>this is a pokemon in 2016 What went right, /v/?

>>30943517
UNINSTALL, UNINSTALL

Literally a Digimon

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>>30943517
>Really like the new pokemon
>They're all slow as hell

Why can't I be happy

>>30943520
>playing pokemon

found the problem

>>30943518
brb catching one and naming it Zearth.

>>30943520
Like fucking seriously. I don't want them to make Pokemon in fucking top speed tiers but just fucking give us something that AT LEAST has a speed stat over 70. Smeargle outspeeds over more than half of the Alolan Pokedex.

>>30943518
Top taste.

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>this is a pokemon in 1996

>>30943517
I kind of like the design.

>>30943520
>>30943523
>90% of Alolamon suffer from low speed, horrible BST distribution, are lacking a crucial move and lacking movesets in general, cool abilities without the moves to use them properly
Nice "balance" Gamefreak.

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>>30943518
>Tfw with Necrozma and 100% Zygarde you'll see pokémon becoming /m/kino in your lifetime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05p646nlYS0

>>30943525
Literally my mom's slime.

>>30943527
>"competitive" jrpg

there's literally no way to balance such a game.

they didnt listen to retarded nostalgiafags who wouldnt buy the game anyway

>>30943527
>>361386170
This is what happens when min-maxing meta fags come to game for children.

>>361386364
There is. That the incompetents of Gamefreak who are so bad at everything to the point they can't even program to the point where the game drops to 1fps when there's more than 2 Pokemon during a battle can't do it is a different matter.

>>30943523
>speed in fantasy Hawaii

You never been to the islands have you? That whole place is on it own fucking time.

>>30943517
Necrozma is a shitty design. They don't need to draw such stupid arms and legs if they want a weird alien something pokemon.

>>30943527
>Ghost/Ground Pokemon
>give it an ability when hit by water boost stats
>make it slow and weak as fuck
Still liked it, but fuck a lot of Pokemon in Gen7 underperform.

>>30943528
Fucking underrated series are the best.
Introduced a friend to a few including that, Now and Then, Here and There, and Key: The Metal Idol.

>>30943531
I'm sure a lot of them still bought Sun/Moon considering sales and the hype Pokemon Go generated. There's a lot of nostalgia pandering in them.

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I wonder how it would've been do if that "third Legendary will be a scorpion" thing was real and it was just another Cosmog evo.

I'm still happy we got Necrozma regardless, but still.

>>30943527
>everything must be competitive
Fuck off smogonfag

>>30943780
It's not even about competitive, some Pokemon like Crabominable are barely even usable ingame

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>>30943518
I never realized it until you pointed it out.

Nice.

>>30943820
And it's sad because I really love that goofy motherfucker.
Still made for some neat underdog moments where he pulled crazy comebacks and fought the odds and survived shit at 2 hp and shit. Definitely my favorite new pokémon (alongside Golisopod, which has the benefit to be legit good), despite the shit typing and stats.

>>30943520
> What is fucking Trick Room

>>30943517
>/v/
Leave

>>30943979
The thread was made on /v/ but shoved to /vp/ by a mod, retard.

>>30943591
>gets it
The speed stats of island-native mons make complete sense thematically, even though competitive wise it would have been nice to get some good fast mons I really don't mind since
>what is trick room

>>30943591
Is it like Mexico in that sense?

'Manyana, manyana'. Doesn't mean 'it'll be done tomorrow morning', doesn't even mean a simple 'later'. It means 'it ain't happening soon'