>>30958875
>implying I'm going to have kids
>>30958887
You'll have my kids and you'll like it.
Only if she'll blow me before she goes out and lets me fuck her when she gets home.
>>30958897
I'm not gonna be imprisoned like that for 25 years.
sure
>>30958875
with an ass like that, it would be a crime not to
/vp/ is easily the most autistic board.
>cool and sexy
>huge hair
>wears a normal classic cap
>cap is girly, overall outfit is lightly tomboyish
>looks like she's on adventure
Hilda is the best looking protag and I miss her.
>>30958875
No, but I'd let mywife'ssonwear it.
>Tfw we will never get a protag with a booty as big as Hilda
No, but I'd let other people's kids dress like that.
>>30959865
She'd be top of her class if Rosa weren't around. But she at least solidifies that Gen V was, and continues to be, a best.
>>30958875
Hell no. If she tried walking out of the house shorts that short and that tight, I would tell her to change. No daughter of mine is going to dress like that.
>>30958875
Unless that day was a beach episode or maybe a cosplay that used it probably not leaving the house like that.
But at home who the heck cares what you're wearing.
I'd probably be a bit uncomfortable with it but as long as she's not going out in floss, I don't really care to control her. It's her body.
More than that, that's how my daughter is GOING to dress. If she doesn't like it, tough shit, won't have a daughter of mine not looking sexy.We're talking about DDLG play here, right, not actual daughter?
>>30958875
If I get to fuck her while she's wearing that.
>>30959865
Agreed.
The other girls are nice, but Hilda is my sun.
>>30959838
Nah, not even close.
/vp/ is pretty average in that regard.
>>30961124
Don't discredit /vp/ so quickly. This place is pretty fucking autistic, my guy.
>>30960446
Kris is pretty close for wearing bike shorts. A shame Gamefreak stopped giving care about her and even replaced her with a less attractive design in the remakes.
>>30960524
the right eye is too high
it looks weird
>>30958875
I'd be the REASON she dresses like that.
>>30961510
>Shit hair
>Shit clothes
>Shit face
>>>>>>>>>>>>>attractive
The only good thing about her was her spats.
>>30961957
Is this pasta? This is the third time I've seen you post this. Get over yourself.
>>30958875
Most 16-year-olds dress like that.
Or is that just in England?
>>30962175
Lot do.
I m
>>30962065
Is calling Kris better a meme? It's the millionth time I've seen you post that. Get over yourself.
No matter how hard you smack am ass, its still gonna be an ass
>>30961957
you are crazy, better than a shitty mario cosplayer.
Kris looked like she was ready to go into the field, unlike the mario cosplayer.
>>30958875
Only ifshe's wearing a diaper under those shorts.
>>30962562
>mario cosplayer
Great ''''''''''''''''''''''''argument''''''''''''''''''''''''.
Any other reason Kris is superior to Lyra?
I wanna cum inside her
>>30958875
If she lets me fuck her then sure. Or at least gives vids of her getting fucked by other guys.
>>30958875
I'd dress like that if i could.
>>30964305
are you a girl
>>30964305
Pls respond
>>30958875
Only if she'll let me smash
>>30965680
Sick
I saw a young girl the other day at work (around 12) wearing booty jean shorts and a tank top that said "text me." Also some little black girl following her around.
Was this FBI bait?
>>30964305
please be my gf
>>30958875
Only if she constantly farted
Is it normal to want to ejaculate inside Hilda's anus?
>>30967321
Please, i need an answer here
>>30960524
Rosa and Nate's designs were way too fucking busy. They both looked like a hot mess.
>>30965769
Strictly in terms of making sure your teen daughter doesn't get pregnant that's probably effective
>>30961186
/mlp/, /trash/, /aco/, and /b/ have us beat by a sizeable margin.
>>30965736
NOPE, welcome to American youth.
>>30968918
>>30968918
Gross
>>30968567
you forgot the kings of autism, /r9k/