm talking about a real surprise attack.
No time to get a hypnosis off if I am prying it's antlers out of its fucking head

>>30960717
Someone finally gets it
Love to rip the tits right off a Mitank and watching its body defuse before my eyes

>>30960741
Nothing proves Bisharp isnt made from aluminum

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>>30960669
>You're being ridiculous and it's pissing me off.
Kek.

Watch out guys the big bad anon might unleash his fury on us!

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>>30960517
Not the biggest, but probably most fluffy to beat up.

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>>30960517

>>30960746
>I'll do what Moby Dick can't
>He thinks Moby Dick was the captain

>>30960762
I think all of them are pretty reasonable up until Sylveon and to me, thats a clear loss.

For that reason, I wouldn't start a fight with a rivaling Eevee clan.

I know my limits

>>30960755
You should be, especially if you're a stantler

>>30960778
Thats exactly how it could go down.
Stantlers are skiddish and havent been around humans much so they dont know and dont respect our power
Deers are fags

>>30960813
>You should be, especially if you're a stantler
Good luck human I'll Zen headbutt you so hard you'll get a critical flinch and be Paralyzed.

>>30960813
>>30960876
You are both autistic.

>>30960876
Are you even trying to be serious

>>30960614
>dogs vs humans or w/e
Nigger what? Who thinks about this shit?